Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Please discuss

The farmer needs to build a fucking henhouse.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Raggedy Ann Coulter
Barefoot? Typical.

I'm sure you like being in the kitchen, too.

For you, I present ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com

spree: read the URL

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
You know, the first four sentences sound eerily like what I actually said to her. I'm not sure whether to be pleased or horrified. I'm going with pleased.


PS -- mrs.dtp was a little afraid to tell mr.dtp about the orca encounter, as she thought he might not approve. Much to her delight, however, he laughed and laughed. Clearly, a match made in heaven.

Did Mr. dtp proceed to fuck mrs. dtp long and hard? 12 times?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Please discuss

Take two:

I would totally round up both the foxes and the cougars, and then kill the farmer so I wouldn't have to split any of the profits when I sell the foxes and the cougars because they can talk. Then I take all the money and bet it against Jason Gore, and with the profits, I retire to Honduras.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought you never did that.

Whifferoni, the San Francisco treat.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did Mr. dtp proceed to fuck mrs. dtp long and hard? 12 times?

Long and hard? Check.

12 times? That day it was 15.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did Mr. dtp proceed to fuck mrs. dtp long and hard? 12 times?

Point of clarification: Does 12 times mean twelve thrusts or twelve sessions in which one or both parties achieves orgasm?

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Originally posted by dtb
Long and hard? Check.

12 times? That day it was 15.

Before breakfast? Or over the course of the day?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by dtb
Long and hard? Check.

12 times? That day it was 15.

15 strokes? Aren't you the happy housewife. Either that or Mr. dtb/p has been ignoring the Cialis safety warnings.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
PS -- mrs.dtp was a little afraid to tell mr.dtp about the orca encounter, as she thought he might not approve. Much to her delight, however, he laughed and laughed. Clearly, a match made in heaven.

I didn't think you could fuck up that story. I really didn't. But there it is.

TM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Point of clarification: Does 12 times mean twelve thrusts or twelve sessions in which one or both parties achieves orgasm?

Point of clarification on the point of clarification -- assuming the answer is not 12 thrusts, if one party reaches orgasm 3 times per session, and the other once per session, would you need 3 of those sessions, 4 of those sessions, or 12 of those sessions to reach the "12 times"?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
twelve thrusts

No one can last that long. 4 thrusts is the max.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Please discuss

if i were Serbian, my panties would be moist.

[Captain]

Originally posted by dtb
Long and hard? Check.

12 times? That day it was 15.

Ah, vacation!

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by dtb
Like a charm, apparently.

More like chinese finger cuffs actually.