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08-30-2005, 11:25 AM
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#3181
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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There's No Place For Us
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am disturbed that you view the guy taking tickets at the movie theater as an authority figure.
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Rat, the assistant to the assistant manager in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, would be insulted.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-30-2005, 11:38 AM
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#3182
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-30-2005, 11:42 AM
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#3183
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.
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If only she hadn't married that Federline slob. |
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08-30-2005, 11:48 AM
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#3184
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.
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They could probably make rp* look like that with some artful retouching.
*chosen because she is at this point very pregnant |
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08-30-2005, 11:50 AM
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#3185
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.
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And now it's going to be this.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-30-2005, 11:53 AM
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#3186
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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There's No Place For Us
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am disturbed that you view the guy taking tickets at the movie theater as an authority figure.
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Dude, he has the power to deprive me of alcohol. He's a supreme authority figure - above God, if but only temporarily.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 08-30-2005 at 11:56 AM..
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08-30-2005, 11:54 AM
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#3187
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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There's No Place For Us
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I still sneak in chocolate covered raisins and a drink. It actually wounds me to pay theatre prices, so I just don't do it.
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I bought Glosettes at the movie theatre in Canada on Saturday. I didn't realize they were for sale here.
40 Year-Old Virgin is very charming, although a little long. I liked it a lot. |
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08-30-2005, 11:55 AM
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#3188
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They could probably make rp* look like that with some artful retouching.
*chosen because she is at this point very pregnant
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I agree. There are no hot girls anymore. Every hot girl I see on the street has been airbrushed. It's a shame.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-30-2005, 11:57 AM
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#3189
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I agree. There are no hot girls anymore. Every hot girl I see on the street has been airbrushed. It's a shame.
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 well then take pictures of them like the dirty-old-man-in-training you are, and post them in lieu of the superslick supersmooth overproduced Britney picture.
Duuuuuude. |
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08-30-2005, 11:58 AM
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#3190
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Sports Betting Heart Attack
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is your hair puffy?
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Here's a tip for making sure your hair is the opposite of puffy: use baby lotion (not baby oil, but baby lotion) as conditioner.
Really. It works. |
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08-30-2005, 11:58 AM
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#3191
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And now it's going to be this.
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If she's lucky, only until shortly after she kicks him out for being a lousy husband and father and goes all "I Will Survive" on his ass, at which point she will hire a new personal trainer, lawyer, producer, publicist, nanny, and dermatologist, make a new record, and launch a new tour.
I believe in Britney. |
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08-30-2005, 12:00 PM
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#3192
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You may be talking about a different kind of ring.
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NOTBOB!!
I am shocked! |
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08-30-2005, 12:02 PM
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#3193
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You told me you swung on the internet. I feel so betrayed.
Not even soft swinging?
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BNB, you've got all this on the flow chart, right?
ETAsk, What is soft swinging?
Last edited by dtb; 08-30-2005 at 12:06 PM..
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08-30-2005, 12:06 PM
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#3194
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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There's No Place For Us
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, he has the power to deprive me of alcohol. He's a supreme authority figure - above God, if but only temporarily.
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You're on the right track- think Religion, but Buddha. You just need to tithe him a can, and all will go well.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-30-2005, 12:07 PM
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#3195
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If only she hadn't married that Federline slob.
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Britney reminds me of this insanely hot chick I dated briefly in high school. She was outrageous. I don't think I was flaccid for a moment of our relationship. But like every perfect thing in life, there was a problem - she had a head full of gravel. I mean, she was bordering on imbecillic. Every guy I knew envied me, but none of them had to actually spend time trying to talk to the girl. I imagine it'd be like that with Britney. You'd look at her and say "God, I want to hit that all the time... but please don't make me talk to it..."
I saw that imbecile a few months ago when I was home. She's in real estate sales.
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