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08-10-2005, 05:55 PM
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I have measured out my days in coffee spoons
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, and my name is on the coffee cups, so people pretend to listen.
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Speaking of coffee, I am trying to reduce my consumption into the single digits per day. (This may explain the weird shit I saw today.) Please call your broker and short coffee on the Merc. And send me 10% of the killing you will make. |
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08-10-2005, 05:55 PM
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#302
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Thank you for not commenting on my poor cycling form.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-10-2005, 05:55 PM
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#303
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Not Confidential To Less
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not caught up but have been informed by the IM community that Less took a vicuos and unprovoked shot at me. To this I say, Pity, Less.
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I would agree if I knew what "vicuos" meant.
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I was actually contemplating offering you a seat at my VIP table at the Fillmore as an olive branch of sorts bc this shit is childish and we both love live music.
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Your "proposition" was to offer me a seat at the Fillmore. I don't believe you. Further, to paraphrase PLF, I cannot imagine the alternate reality in which I would voluntarily submit myself to an evening of the Black Crowes and Paigow. I'd rather have all eternity with Watchtower.
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Oh, and I already know many in the TX ACL community Get with the program, you pathetic little man.
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I know that. You missed my point, despite your prior acquaintance being central to it.
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Boogers!
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08-10-2005, 05:56 PM
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#304
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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IrriTable Bowel Syndrome? Blech. |
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08-10-2005, 05:57 PM
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#305
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by dtb
I am convinced that running on the edge of the road is what caused me to break my leg. Where were you when I needed you, Penske? HUH?
(concrete as opposed to asphalt?)
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Don't run on roads at all. No concrete. No asphalt. Gravel, dirt or grass.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2005, 05:59 PM
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#306
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I have measured out my days in coffee spoons
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Speaking of coffee, I am trying to reduce my consumption into the single digits per day. (This may explain the weird shit I saw today.)
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Well, it should reduce how often you shit, but it shouldn't make the shit "weird".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-10-2005, 05:59 PM
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#307
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't run on roads at all. No concrete. No asphalt. Gravel, dirt or grass.
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Wow, remind me never to hitchhike with you.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-10-2005, 06:01 PM
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#308
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Gravel, dirt or grass.
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I thought it was "gas, grass, or ass."
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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08-10-2005, 06:01 PM
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#309
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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#$(*%
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
In other words, "please do this, and then I will check to make sure you didn't fuck it up, and struggle to find something to add or correct when I realize you didn't."
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Yes, except I don't struggle to find something to add. I simply pick from a list of favorite words or catch-phrases that always fit, and insert them in an appropriate (or inappropriate) location. Examples? How about "value-added," "disingenuous," or (my personal favorite) "egregious abuse of the Court's time and resources"? |
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08-10-2005, 06:04 PM
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#310
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,216
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
IrriTable Bowel Syndrome? Blech.
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PLF has that also, but he contracted it in a much more disturbing manner I won't detail here.
Suffice it to say, it involved the Gladiator Soccer Match After Party, a magnun of rose champagne, amyl nitrates and a techno remake of Gloria Gaynor's Greatest Hits.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-10-2005, 06:04 PM
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#311
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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I thought fake boobs were supposed to be perky
These are not:
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08-10-2005, 06:04 PM
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#312
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by dtb
I am convinced that running on the edge of the road is what caused me to break my leg. Where were you when I needed you, Penske? HUH?
(concrete as opposed to asphalt?)
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1. Right here. You should have asked.
2. Asphalt is softer.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-10-2005, 06:05 PM
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#313
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I promise not to look at your last post for at least 15 minutes in case you want to delete it based on Sebastian's counsel.
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I am using my time machine to go back and retract it. Deletion will be unnecessary.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-10-2005, 06:07 PM
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#314
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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I have measured out my days in coffee spoons
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, it should reduce how often you shit, but it shouldn't make the shit "weird".
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Bob has the IBS too? Jesus, man, eat some fiber.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-10-2005, 06:08 PM
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#315
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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I thought fake boobs were supposed to be perky
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
These are not:
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They react differently on skanks.
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