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06-23-2005, 05:25 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Too bad none of us interpreted his post as "I can make that girl come in 12 seconds."
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My penis vibrates.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 05:28 PM
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
PS., I was the guy blowing kisses at you mommy.
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Nice van.
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06-23-2005, 05:29 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Too bad none of us interpreted his post as "I can make that girl come in 12 seconds."
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You think sunny can come from giving head?
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06-23-2005, 05:29 PM
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Probably because you looked fucking hot as shit. There is nothing hotter than a pregnant woman's tits. In a support tank, nevertheless.
PS., I was the guy blowing kisses at you mommy.
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Moist cat food, moist cat food
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06-23-2005, 05:30 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I got it. Did you think I thought you were ripping on the sexual staying power of all of mankind?
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Post hoc.
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06-23-2005, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I go to bed after work. But I don't wear pajamas to the office.
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You're cute.
You fruitcake.
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06-23-2005, 05:32 PM
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#3022
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Post hoc.
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W-A-T-E-R
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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I need a ruling here. IS this an original whiff? I made the 18 seconds joke meaning that would be the longest that sunny would actually go to the effort to do that sorta thing, not that that is how long the organ in her mouth would last. And Coltrane misses my subtle joke and makes a more obvious one. Is this tihe original whiff?
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No. He got your joke and moved on to one about himself. Sorry. No whiff here.
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06-23-2005, 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
W-A-T-E-R
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I don't get this.
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06-23-2005, 05:34 PM
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#3025
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nice van.
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Tu eres mi pequeña muñeca. Kiss kiss. Por favor envíeme su cuadro desnudo.
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06-23-2005, 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't get this.
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You should. Dehydration is really unhealthy.
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06-23-2005, 05:35 PM
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#3027
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Probably because you looked fucking hot as shit. There is nothing hotter than a pregnant woman's tits. In a support tank, nevertheless.
PS., I was the guy blowing kisses at you mommy.
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The swollen abodomen too. Its all part of a whole. Fertile......Schwollen.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-23-2005, 05:35 PM
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Same here. I wince when I hear "tittie bar." Nudie bar, strip club, beaver dam, etc., are all fine. When I hear tittie, I think pedophile. No offense, AdL. I don't think of you as a pedophile.
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He was going for some weak aliteration. And "tit faery" doesn't sound right. "Breast faery" sounds strangely clinical. "Boob faery" sounds 4th gradish. You get the point...
I call them funbags myself.
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06-23-2005, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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You are healed
Inside Northshore Baptist Church, where Focus on the Family will be preaching that homosexuality can be “healed” by the power of God’s love, Christian counselors will be making much the same point.
In addition to “powerful stories of ex-gay men and women,” people attending the Love Won Out conference will hear “a challenge to the church,” said Dr. Bill Maier, a child and family psychologist who is one of the event’s main speakers. Another is the Rev. Nancy Heche, the mother of Anne Heche, the actress who famously married a man after living a widely publicized lesbian life with comedian Ellen DeGeneres.
Mom is a wackjob too.
At the one-day event, which is held a handful of times a year, ministers, psychologists and counselors who say they have left homosexuality behind them make the case for “reparative therapy” — the hypothesis that homosexuality is not innate and can be “repaired.”
You are not born gay, in other words, and you can stop being gay.
“Because many of America’s gay activist organizations have promulgated this myth that homosexuals are born gay, many Americans have been misled,” Maier said. “There are many research studies that clearly show that gender orientation is changeable.”
Those sneaky gays.
full story here
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06-23-2005, 05:36 PM
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#3030
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. He got your joke and moved on to one about himself. Sorry. No whiff here.
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But you're only allowed to directly reply to her posts, not use them as a springboard for one of yours. Don't you know that?
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