Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 21

bold_n_brazen · 03-30-2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
So, wait, you are saying that you are not fucking the guy you were fucking for a while because he and his lunchboxes are fucking on Everest or wherever, and he asked you not to fuck anyone else (or actually, to "be good") for the time he is gone, and you are being good, because you only fucked two other people?

I believe that's exactly what she's saying.

Thanks for the Cliff Notes, which, for the first time ever, are actually longer than the original.

ABBAKiss · 03-30-2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
So, wait, you are saying that you are not fucking the guy you were fucking for a while because he and his lunchboxes are fucking on Everest or wherever, and he asked you not to fuck anyone else (or actually, to "be good") for the time he is gone, and you are being good, because you only fucked two other people?

Yes.

ABBAKiss · 03-30-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
Her point might be that he knows that she is a slut and therefore he would agree that only fucking two other people was being good.

Yes.

ltl/fb · 03-30-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes.

I didn't see anywhere that you claimed that you were, in fact, good, per his request.

bilmore · 03-30-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't see anywhere that you claimed that you were, in fact, good, per his request.

She's been saying she's good right from the start.

notcasesensitive · 03-30-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't see anywhere that you claimed that you were, in fact, good, per his request.

It went without saying. For those of you out there that haven't done this "divorce" thing, it is objectively good behavior if you only fuck two people while your first post-divorce "relationship" is out of town.

4-6 is the norm.

ltl/fb · 03-30-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
She's been saying she's good right from the start.

That's why I added the "per his request" phrase, dumbass.

bilmore · 03-30-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's why I added the "per his request" phrase, dumbass.

So, you think he wasn't just telling her to be really, really great at it while he's gone?

Selfish ass.

Hank Chinaski · 03-30-2005, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't see anywhere that you claimed that you were, in fact, good, per his request.

Knock it off fringe, don't bug her into long posts, I'm trying to figure out how to phrase my question while she's still just saying yes.

mmm3587 · 03-30-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes.

Tight.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-30-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Ha ha.

And SS is the winner!! (Pooppoo it is.)

Seriously, though -- there's some Fun Fact about "Feedback" and now I can't freakin' remember what it is.

You're thinking of "feedbag" and that word is really only fun for fringe and sb.

TM

ltl/fb · 03-30-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
So, you think he wasn't just telling her to be really, really great at it while he's gone?

Selfish ass.

I think he was effectively asking (it looks like telling, but really it was I think more of an asking) her not to fuck other people while he was gone. She didn't say she did as he asked.

Jesus, you are stupid today. I think it is all the forcing everything on the PB into the "partisan" mold, no matter how little it fits, that is causing your stupidity.

It's like when you are stuck making a crap argument for a client -- you know it's crap, and your head gets screwed up because you have to think illogically and oddly to make the argument.

I'm just not sure who your client is here.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-30-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
So, wait, you are saying that you are not fucking the guy you were fucking for a while because he and his lunchboxes are fucking on Everest or wherever, and he asked you not to fuck anyone else (or actually, to "be good") for the time he is gone, and you are being good, because you only fucked two other people?

Translation: You locked yourself out...twice?

TM

taxwonk · 03-30-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
cadbeef.

I love their sirloin easter eggs.

ABBAKiss · 03-30-2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think he was effectively asking (it looks like telling, but really it was I think more of an asking) her not to fuck other people while he was gone. She didn't say she did as he asked.

I did not do as he asked, but he does not need to know that. I also did not tell him one way or the other whether I would fuck others or not in his absence. He knows I am not easy though because I did not fuck him the night I ran into him that first time -- we waited until our first "date." Several hours into it, too.