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12-22-2003, 11:26 AM
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#2986
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Commercials
Adding to the commercial discussion, I cannot stand the commercials for fear factor. I couldn't stand the commercials for the show they had on Fox for a while, what was it the update of Ripley's believe it or not?
I don't want to watch these shows, they disgust me. If you want to watch them that is fine, go ahead. But don't fucking force them on me while I am watching some other show by having a commercial with people eating worms or doing whatever they are doing.
This is probably why I should get a Tivo. Just so I can avoid these nasty commercials.
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12-22-2003, 11:30 AM
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#2987
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Wilted like a little flower
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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
But come now man, you can't credit your and cheffie's success with women to your height. Your wit and charm make you far from representative.
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Good save, but that rationale still doesn't explain Slave's preternatural success with the womens. Maybe he knows the jedi mind trick?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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12-22-2003, 11:32 AM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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short men
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's nothing wrong with short men. I don't see the problem. Short, medium, tall - I don't really care. I find many men attractive who are shorter than I am.
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I admit it - I have height requirements. I am pretty tall though and I guess it ties into some desire to be much smaller than the guy I'm with. That and I'm shallow. |
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12-22-2003, 11:40 AM
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#2989
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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As tall as I wanna be.
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Originally posted by dc_chef
Yeah, we make less money, have crappier jobs, and are taken less seriously. On the flip side, we are are always memorable, are prenaturably youthful (unlike some other claimants to that crown), and most important, not bothered by the lack of leg room in coach.
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All I know is that I'm tall, and I sure didn't get a personalized picture on FB Breasticle Day...
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12-22-2003, 11:42 AM
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#2990
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Wilted like a little flower
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Good save, but that rationale still doesn't explain Slave's preternatural success with the womens. Maybe he knows the jedi mind trick?
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Nor does it explain my ongoing abysmal failure in this arena, despite above-average height and stunning prettiness. I should be getting more play than Slave at a Paigow convention. <wink> Life ain't fair.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-22-2003, 12:07 PM
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#2991
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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short men
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I admit it - I have height requirements. I am pretty tall though and I guess it ties into some desire to be much smaller than the guy I'm with. That and I'm shallow.
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My wife is extremely tall (6') and comes from a family where many of the women are much taller than average. She also had a height requirement. I'm sure a lot of it stemmed from having been made to feel self-conscious about her height when she was growing up. Personally, I think it's kind of silly to feel that way, but, hey, works for me.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-22-2003, 12:34 PM
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#2992
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number 7
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: between PoshSpice's legs
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Wilted like a little flower
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Nor does it explain my ongoing abysmal failure in this arena, despite above-average height and stunning prettiness.
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Here's a clue: go back and re-read the stuff you post here. You should it consider it a success if the ho' doesn't run screaming within 30 seconds of you opening your mouth.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
. I should be getting more play than Slave at a Paigow convention. <wink>
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The benefits of selling sandwiches at Dead and Phish shows (aka Paigow conventions) is you get plenty of tail. Those phreaky whirly-dancers get the munchies something fierce.
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12-22-2003, 12:37 PM
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#2993
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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short men
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I admit it - I have height requirements. I am pretty tall though and I guess it ties into some desire to be much smaller than the guy I'm with. That and I'm shallow.
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I forgot to mention, in response to the idea that short gay guys might get more play than short straight guys, that I have gay friends with height requirements. They are shallow too. |
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12-22-2003, 12:48 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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As tall as I wanna be.
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Originally posted by dc_chef
Yeah, we make less money, have crappier jobs, and are taken less seriously.
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Sure, but on the positive side, every time normal people see you they just want to pick you up and give you a hug. |
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12-22-2003, 12:59 PM
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#2995
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Grass Is Always Greener
Holiday cheer (namaste? harambee?) to all at work. After just a couple of days of family and holiday cheer, I sort of miss work. Work is sort of a dull pain, but endurable. Maybe I just miss the throbbing.
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12-22-2003, 01:05 PM
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#2996
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Grass Is Always Greener
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Holiday cheer (namaste? harambee?) to all at work. After just a couple of days of family and holiday cheer, I sort of miss work. Work is sort of a dull pain, but endurable. Maybe I just miss the throbbing.
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Throbbing?!?! There's no throbbing at my job. Can I have your job? A little throbbing would be nice to break up the monotony of the day.
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12-22-2003, 01:13 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Grass Is Always Greener
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Holiday cheer (namaste? harambee?) to all at work. After just a couple of days of family and holiday cheer, I sort of miss work. Work is sort of a dull pain, but endurable. Maybe I just miss the throbbing.
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Maybe it's the screaming. You must be missing the screaming that you've learned to filter out.
I certainly am not missing work as I am here. HERE HOLDING DOWN THE FORT WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT SKIING.
Now, maybe I'll go shopping and get hammered for lunch. Might make it worth the commute.
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12-22-2003, 01:48 PM
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#2998
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Grass Is Always Greener
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Holiday cheer (namaste? harambee?) to all at work. After just a couple of days of family and holiday cheer, I sort of miss work. Work is sort of a dull pain, but endurable. Maybe I just miss the throbbing.
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That's so nice. But maybe there's a Jerry Springer marathon or something on that'll give you your daily sleaze quotient, yet still allow you to feign interest in your family?
Cead mil failte!
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12-22-2003, 02:14 PM
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#2999
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Wilted like a little flower
Quote:
Originally posted by ironnutsedge
The benefits of selling sandwiches at Dead and Phish shows (aka Paigow conventions) is you get plenty of tail. Those phreaky whirly-dancers get the munchies something fierce.
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I have no way of knowing whether this is true or not but, in my heart, I always believed The Daintiest Petunia to be a nubile spinning hippie chick.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-22-2003, 02:16 PM
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#3000
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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for all y'all texans
Price 'reborn' as UTEP head coach
EL PASO, Texas — Mike Price has been waiting seven months to try to rebuild his coaching career. Texas-El Paso is happy to give him a chance.
Just keep him away from the strip clubs and you'll be fine.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...3_price22.html
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