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Sparklehorse · 04-23-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hmmm. Would she be more of a freak to admit that she took the picture long before I had my avatar, or to admit that, inspired by my avatar, she ran out and bought a pink princess costume for her dog. Well, no need to enter the realm of the metaphysical. On two points we can all agree: 1) dtb = freak; 2) my avatar still reigns supreme over nearly everyone.

For those of us who can only dream of being near someone as cool as you, will you provide any information about the source of your avatar? Do you know that cat?

I had a white cat as a child and my mother just reminded me about how distressed my father was when I named him Frosty. I was eight and he was really never called that, it was just his given name. He was also too macho to ever be caught wearing a pink hat and a cape.

Tyrone Slothrop · 04-23-2003, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sazerac
Where do paralegals fall in the pantheon of administrative professionals (or, as we call them here in the hinterlands, secretaries)?

July is National Paralegal Appreciation Month.

Pretty Little Flower · 04-23-2003, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
For those of us who can only dream of being near someone as cool as you

I am the only one as cool as me. Thus, to dream of being near someone as cool as me, you are necessarily dreaming of being near me. Dream on.

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will you provide any information about the source of your avatar?

The avatar came from the internet.

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Do you know that cat?

What are you suggesting? You sick fuck.

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He was also too macho to ever be caught wearing a pink hat and a cape.

What you mean to say is that he was insufficiently secure about his sexuality to wear a pink hat and cape. Sad.

leagleaze · 04-23-2003, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Am I okay if I bring a gift of some sort tomorrow or do I have to do it today? I don't see anyone else around here being particularly nice to their staff. Although it seems like there are a lot of flowers around. Not pretty little ones, though.

I am out of the office today, which is probably a great gift. I sent her flowers though.

I would do it today, since if you do it tomorrow it will be pretty clear you forgot and are trying to make up.

Replaced_Texan · 04-23-2003, 01:44 PM

This is probably for the politics board, but it'd be much more fun to talk about here.

"I have no problem with homosexuality — I have a problem with homosexual acts, as I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional heterosexual relationships," Rick Santorum said during an interview taped April 7 in his Senate office.

I think it would be helpful if he went sex act by sex act and let us know if it were ok. I fear that many of us may be engaging in non-Republican sex acts. We're probably all on safe ground engaging in missionary (or is that mercenary?) position intercourse, but after that, who knows? I assume that any and all back-door action is totally out now, which impacts at least two of us here on the FB. Probably three-ways are out, too. What about blow jobs, though? I'd hate to be blowing someone and find out that I'm engaging in an act outside traditional heterosexual relationship, though it's been a pretty traditional part of all of my heterosexual relationships.

leagleaze · 04-23-2003, 01:47 PM

I get a sense he wouldn't be ok with me going down on another woman.

But he wouldn't mind if I sucked a guy's cock.

Or maybe I have it backward.

Or maybe that is his problem. I mean maybe he isn't very good at oral sex, and as a result, he is envious of those of us who are good at it.

Clearly anal sex is out, cause you know, eww.

SlaveNoMore · 04-23-2003, 01:49 PM

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soup sandwich
My list of players I hate is short, but my hatred is intense (please forgive my spelling):

Bossy (I still hate him the most)
Messier (hated him until Gretzky left, liked him afterwards...even as a Ranger)
Tikkanen (I hate him a lot, too. I'm glad he has no cartlidge in his knees.)
Kasparitus
Claude Lemieux
Konstantinov (I hate him, but I do feel sorry for him because of the accident.)
Barnaby
Niedermeyer
Scott Stevens

Tikkanen is one of my all time favorites. I almost had a Tikkanen jersey custom ordered.

Ron Hextall has to be my all-time most hated player. Followed closely by ["Beat your wife"] Denis Potvin and ["Buy a Porsche Smitty"] Billy Smith. Roy is running close.

I've forgiven Mike Bossy since his sister was my poolside cocktail waitress in Maui.

not7yS

bilmore · 04-23-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I fear that many of us may be engaging in non-Republican sex acts.

I think it might be more appropriate for you to come up with a different label. This guy is as beloved in my circles as in yours.

Tyrone Slothrop · 04-23-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What about blow jobs, though? I'd hate to be blowing someone and find out that I'm engaging in an act outside traditional heterosexual relationship, though it's been a pretty traditional part of all of my heterosexual relationships.

I'd rather be in that sort of situation than be leading a blow-job celibate lifestyle and find out that I have Senator Santorum's approval.

Oh, and on a different subject altogether, I heart Ray Bourque.

purse junkie · 04-23-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is probably for the politics board, but it'd be much more fun to talk about here.

"I have no problem with homosexuality — I have a problem with homosexual acts, as I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional heterosexual relationships," Rick Santorum said during an interview taped April 7 in his Senate office.

I think it would be helpful if he went sex act by sex act and let us know if it were ok. I fear that many of us may be engaging in non-Republican sex acts. We're probably all on safe ground engaging in missionary (or is that mercenary?) position intercourse, but after that, who knows? I assume that any and all back-door action is totally out now, which impacts at least two of us here on the FB. Probably three-ways are out, too. What about blow jobs, though? I'd hate to be blowing someone and find out that I'm engaging in an act outside traditional heterosexual relationship, though it's been a pretty traditional part of all of my heterosexual relationships.

Santorum's such a nit. The only difference between Republican and Democratic sex is that the Republicans pick mistresses who have the sense and tact to keep their mouths shut when they're contacted by the National Enquirer. I'm sure Republicans are just as likely to cavort kinkily with bimbos or to stick a cigar someplace extremely unappealing as Democrats.

evenodds · 04-23-2003, 01:58 PM

For the Senator, I'd assume a traditional heterosexual sex act is one where the woman does not have an orgasm.

Sparklehorse · 04-23-2003, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What are you suggesting? You sick fuck.

Obviously, you know exactly what I am suggesting.

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What you mean to say is that he was insufficiently secure about his sexuality to wear a pink hat and cape. Sad.

Well, he was neutered, so what else would you expect?

AngryMulletMan · 04-23-2003, 02:05 PM

"I have no problem with homosexuality — I have a problem with homosexual acts, as I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional heterosexual relationships," Rick Santorum said during an interview taped April 7 in his Senate office.

I guess he would be condemning Siegfried & Roy then?

On another note, if you haven't yet seen The Secretary, it's out on video now. The job interview scene alone is worth the rental.

AM(spankings for everyone!)M

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-23-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Probably three-ways are out, too.

I remember debating the Trudeau quote "the state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation" in highschool and my partner (who did all the research and most of the talking) found a three-way in some translation of the Bible. So that probably makes it traditional enough for the Senator.

(the right to the pursuit of a three way is probably in the fine print to your constitution as well, you just need to find it (it's probably out partying with the second amendment and the other good-time clauses).

str8outavannuys · 04-23-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kongratz! You got the first AI post in- before csquared and trmdiva! thats gotta be better than a K.

and I hope you are wrong. who gets the kim caldwell votes? probably kim locke or trenyce- the power singers.

You nailed it dead on with this one. The str8 s/o, who voted a dozen times in vain for Kim C last week, decided to do the same for Kim L.

No word yet if she just likes the name "Kim."

str(Bette Davis Eyes)8