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[LessinSF]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Lou Diamond Phillips is a pretty good player. My question is whether these odds take into account how the players are doing in the tournament or if these are the odds for everyone at the beginning of day 1. Sure, I could find out whether the tournament has started yet, but instead I just figured I would ask you folks. I agree Clonie's odds should be lower than the celeb players. I wonder if the women pros have longer odds because of how few women make final tables generally. And I've wondered for a while how it works out percentage-wise based on the fact there are so many fewer women players.

So many questions.

The main event doesn't start until July 7, although 19 other bracelets have already been awarded since play started June 2, so these are pre-tourney odds - your runner must go, though. I am curious how many entries they will get this year.

July 7, Day 1A, The first 1,000 - 2,200 play down to 500-650
July 8, Day 1B, The second 1,000 - 2,200 play down to 500-650
July 9, Day 1C, The third 1,000 - 2,200 play down to 500-650
July 10 Day 2, Start with 1,500-1,950 play down to 500-1,000
July 11 Day 3B, Start with 500-1,000 play down to 200-400
July 12 Day 4, Start with 200 - 400 play down to 100-150
July 13 Day 5, Start with 100-150 play down to 27
July 14 Day 6, Start with 27 play down 9 @Binions Horseshoe
July 15 Day 7, Final table @Binions Horseshoe

[LessinSF]

See you next from South America.

Lester off!

[notcasesensitive]

For your Friday morning viewing pleasure (courtesy of Overheard in NY, of course):

Guy: ...it's just part of my ineffable charm!
Girl: If "ineffable" means "unfuckable" you're right on the money.

--Madison Square Park



I picture the guy as Wonk and the girl as fringey, but I'm a one trick pony on the FB of late.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Sorry, Hank.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I've played blackjack alongside Christopher Penn, and craps with Rodman and Ron Harper. I lost my watch to Bebe Neuwirth after a bad game of HORSE.

This one time, in Grade Two, I ATE JESUS.

I win.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
This one time, in Grade Two, I ATE JESUS.

I win.

Fuck, you really did win. Did you go twosies at school, or did you wait until you got home to crap the savior?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sorry, Hank.

2.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Unfortunately, the board is devoid of preggo fetishists (as distingushed from lactation lovers).

If I hit an F cup I can guarantee that I will take pictures for posterity.

Just crop out the belly. We won't be able to tell if it's you or RP.

TM

[Snidely Condescending]

Originally posted by ironweed
We regret to inform you that your snidely condescending dismissal of her praise of your riposte to his commentary on her response is unworthy of publication in McSweeneys. Thank you for your submission and best wishes for the future.

Ahem. The Flower only wishes that he were Snidely Condescending.

Carry on.

eta: Was, were, conjunctive, subjunctive, gerund, past participle, whatever.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just crop out the belly. We won't be able to tell if it's you or RP.

TM

Or Wonk after an especially sausage sandwich-intensive month. Assuming the man-boobs have been recently waxed, of course.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Snidely Condescending
Ahem. The Flower only wishes that he was Snidely Condescending.

Carry on.

Please repair that egregious grammatical error ASAP or your aura will be forever tarnished.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Lou Diamond Phillips is a pretty good player. My question is whether these odds take into account how the players are doing in the tournament or if these are the odds for everyone at the beginning of day 1. Sure, I could find out whether the tournament has started yet, but instead I just figured I would ask you folks. I agree Clonie's odds should be lower than the celeb players. I wonder if the women pros have longer odds because of how few women make final tables generally. And I've wondered for a while how it works out percentage-wise based on the fact there are so many fewer women players.

So many questions.

Annie Duke's win over Phil Hellmuth in the $2 million winner-take-all championship event was classic. Phil is very entertaining when he loses. I've watched the reruns of this from time to time and it always sucks me in.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Iron Steve
Technically, yes. For purposes of critiquing PLF, banal is indeed the new clever; however I think I invented the alternative spelling b'anal. A little bit of hestitancy between the b and anal. Just let it let hang there, sts.

Call Rogets.

Or not. I don't know. I am on my 40th hour. Soon I will leave, go home to my bachelor pad, silk pajama myself, pour a glass of wine and pass out. Thank god I don't have a porsche or I would be really fucking pathetic.

No all nighters should be the new all nighters.

Bachelor pad?

[Iron Steve]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sorry, Hank.

This is your best material. You should use more of this stuff on the Politics Board.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sorry, Hank.

13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry," "Love Story," 1970.