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Old 06-23-2005, 05:25 PM   #3016
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Too bad none of us interpreted his post as "I can make that girl come in 12 seconds."
My penis vibrates.
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:28 PM   #3017
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PS., I was the guy blowing kisses at you mommy.
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:29 PM   #3018
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Too bad none of us interpreted his post as "I can make that girl come in 12 seconds."
You think sunny can come from giving head?
 
Old 06-23-2005, 05:29 PM   #3019
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Probably because you looked fucking hot as shit. There is nothing hotter than a pregnant woman's tits. In a support tank, nevertheless.

PS., I was the guy blowing kisses at you mommy.
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:30 PM   #3020
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I got it. Did you think I thought you were ripping on the sexual staying power of all of mankind?
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:32 PM   #3021
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I go to bed after work. But I don't wear pajamas to the office.
You're cute.



You fruitcake.
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:32 PM   #3022
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Post hoc.
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:33 PM   #3023
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I need a ruling here. IS this an original whiff? I made the 18 seconds joke meaning that would be the longest that sunny would actually go to the effort to do that sorta thing, not that that is how long the organ in her mouth would last. And Coltrane misses my subtle joke and makes a more obvious one. Is this tihe original whiff?
No. He got your joke and moved on to one about himself. Sorry. No whiff here.

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Old 06-23-2005, 05:33 PM   #3024
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W-A-T-E-R

I don't get this.
 
Old 06-23-2005, 05:34 PM   #3025
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Nice van.
Tu eres mi pequeña muñeca. Kiss kiss. Por favor envíeme su cuadro desnudo.
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:34 PM   #3026
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I don't get this.
You should. Dehydration is really unhealthy.
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:35 PM   #3027
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Probably because you looked fucking hot as shit. There is nothing hotter than a pregnant woman's tits. In a support tank, nevertheless.

PS., I was the guy blowing kisses at you mommy.
The swollen abodomen too. Its all part of a whole. Fertile......Schwollen.
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Same here. I wince when I hear "tittie bar." Nudie bar, strip club, beaver dam, etc., are all fine. When I hear tittie, I think pedophile. No offense, AdL. I don't think of you as a pedophile.
He was going for some weak aliteration. And "tit faery" doesn't sound right. "Breast faery" sounds strangely clinical. "Boob faery" sounds 4th gradish. You get the point...

I call them funbags myself.
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Inside Northshore Baptist Church, where Focus on the Family will be preaching that homosexuality can be “healed” by the power of God’s love, Christian counselors will be making much the same point.

In addition to “powerful stories of ex-gay men and women,” people attending the Love Won Out conference will hear “a challenge to the church,” said Dr. Bill Maier, a child and family psychologist who is one of the event’s main speakers. Another is the Rev. Nancy Heche, the mother of Anne Heche, the actress who famously married a man after living a widely publicized lesbian life with comedian Ellen DeGeneres.

Mom is a wackjob too.

At the one-day event, which is held a handful of times a year, ministers, psychologists and counselors who say they have left homosexuality behind them make the case for “reparative therapy” — the hypothesis that homosexuality is not innate and can be “repaired.”

You are not born gay, in other words, and you can stop being gay.

“Because many of America’s gay activist organizations have promulgated this myth that homosexuals are born gay, many Americans have been misled,” Maier said. “There are many research studies that clearly show that gender orientation is changeable.”

Those sneaky gays.

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Old 06-23-2005, 05:36 PM   #3030
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No. He got your joke and moved on to one about himself. Sorry. No whiff here.

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But you're only allowed to directly reply to her posts, not use them as a springboard for one of yours. Don't you know that?
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