A frolic in Cambodia

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
point me to the famous bj post? Thanks.

Wouldn't it just be easier to borrow RP's flash cards?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Excuse me? Sheesh, I leave for five minutes to squeeze in a little work, and I come back to abuse.

Who did you come back to abuse? I barely felt a thing.

(Harder!)

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
point me to the famous bj post? Thanks.

I'm a giver.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm a giver.

Aren't we all. Thank you.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Dude. Remember to unplug the dryer when not in use.

That was clearly someone's sock pretending to be my sock. Penske, I believe.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Who did you come back to abuse? I barely felt a thing.

(Harder!)

Cry for me.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Cry for me.

Squeeze my finger any harder and I will.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Squeeze my finger any harder and I will.

That was your finger?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Squeeze my finger any harder and I will.

My uncle uses this trick. Except he doesn't cry when you squeeze.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My uncle uses this trick. Except he doesn't cry when you squeeze ...

... his finger .

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My uncle uses this trick. Except he doesn't cry when you squeeze.

That's one close family you've got. Thanksgiving must be, ummm, interesting.

Ollie (Uncle Ernie?) Ramone

[NotFromHere]

AUBURN HILLS, Mich. - Two fans sued the Indiana Pacers and players Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson and Jermaine O’Neal on Tuesday, contending they were injured in the brawl at the end of the Pistons-Pacers game.

Lawyers for John Ackerman and William Paulson filed suits in Oakland County Circuit Court in Pontiac, seeking unspecified damages.

Ackerman, a 67-year-old retired auto worker, says he was hit by O’Neal and then by a chair that a fan hurled into the crowd. His suit also names Palace Sports & Entertainment Inc., which operates the Pistons’ arena.

“He was knocked unconscious by the chair,” said Todd Weglarz, who along with lawyer Geoffrey Fieger represents the men. “The next thing he recalls is being helped into a wheelchair.”

Police released a copy of a videotape Tuesday showing a man who investigators believe threw the chair, and they asked the public to help identify him.

Fieger, a former Democratic gubernatorial candidate, is known for representing high-profile clients such as assisted-suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian.

Paulson, 26, says he was punched by Jackson and assaulted by Artest. Weglarz said Paulson’s family has had Pistons season tickets for about 25 years.

Paulson, who works in real estate, and Ackerman have been diagnosed with concussions from the brawl, Weglarz said.

Another fan, John Green, has been identified as the one who threw a cup that hit Artest before the Indiana forward charged into the stands. Gorcyca recognized Green — a former neighbor — after repeatedly watching footage of the brawl.

During an appearance Tuesday on ABC’s “Good Morning America,” Green described himself as a respected businessman with a wife and two children. He said he was not drinking Friday night (riiiight) and that Artest was “being a thug.”
But Gorcyca said Green was on probation for his third offense of driving under the influence. Green’s record also includes convictions for carrying a concealed weapon and check fraud, according to the Michigan Department of Corrections’ database.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know what? This actually works.

Not for fucking updates, it doesn't.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
That's one close family you've got. Thanksgiving must be, ummm, interesting.

Ollie (Uncle Ernie?) Ramone

Think twice when they offer you stuffing.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Think twice when they offer you stuffing.

Mmmmm, stuffing. The best part of Thanksgiving weekend.