Making Baby Jesus Cry

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
or to note the glaring absence of a hyphen.

Or perhaps just a couple of periods.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

I have ACL tickets for sale if someone is interested in purchasing them. Please PM or IM me if so. Thanks.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The crush is over?


Or is this the "I finally fucked him, now I can talk shit about him" phase? (If so, Spanky, prepare to be stalked. It only lasts 8 or 9 years.)

Hey, its not like I moved to the city where someone was already living.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If a gash gapes in a dark void, does it trap any men?

This politics shit is heavy, man.

I hear the gapier the gash, the easier the childbirth. That must be some kind of Darwinian adjustment.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
The comforting attachment to small government of red state residents doesn't keep them from taking in more federal dollars than they pay out, while the opposite is true of the blue states (as a general rule). In other words, the people who whine about big government and their crushing tax burdens are the same ones cashing the welfare and subsidy checks. Why is that?

The tax burdens are much lower in the smaller states. They may get more from the Federal Government but that is because they are overrepresented in the Senate. In addition, big government projects and the military bases are overrepresented in the small states.

Where they have total control over the size of Government it is smaller.

In the small states tax burdens are lighter and less people are employed by the government.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Or perhaps just a couple of periods.

Can I be your internet gf?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's a fair request, but do you really want to know? It has to do with insulting phrases hurled during feuds between me and another poster and slave and another poster. Some of those phrases have developed a resonance on the boards and taken on a more universal significance, or insignificance (depending on your perspective). It's basically FB nonsense that got carried over here.

Since nobody really pays attention to subject lines, we weren't sensitive enough to recognize that we may have been using your name in vain, or to note the glaring absence of a hyphen.

I didn't really care that you were using my name. No one seems to pay attention to subject lines anyway. I was just using it as an excuse to find out the gossip.

Originally posted by Spanky
I didn't really care that you were using my name. No one seems to pay attention to subject lines anyway. I was just using it as an excuse to find out the gossip.

what is the gossip?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
what is the gossip?

I heard a rumor that the Serbian is not a good kisser. Too much tongue.

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Originally posted by Spanky
The tax burdens are much lower in the smaller states. They may get more from the Federal Government but that is because they are overrepresented in the Senate. In addition, big government projects and the military bases are overrepresented in the small states.

Where they have total control over the size of Government it is smaller.

In the small states tax burdens are lighter and less people are employed by the government.

With all due respect, Spanky, I don't understand how this supports your argument. You're saying where the federal dollars come from, but they are still federal dollars.

Also, if big government projects and military bases are overrepresented in the small (I presume this = red) states, how is it then that fewer people are employed by the government in those states? Are you talking fewer in absolute numbers, or in percentages?

My instinct is that people in the large/blue states are more productive than people in the small/red states. You may sneer at what they produce, but they still produce stuff that people pay money for.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I heard a rumor that the Serbian is not a good kisser. Too much tongue.

Is that what Spanky meant by "language barrier"?

I heard she is uncircumcised.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
I didn't really care that you were using my name. No one seems to pay attention to subject lines anyway. I was just using it as an excuse to find out the gossip.

Quid pro quo, you sneaky snake.

(Except I don't really have any gossip.)

[Spanky]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
what is the gossip?

I was beginning to sense that all is not well between you and Robust Puppy.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I heard a rumor that the Serbian is not a good kisser. Too much tongue.

I don't get this joke. Can some one explain it to me?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
to note the glaring absence of a hyphen.

Fook aff, you.