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str8outavannuys · 11-09-2005, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Not that I give a shit about this story, but I had one of the best vacations of my life in Caracas once.

I had the worst vacation of my life on Margarita Island. Talk about false advertising -- it was all Peruvian senior citizens. And I was with crazy junior year ex-gf-who-ruined-my-life-senior-year. Don't ever go there. Seriously. Especially with bitch-face-who-eight-months-after-you-break-up-with-her-will-take-advantage-of-you-when-you-
are-in-a-very-fucked-up-state-at-end-of-semester-party-and-the-next-day-call-your-amazing-girlfriend-
and-tell-her-she-feels-so-guilty-that-she-succumbed-to-your-attempts-to-seduce-her.

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Replaced_Texan · 11-09-2005, 01:15 AM

I have deleted a number of posts referring to a private conversation.

Paigowprincess has been deleted from this forum.

If anyone has a problem with this talk to me via pm.

Flinty_McFlint · 11-09-2005, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have deleted a number of posts referring to a private conversation.

Paigowprincess has been deleted from this forum.

If anyone has a problem with this talk to me via pm.

Who?

str8outavannuys · 11-09-2005, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A good year. Seinfeld was still good. My goatee was coming in nicely. Deep Blue defeated Garry Kasparov. Germany beat the Czech Republic 2-1 with a Golden goal to win Euro 96. Someone tried to bomb me (unsuccessfully) out of the Atlanta Olympics. The Dow was ridiculously high at 6000. I murdered Jon Benet Ramsay and shot Tupac. Norm MacDonald and his Bob Dole impression. I turned 21 that year. PLF turned 40. All in all, good times.

I spent an inordinate amount of time at Milford Jai Alai. And having group sex (though once law school started in September, that tailed off). Oh, and I got a hand job from a strange woman on an airplane while on my way from NY-Paris the same night that TWA Flight 800 exploded on its NY-Paris trip (a flight I considered taking, but went Air France instead because it was cheaper).

Definitely a good year for Str8.

Penske_Account · 11-09-2005, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I spent an inordinate amount of time at Milford Jai Alai. And having group sex (though once law school started in September, that tailed off). Oh, and I got a hand job from a strange woman on an airplane while on my way from NY-Paris the same night that TWA Flight 800 exploded on its NY-Paris trip (a flight I considered taking, but went Air France instead because it was cheaper).

Definitely a good year for Str8.

You went to Yale?

str8outavannuys · 11-09-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Str8 had the over, I'm sure.

I had a good weekend, but I'm running cold with the Colts/Pats under on Monday, and a Leafs/Milwaukee Bucks parlay tonight. I'm sticking to Saturdays and Sundays.

str8outavannuys · 11-09-2005, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
You went to Yale?

Actually, I did. Did she-who-must-not-be-named out me?

Penske_Account · 11-09-2005, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Actually, I did. Did she-who-must-not-be-named out me?

Actually I have been compiling a dossier on you based on your postings, and I realised after a while, if you put together a lot of asserted facts and other assorted inuendo in your posts that your brother runs a camp for young fats. In an effourt to out you, I actually contacted him about the camps. I hired a fat kid actor......well, actually it was Hank's son, and Hank's wife paid me with sexual favours to entertain him for the day.....but I digress. so Hank Jr. and I went to your brother's camp for young fats and posed as a concerned dad and young fat looking to camp.

In the course of chit chat I let drop that I was a lawyer, which elicited the desired response, "so is my brother". I responded, "really, wow, how ironic. Where did he go to law school"

and just like that, "Ping! Pow!, I had you.

Don't worry, I am discreet.

spookyfish · 11-09-2005, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We took care of tha last night in a semi-private service. We even let Sebby hold the sword. Crazy!

ETA: Oops! She was knighted! We wanted to saintify her, but there was some "she has to be dead" requirement we couldn't get past.

Should have called Coltrane on that one. Sebby clearly wasn't your man.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-09-2005, 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Should have called Coltrane on that one. Sebby clearly wasn't your man.

You're right. And I'd prefer not to be remembered as such.

Hank Chinaski · 11-09-2005, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Oh, and I got a hand job from a strange woman on an airplane while on my way from NY-Paris the same night that TWA Flight 800 exploded on its NY-Paris trip (a flight I considered taking, but went Air France instead because it was cheaper).

I've heard this story from the other side. You see that "woman" was Penske. Full on drag for him was a phase that lasted only about a month, so you were lucky you crossed paths just then.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 11-09-2005, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Two cheerleaders were fired for having a twosome

1) Is "having a twosome" the new word for "deposing"?

2) Are they really fearing being out of work long?

Hank Chinaski · 11-09-2005, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
1) Is "having a twosome" the new word for "deposing"?

most bathroom stall sex is with a "onesome" so the "twosome" thing was a necessary detail.

Sparklehorse · 11-09-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can definitely tell them apart.

I would think so. Spooky's funnier than I am.

spookyfish · 11-09-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I get him/her mixed up with spookyfish and sparklehorse.

I'm the one who ate my children. You're supposed to be keeping notes. . . *sigh*