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Old 10-28-2004, 05:44 PM   #301
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You are capable of suspending disbelief for a gang-rape scenario, but shitting on a desk is just over the top, hunh?

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I don't get where a suspension of disbelief comes into this?

I think that having someone gang-raped by trusted friends would be quite scarring. In fact, I have thought this for some 20 years now so my statement of it may be outable (oh no!). I think shit on a desk is (a) less scarring and (b) something I just wouldn't do. If it were not brought up here all the time, it would never occur to me.

If I got the hate-fuck thing better, I'd probably understand the shitting on the bed of someone you just had sex with better.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:44 PM   #302
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It's not gross or anything, just completely odd. After jizzing on a passed-out girl's face? Who does that? He actually sat at her kitchen table and ate a meal...
That was my blundering attempt at humor.

Thanks for pointing out my inadequacies. I really don't get enough of that -- hey, who does?
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:44 PM   #303
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Come on. If this actually happened and the story circled the globe in an email and you knew the firm/partner/shitter/whatever, you wouldn't be amused?

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We had a mad pooper at my firm. To my knowledge they only wrote about their activities on the bathroom walls. Umm, they umm, improvised with their 'ink'.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:46 PM   #304
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That was my blundering attempt at humor.

Thanks for pointing out my inadequacies. I really don't get enough of that -- hey, who does?
I got it. this is not a dis at Coltrane, maybe we just have the same sense of humor.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:46 PM   #305
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We had a mad pooper at my firm. To my knowledge they only wrote about their activities on the bathroom walls. Umm, they umm, improvised with their 'ink'.
about what did they write? I'm genuinely curious.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:46 PM   #306
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It's not gross or anything, just completely odd. After jizzing on a passed-out girl's face? Who does that? He actually sat at her kitchen table and ate a meal...
It's not kosher.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:46 PM   #307
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We had a mad pooper at my firm. To my knowledge they only wrote about their activities on the bathroom walls. Umm, they umm, improvised with their 'ink'.
OK. I totally don't get this. What I mean to say is, I have no idea what you are saying. What does this mean? What's the "ink"? When you say "they", are you saying there was more than one? (Honestly, this isn't a grammar thing -- I really don't understand.)

It's been a long day.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:47 PM   #308
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Flinty,

Does this ever work?

G(reen w/ envy)^3
Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.

[Congrats to Coltrane, who gets a shiny quarter (unused).]
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We haven't done one of these in a long time

The worst thing I could do to my firm if I won the lottery would be to leave without cleaning out my office.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:47 PM   #310
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I don't get where a suspension of disbelief comes into this?

I think that having someone gang-raped by trusted friends would be quite scarring. In fact, I have thought this for some 20 years now so my statement of it may be outable (oh no!). I think shit on a desk is (a) less scarring and (b) something I just wouldn't do. If it were not brought up here all the time, it would never occur to me.
Ah. I see. You would have someone gang-raped by trusted friends but you wouldn't shit on a desk. Got it. I guess I didn't believe the first part of that sentence until you cleared it up. But I'm willing to suspend that disbelief now.

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Old 10-28-2004, 05:49 PM   #311
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about what did they write? I'm genuinely curious.
If Fringey's interpretation of the baffling (to me, anyway) post is correct, does this mean the mad pooper wrote about his/her pooping activities using a piece of turd as a "pen"?

You need to spell these things out for me (preferably with a writing utensil that is not made of poo).
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:49 PM   #312
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I got it. this is not a dis at Coltrane, maybe we just have the same sense of humor.
My mistake. I missed it. I thought dtb was saying that it wasn't all that strange. I wasn't even thinking about the type of food...
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Ah. I see. You would have someone gang-raped by trusted friends but you wouldn't shit on a desk. Got it. I guess I didn't believe the first part of that sentence until you cleared it up. But I'm willing to suspend that disbelief now.

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I would think about it with evil glee. And wish it on someone. I get nothing from thinking about causing my shit to be on someone's desk, and have no desire for that ever to happen.

ETA you are an argumentative little shit today.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:51 PM   #314
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about what did they write? I'm genuinely curious.
Don't know, the bathroom messages were never made public (they were always found late at night by security). Poop was found in the most interesting places.

ETA - the messages were written in poo. Don't know if they used their finger or other pointy implement.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:51 PM   #315
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I would think about it with evil glee. And wish it on someone. I get nothing from thinking about causing my shit to be on someone's desk, and have no desire for that ever to happen.

ETA you are an argumentative little shit today.
Maybe I'll come sit on your desk.

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