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Hank Chinaski · 05-09-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And you have like fingers and stuff. Geez.

Ummm Fringey go edit- didn't you hear about the thalidomide babies, oltrane-cay is-ay one-ay- he does have toes but c'mon

Replaced_Texan · 05-09-2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Coltrane is smarter than you give him credit for- he means "clearly need" on a societal level - childbirth, earth mother, etc.

Meanwhile societies like the amazons got alone quite well by killing off all the male children except the most physically fit- Coltrane knows he would have been put to the sword instantly, Ironhead, Flower all them- BECAUSE the amazons would have a Hank Chinaski-like nicknamed LEVIATHAN!

You may have a point. There's a female shortage in some parts of India. Turns out that GE's cheap ultrasound equipment did, in fact, fuck up the sex distribution. And now, girls are selling at a premium.

Hank Chinaski · 05-09-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
A. You can't give yourself points.

B. The Sharks need new uniforms and a new color scheme.

C. I like Craig MacTavish better than Ron Wilson. Not that I dislike Ron Wilson (he's no Ken Hitchcock or Scotty Bowman). I just have a fond spot in my heart for MacTavish from 1994. Plus he beat up a mascot.

D. I may actually find myself rooting for a Western Conference team in the Finals.

Poll- hockey fans did your college have a team and did you watch it? don't you favor college over NHL?

I actually would rather see a MSU hockey game live than maybe even basketball but I could not care less to see the WINGS!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-09-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Based upon my experience walking behind people on Michigan Avenue at Christmastime, you aren't the only midwesterner who prefers things to move more slowly.

True, but those people aren't Chicagoans. They are people from horrible places like Iowa, Wisconsin and Indiana.

ltl/fb · 05-09-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You may have a point. There's a female shortage in some parts of India. Turns out that GE's cheap ultrasound equipment did, in fact, fuck up the sex distribution. And now, girls are selling at a premium.

I find the line at the end about the "ghosts of missing babies are closing in" kinda fucked up.

I do find it amusing on the whole.

Hank Chinaski · 05-09-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You may have a point.

tip to Teste 123- it is redundant and unnecessary to begin a reply to a HC post with this sort of acknowledgement. on the otherhand perhaps RT can build-in a macro where ALL replies to my posts carry this same honorific.

Hank Chinaski · 05-09-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find the line at the end about the "ghosts of missing babies are closing in" kinda fucked up.

I do find it amusing on the whole.

I'm on Priceline for you right now. How soon can you get a week off work?

ltl/fb · 05-09-2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm on Priceline for you right now. How soon can you get a week off work?

I don't make babies.

notcasesensitive · 05-09-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't make babies.

Maybe the dingo ate their babies.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-09-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ummm Fringey go edit- didn't you hear about the thalidomide babies, oltrane-cay is-ay one-ay- he does have toes but c'mon

I'm all stumps. Which makes me quite attractive to women with well endowed vaginas.

NotFromHere · 05-09-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
A. You can't give yourself points.

B. The Sharks need new uniforms and a new color scheme.

2. The only thing worth saving is the Chechoo train whistle.

SlaveNoMore · 05-09-2006, 06:27 PM

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greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't realize there were no Canadians on the Sharks.

For that matter, I wondered aloud why they ever bother to play the US National Anthem at a hockey game. Hell, the Finnish anthem is more apropos.

[actually, I think playing any national anthem ant any sporting event is a stupid waste of time, but I digress]

Hank Chinaski · 05-09-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't make babies.

Cross. Bridge. When. Reached.

get an IUD.

All you need to "make" to hook one of these guys is a decent curry, maybe have rudimentary tandor skills.

Once you have his last name just periodically tell him you're pregnant and going to the doc for an ultrasound- come back the next day and tell him it was a girl so you had the plug pulled. repeat 20 times and it's your golden anniversary!

ltl/fb · 05-09-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Cross. Bridge. When. Reached.

get an IUD.

All you need to "make" to hook one of these guys is a decent curry, maybe have rudimentary tandor skills.

Once you have his last name just periodically tell him you're pregnant and going to the doc for an ultrasound- come back the next day and tell him it was a girl so you had the plug pulled. repeat 20 times and it's your golden anniversary!

I don't get married. I don't live in foreign countries. I don't generally cook very much.

SlaveNoMore · 05-09-2006, 06:33 PM

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Not Bob
B. The Sharks need new uniforms and a new color scheme.

Why?

Black, Grey and Teal rocks. It's not old school like the Rangers, Leafs, Habs, Wings, Hawks and Bruins - but at least it works.

Unlike, say, Columbus. Or Minnesota. Or Phoenix. Or Atlanta. Or Nashville. Or the Capitals.

The Sabres should go back to Blue and Gold and ditch the son-of-the-Devils uniforms