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11-09-2005, 05:17 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Exactly what is going on in this old cigarette ad?
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The pillow for the knees is a nice touch. Very thoughtful. |
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11-09-2005, 05:20 PM
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#3167
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by dtb
The pillow for the knees is a nice touch. Very thoughtful.
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It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand.
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11-09-2005, 05:22 PM
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#3168
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Olsens
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Haven't you ever known any twins? Haven't you ever known siblings that liked each other? Sheesh.
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Translation: I am unnaturally close to my sibling(s), probably as a result of incestuous child abuse.
Also, I have superskinny arms and lollipop heads like the Olsen twins.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-09-2005, 05:25 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by spookyfish
That. is. so. hot.
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It's the boots, isn't it?
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11-09-2005, 05:26 PM
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#3170
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's the boots, isn't it?
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Whifferoni. He likes the guy's suit, and you know his weakness for watches.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-09-2005, 05:27 PM
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#3171
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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The Olsens
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are incorrect. I've seen Ashley Olsen out twice at black ties. Mary-Kate was nowhere in sight.
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Maybe Mary-Kate was in the bathroom the whole time, throwing up and snorting coke? Or is that Ashley's schtick?
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11-09-2005, 05:27 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,202
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Or, as my grandfather (who incidentally was an OB/Gyn) used to say, "When it's you, it's either zero or one hundred percent."
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My onc father in law says something similar. "I can give you stats if you like, but in practice, I've seen them proved wrong as much as right."
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-09-2005, 05:28 PM
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#3173
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Who the FUCK invited Rocco Siffredi to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, at least I'm not drinking mine in a bath house holding onto a set of hairy thighs for balance.
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Or so you claim.
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11-09-2005, 05:28 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand.
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Why is he crowning her phallic cigarette-head? Is that a guy thing too? |
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11-09-2005, 05:30 PM
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#3175
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand.
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Neither would you. Your wife's all about the elbow gaurds.
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11-09-2005, 05:36 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Hmmm
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Why is he crowning her phallic cigarette-head? Is that a guy thing too?
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Freemason thing... or was that Sigma Phi Epsilon?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-09-2005, 05:37 PM
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#3177
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Freemason thing... or was that Sigma Phi Epsilon?
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The first rule of freemasonry rituals is..................you don't talk about free masonry rituals.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-09-2005, 05:38 PM
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#3178
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Neither would you. Your wife's all about the elbow gaurds.
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Talk amongst yourselves:
- the "your wife" joke has become the new "yo' momma" riposte.
Discuss. |
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11-09-2005, 05:40 PM
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#3179
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Hmmm
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's the boots, isn't it?
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Wait a second. Red boots, travel, hmmmm . . . holy cow!
Why am I always the last to know these things? |
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11-09-2005, 05:40 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Hmmm
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Whifferoni. He likes the guy's suit, and you know his weakness for watches.
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This from the guy who first noted the knee protection. . .
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