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10-21-2003, 07:30 PM
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#3061
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by lookingformarket
Can we keep you in a persistent vegetative state for a few months at least so that we can selectively harvest organs as they are needed?
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You can have mine. |
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10-21-2003, 07:30 PM
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#3062
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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General announcement
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you happen to see me in a persistant vegetative state for ten plus years, and someone is fighting against taking the feeding tubes out, please refer that person and any relevant courts, governors and legislatures to this post.
I do not ever want to be kept in a persistant vegetative state. Take the tubes out. Let me die.
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What good would that do when Jeb Bush will just have them re-insert the damn tube. Because he knows better than the husband as to what you would want.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-21-2003, 07:31 PM
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#3063
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
Posts: 253
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General announcement
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What she said. But substitute "two" for "ten."
Fucking Bushes.
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The vegetables in my garden seem quite content.
But I see no reason to do that to a bush. Indeed, I'm not quite sure HOW you'd do that to a bush. |
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10-21-2003, 07:31 PM
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#3064
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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General announcement
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Originally posted by lookingformarket
Can we keep you in a persistent vegetative state for a few months at least so that we can selectively harvest organs as they are needed?
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Just make sure to keep that moriphine drip going, just in case.
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10-21-2003, 07:31 PM
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#3065
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Watchtower
The vegetables in my garden seem quite content.
But I see no reason to do that to a bush. Indeed, I'm not quite sure HOW you'd do that to a bush.
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It's all missionary with you religious types. No imagination whatsoever. |
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10-21-2003, 07:31 PM
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#3066
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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General announcement
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Fucking Bushes.
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So is that fun? What sorts of bushes are the best for fucking? Sounds sort of prickly to me.
Edit: beaten by Watchtower? oy vey. |
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10-21-2003, 07:33 PM
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#3067
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
Posts: 253
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General announcement
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's all missionary with you religious types. No imagination whatsoever.
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Well, remember, I have different equipment. I imagine with some pruning a bit of sodomy would work... |
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10-21-2003, 07:33 PM
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#3068
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So is that fun? What sorts of bushes are the best for fucking? Sounds sort of prickly to me.
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You don't use the rose bush or the holly bush. More something that gives the sensation of oh like an unshaven chin or what have you. Nice friction. |
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10-21-2003, 07:33 PM
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#3069
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
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General announcement
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So is that fun? What sorts of bushes are the best for fucking? Sounds sort of prickly to me.
Edit: beaten by Watchtower? oy vey.
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I have never beaten a woman. |
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10-21-2003, 08:55 PM
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#3070
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Help Wanted
Originally posted by leagl
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But to answer your question, yes, there are still jobs where you waltz in at 9 and out at 5:30, and quite effectively accomplish your work.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Of course there are, but are they at Ibanks?
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Ibanks, no. Commercial banks, yes.
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10-21-2003, 09:01 PM
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#3071
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Confidential to Atticus
Pope Installs 30 New Cardinals
Install
Doesn't the Pope have to download before he can install?
Is this illegal downloading they're trying to cover up?
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10-21-2003, 09:07 PM
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#3072
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Any Missing Boston Fans?
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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You, Skeks and Flinty really need to find something to do at night.
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Don't be such a tease. I'm sure fringy'd love to break out the strap-on.
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10-21-2003, 09:18 PM
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#3073
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Pineapple Express
Hey Penske!!!
How's the weather?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-21-2003, 09:23 PM
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#3074
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Confidential to Atticus
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Doesn't the Pope have to download before he can install?
Is this illegal downloading they're trying to cover up?
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My god, man. Even PJ and RP have an amusing post once in a blue moon.
Did the Fremont troll eat your sense of humor or something?
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10-21-2003, 09:26 PM
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#3075
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Having seen his photo, yeah, I'd have hit him, too.
Husband Alleges Minelli Hit Him in Drunken Rages. Yahoo news.
"Gest, who separated from Minelli three months ago, alleged that her heavy drinking gave the singer-actress 'remarkable force and strength.'"
Upon hearing this, Slave immediately signed up for UFC tryouts.
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