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04-26-2004, 01:02 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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bunny crap
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Originally posted by baltassoc
On the dork forefront, I had an e-mail address that I used regularly in 1987 (although it was on the slower but more reliable BITNET, not the ultimately more successful TCP/IP networks that would become the INTERNET).
I also downloaded my first browser (Mosiac) very early in 1993. - The amount of stuff actually available online not in gopher format was pretty small, but one could see the potential.
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I took my first computer programming course in 1981 - but since it was BASIC I'm pretty confident that doesn't count.
I'm frequently ahead on various fashion "trends," but first 1%? I'm pretty sure not. And anyway, that has more to do with my diligently sticking to what I like and think looks good rather than any prescience on my part - just about everything with any redeeming qualities is in and out of fashion fairly regularly.
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04-26-2004, 01:06 PM
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#3002
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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New York Style
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
better than being a paragon of strippers and baldness
Not that anyone would spend a moment of their free time discussing you/
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I kinda like Sidd's baldness.
Sunny(translation for those with Paigow on ignore: I've met Sidd IRL)Bunny
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-26-2004, 01:07 PM
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#3003
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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bunny crap
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I took my first computer programming course in 1981 - but since it was BASIC I'm pretty confident that doesn't count.
I'm frequently ahead on various fashion "trends," but first 1%? I'm pretty sure not. And anyway, that has more to do with my diligently sticking to what I like and think looks good rather than any prescience on my part - just about everything with any redeeming qualities is in and out of fashion fairly regularly.
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Question, based on the rest of the world's population...how many people would it take to not be in the 1%?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-26-2004, 01:08 PM
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#3004
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Worst Songs of All Time
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Question, can someone tell me how I can delete the things in my internet explorer browser window that show what websites I've visited lately?
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Translation: Does anyone have a tissue? This sock has started to chafe.
TM
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04-26-2004, 01:10 PM
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#3005
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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exercise question
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In fact, I would not be surprised if there were now a Von Dutch revival occurring in Williamsburg, ironically mocking those people who bother to tell hipsters that Von Dutch is over.
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What about Pabst Blue Ribbon? Same deal?
Ok, the yoga discussion reminded me of a question I have been meaning to ask. I was going to do this anonymously, but what the hey -- I mean, the FB is a warm, welcoming home.
I have apparently reached what paigow (paraphrasing DS, I think) has coined the "ass or face moment" of my life. Yes, I need to exercise.
So, since I am an ignoramous, I want to have someone tell me what to do and when to do it. But I don't want to just place my trust in some random bozo at the local Gold's Gym franchise -- or do I? I could ask around for recommendations, but the few people I know who work out regularly are either jerks or have been doing it long enough that they don't use a trainer anymore.
How does one go about finding a trainer? Is there some sort of licensing or certification one should have? Or should I just head over to Curves and try to get into the spin classes?
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04-26-2004, 01:11 PM
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#3006
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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exercise question
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I have apparently reached what paigow (paraphrasing DS, I think) has coined the "ass or face moment" of my life.
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Or paraphrasing Catherine Deneuve -- same difference.
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04-26-2004, 01:15 PM
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#3007
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Worst Songs of All Time
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
POTM.
Question, can someone tell me how I can delete the things in my internet explorer browser window that show what websites I've visited lately?
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Click on Tools in the toolbar. Click on Internet Options. Click on Clear History. Then click on OK. If you find yourself needing to do this a lot, set up Days in History to be 0.
You probably want to clean out your cache too. Tools-->Internet Options-->Delete Files-->OK-->OK.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-26-2004, 01:15 PM
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#3008
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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bunny crap
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Question, based on the rest of the world's population...how many people would it take to not be in the 1%?
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Well, now that's an interesting question. For the computer thing, I was sort of assuming "US" was the relevant universe. For clothing, I was sort of assuming it was "people who'd care."
Huh.
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04-26-2004, 01:16 PM
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#3009
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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exercise question
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Originally posted by dtb
Or paraphrasing Catherine Deneuve -- same difference.
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Whoops. (Fact-checking ability, too? You definitely have the editrix skilz.)
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04-26-2004, 01:17 PM
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#3010
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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New York Style
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
What can I say? Hairy strippers are kind of gross. I mean, if a girl's is too proud to wax, she shouldn't be shaking her stuff in my face.
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Dude, the chicks in those BYO joints probably just graduated from training bras. Cut them some slack.
Reason #56 I don't go to strip clubs.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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04-26-2004, 01:18 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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exercise question
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Originally posted by Not Bob
How does one go about finding a trainer? Is there some sort of licensing or certification one should have? Or should I just head over to Curves and try to get into the spin classes?
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Most gym trainers are a bunch of punk ass ne'er do wells that can't fidn something better to do. Be very selective when picking one from a gym. As an anecdote, my neighbor's first wife got addicted to crack with her first trainer. I guess that was a great weight loss program, but at what price? You might try looking into one of htose programs like the Sargeants program that would be much cheaper than joining a gym.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-26-2004, 01:18 PM
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#3012
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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New York Style
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, the chicks in those BYO joints probably just graduated from training bras. Cut them some slack.
Reason #56 I don't go to strip clubs.
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What was the reason?
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04-26-2004, 01:19 PM
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#3013
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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bunny crap
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I'm frequently ahead on various fashion "trends," but first 1%? I'm pretty sure not. And anyway, that has more to do with my diligently sticking to what I like and think looks good rather than any prescience on my part - just about everything with any redeeming qualities is in and out of fashion fairly regularly.
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If you never change you inevitably find yourself in the 1% from time to time. Its inescapable. You're a hipster.
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04-26-2004, 01:23 PM
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#3014
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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exercise question
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Whoops. (Fact-checking ability, too? You definitely have the editrix skilz.)
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You strike me as someone who would care about this, so you might not want to go to Curves. The guy who owns it is a very heavy contributor to Operation Save America (a successor to Operation Rescue). 10 percent of Curves profits go to anti-abortion groups.
http://www.operationsaveamerica.org/...central-tx.htm (for just one example)
Word of mouth is generally how I've vetted personal trainers in the past.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-26-2004, 01:27 PM
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#3015
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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exercise question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You strike me as someone who would care about this, so you might not want to go to Curves. The guy who owns it is a very heavy contributor to Operation Save America (a successor to Operation Rescue). 10 percent of Curves profits go to anti-abortion groups.
http://www.operationsaveamerica.org/...central-tx.htm (for just one example)
Word of mouth is generally how I've vetted personal trainers in the past.
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I believe Curves is also just for women, so that might be a threshold issue why he wouldn't want to go there as well. (unless not Bob is really not Roberta and has been tricking us)
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