Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[SlaveNoMore]

Pretty Little Flower
I can barely wait until your bloody-mucus-lubricated cock slips up my nostril for the best nasal-fuck of my life.

Don't be so friggin' grizzly

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tables R Us
You can take a 6 day 7 night vacation in Ecuador for $600.

No. Passport. I. Don't. Have. A. Passport.

I. Don't. Have. Time. To. Get. A. Passport. Before. This. Vacation.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. Passport. I. Don't. Have. A. Passport.

I. Don't. Have. Time. To. Get. A. Passport. Before. This. Vacation.

I think you can go to Mexico w/ a birth certificate and drivers license, if that helps.

Yes, I know this is not a Hawaii recommendation. Shoot me.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by Paisley
I think you can go to Mexico w/ a birth certificate and drivers license, if that helps.

Starting January 23, if you are flying to Mexico (or Canada, or anywhere else), you will need a passport to return.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Don't be so friggin' grizzly

This brings me full circle. Caring about the NBA is to be a $50-a-ticket sucker to millionaire manchildren who-won't-play-hard, can't-shoot-free-throws, but-will-assfuck-your-daughter-with-their-shoe contract while appealing their $12 suspension-for-doing-it.

"But you who philosophize disgrace and criticize all fears,
Take the rag away from your face.
Now ain't the time for your tears."

[LessinSF]

For reasonsbest left unexplained, I rediscovered some of my own "best" work:

It can be hard to find porn to suit women, even those directed by women, because they still know that 95% of the audience is male. They rarely make an effort to develop an erotic story line, the actors are ugly (as noted by whoever that more mainstream director was who used Rocco Sifriedi, saying he was the only one who didn't make her want to vomit), the acting is atrocious, and the directing is far too gynecological.

That said, you should keep trying. Directors and series have biases. One director may favor blowjobs, anal, or whatever, while another may show more cunnilingus. Try big budget (relatively) movies shot on 35mm, rather than shot on video. Avoid anything labeled "extreme." All girl, or mostly girl, videos are fine, but it sounds like you may want a man in the scene if done right. Another idea would be 70s and 80s porn, which tended to be more sensual and have longer camera shots.

The other thing to keep in mind is that the movies were not necessarily designed to watch the whole thing in one setting. You may have been the first person ever to see all three blowjobs on your initial watching. Congrats.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001cst

More to follow,

sorry.

[Adder]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. Passport. I. Don't. Have. A. Passport.

I. Don't. Have. Time. To. Get. A. Passport. Before. This. Vacation.

I find this hard to believe. The passport office (unlike most government functions) is actually pretty accommodating. I once got a passport in two weeks. You have to pay for the expedited service, but I think they can do it in as little as a week.


http://travel.state.gov/passport/get...first_831.html

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Adder
I find this hard to believe. The passport office (unlike most government functions) is actually pretty accommodating. I once got a passport in two weeks. You have to pay for the expedited service, but I think they can do it in as little as a week.


http://travel.state.gov/passport/get...first_831.html

It is possible to get a passport in 24 hours.

That said, there are plenty of lovely places to go in the United States, and Hawaii is one of them, especially if one already lives in California. Why is everyone fighting Fringey's hypo?

Here's a good Frommer's article on how to do Hawaii on the cheap.

http://www.frommers.com/hotels/artic...n%20a%20Budget

(ps- in the alternative, if you are planning to go before January 23, you can drive to some pretty nice places in Mexico from LA and stay like a king for almost nothing.)

[patentparanyc]

I'm not feeling it. She's hot and so is he but....odd couple.


http://socialitelife.com/2006/12/20/...aron_stone.php

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It is possible to get a passport in 24 hours.

That said, there are plenty of lovely places to go in the United States, and Hawaii is one of them, especially if one already lives in California. Why is everyone fighting Fringey's hypo?

Here's a good Frommer's article on how to do Hawaii on the cheap.

http://www.frommers.com/hotels/artic...n%20a%20Budget

(ps- in the alternative, if you are planning to go before January 23, you can drive to some pretty nice places in Mexico from LA and stay like a king for almost nothing.)

EVERYONE PLEASE STOP.

I PM'd Fringey a suggestion where she could stay for free- in the US- free food- an international border city- the potential for snow at Xmas- which she might really miss being in LA.

oh, and the potential for romance:waggle: :waggle:

and all of these "other options" might just lead her astray.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
EVERYONE PLEASE STOP.

I PM'd Fringey a suggestion where she could stay for free- in the US- free food- an international border city- the potential for snow at Xmas- which she might really miss being in LA.

oh, and the potential for romance:waggle: :waggle:

and all of these "other options" might just lead her astray.

God, Hank, when you post like this even while joking around you sound like Chester the Molester.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
EVERYONE PLEASE STOP.

I PM'd Fringey a suggestion where she could stay for free- in the US- free food- an international border city- the potential for snow at Xmas- which she might really miss being in LA.

oh, and the potential for romance:waggle: :waggle:

and all of these "other options" might just lead her astray.

Hmmm. Not sure if a few nights at Casa Chinaski is going to get the deal done. Perhaps upping the ante with a suite at the Townsend?

aV

Originally posted by andViolins
Hmmm. Not sure if a few nights at Casa Chinaski is going to get the deal done. Perhaps upping the ante with a suite at the Townsend?

aV

Or some elective surgery, maybe? I hear the local hospitals are top-notch.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. Passport. I. Don't. Have. A. Passport.

I. Don't. Have. Time. To. Get. A. Passport. Before. This. Vacation.

Get a fucking passport - it takes a day. You can cut your investment of time down even further by having Hank hold a place in line for you.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ironweed
Or some elective surgery, maybe? I hear the local hospitals are top-notch.

I hear Henry Ford Hospital is good.