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11-24-2004, 12:14 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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work spouse?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Divorce sounds great!
I'm not being sarcastic.
This reminds me of a friend who introduces his wife as "the future ex-Mrs. Smith" and his best friend who introduces HIS wife as "my starter wife."
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At my wedding, my husband's friend came up to us, the happy couple and asked my husband "so, how's your first marriage working out so far?". Now I like this guy, but that annoyed me, so I grabbed his thumb and bent it back until he yelped in pain. It is always attractive when the bride tackles the guests. I told him "any day but the wedding day - just keep a lid on it for today". He behaved himself after that.
eta: on another topic, I box and today I showed up at work with a bloody nose. I thought the bleeding had stopped but apparently not. I'm feeling kind of like Rocky, but prettier. The partner I work for thinks I am insane.
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 11-24-2004 at 12:19 PM..
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11-24-2004, 12:21 PM
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#3152
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Grilled Cheese
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
$28,000. WTF is wrong with people.
Hopefully she'll use some of that for a makeover. [shudder]
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That kinda reminds me of pony_trekker's avatar. I hope he paid less.
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11-24-2004, 12:22 PM
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#3153
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Oooh, that reminds me -- can I or can't I take tweezers on the plane?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-24-2004, 12:24 PM
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#3154
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Almost. You've got the lecherous comment part down, but not the timing. A wonk response usually shows up 5 to 7 hours after the original post.
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Or days. And, ideally 12 people should already have responded to the post being responded to.
It's like wanking onto a pile of crusty dried-up semen. Blech.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-24-2004, 12:26 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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work spouse?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
eta: on another topic, I box and today I showed up at work with a bloody nose. I thought the bleeding had stopped but apparently not. I'm feeling kind of like Rocky, but prettier. The partner I work for thinks I am insane.
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Let's start our own Fight Club. |
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11-24-2004, 12:27 PM
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#3156
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oooh, that reminds me -- can I or can't I take tweezers on the plane?
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Tweezers, yes; cuticle scissors, no.
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11-24-2004, 12:28 PM
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#3157
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Tweezers, yes; cuticle scissors, no.
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I DON'T MEAN TO PANIC, BUT YOU CUT YOUR CUTICLES???!!! |
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11-24-2004, 12:29 PM
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#3158
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oooh, that reminds me -- can I or can't I take tweezers on the plane?
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Yes. And now you can even take knitting needles, if you are so inclined. |
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11-24-2004, 12:31 PM
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#3159
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. And now you can even take knitting needles, if you are so inclined.
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Unfortunately, my only use for them would be to stab other passengers or the flight crew. Plus, I don't have any. Maybe I can borrow some from my mom for the flight back . . .
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-24-2004, 12:33 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
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Originally posted by Dave
If he won one month after filing, the proceeds belong to the bankruptcy estate. I believe there's a six month post period where the Trustee is entitled to lottery winnings, inheritances and life insurance proceeds.
So he's going to have to turn over enough bucks to pay his debts in full (and the Trustee will get a commission, the lucky SOB), but at least he'll have a few bazillion dollars left.
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I stand corrected. Of course, if he's really smart, he'll move to dismiss the petition, so he doesn't have the bankruptcy on his file.
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11-24-2004, 12:33 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. And now you can even take knitting needles, if you are so inclined.
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One of my sisters has recently taken up knitting (again), and I figure that this may be a good Christmas present opportunity. Are there knitting supplies / accessories that knitters would appreciate? If yes, what's a good on-line resource?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-24-2004, 12:35 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Or days. And, ideally 12 people should already have responded to the post being responded to.
It's like wanking onto a pile of crusty dried-up semen. Blech.
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mmmm crust
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-24-2004, 12:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
mmmm crust
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RT, this is definitely going in the database. I'm sure someone will be able to appreciate/exploit Hank's little quirk.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-24-2004, 12:42 PM
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#3164
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I DON'T MEAN TO PANIC, BUT YOU CUT YOUR CUTICLES???!!!
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No, manicurist does that.
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11-24-2004, 12:42 PM
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#3165
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I DON'T MEAN TO PANIC, BUT YOU CUT YOUR CUTICLES???!!!
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No.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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