A frolic in Cambodia

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
Does that mean it's a made-up word? I was under the impression that SS was quoting from the packaging instructions (again, probably a whiff... time to go home).

No, I think it's a real word. I don't think they would put "ass-muffin region" on the packaging instructions. But I was trying to convey agreement with you - they should have put perineal on there as well.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Refer to my completed questionnaire.

The temptation to lie on the questionnaire is too high. We are supplementing with this kind of information that people inadvertently let slip.

If your tail is terribly fluffy, you might ask the waxer to pay more attention back there.

[Replaced_Texan]

Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Bite me.

(I like it.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Bite me.

(I like it.)

Stop playing to the database.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Gattigap
FWIW, based on posting history I've been operating under the assumption that either Sebby's bedroom, bath or some other room contains full-size panel mirrors on the walls and/or ceilings.

Purely out of curiousity, how has this assumption affected your operations?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Purely out of curiousity, how has this assumption affected your operations?

He doesn't waste time worrying about unseen hairs on Sebby's back or nether regions.

Duh.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

If your tail is terribly fluffy, you might ask the waxer to pay more attention back there.

This is very wise. I recall years ago some very drunk chick passed out on a bed during a party. For reasons I still don't understand, before she did so, she had disrobed and put on a sweater. The sweater wasn't low enough and since she was laying face down, her "crack" was open to view, exposing a magnificently lush ass forest. I felt terrible for her.

Do not pass out in the coat room without having visited the waxer.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is very wise. I recall years ago some very drunk chick passed out on a bed during a party. For reasons I still don't understand, before she did so, she had disrobed and put on a sweater. The sweater wasn't low enough and since she was laying face down, her "crack" was open to view, exposing a magnificently lush ass forest. I felt terrible for her.

Do not pass out in the coat room without having visited the waxer.

It would have been nice if you would have thrown something over me to cover me up, assjack. And the guy who raped me after I passed out yanked off my pants but not my sweater.

All in all, a stellar performance on your part.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Gattigap
FWIW, based on posting history I've been operating under the assumption that either Sebby's bedroom, bath or some other room contains full-size panel mirrors on the walls and/or ceilings.

Are you fucking kidding me? My wife's taste is like something out of a fucking Jane Austen book. We do not have the Boogie Nights coke bathroom.*

* a buddy of mine does. He bought an old home with a bathroom lined with mirrors and crazy 70s wallpaper and gold faucets. It has a fucking chandeliere in it. He and his wife left it alone. The rest of the house is very conservative, but the bathroom is killer. People come out with the funniest looks on their faces.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It would have been nice if you would have thrown something over me to cover me up, assjack. And the guy who raped me after I passed out yanked off my pants but not my sweater.

All in all, a stellar performance on your part.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is very wise. I recall years ago some very drunk chick passed out on a bed during a party. For reasons I still don't understand, before she did so, she had disrobed and put on a sweater. The sweater wasn't low enough and since she was laying face down, her "crack" was open to view, exposing a magnificently lush ass forest. I felt terrible for her.

Do not pass out in the coat room without having visited the waxer.

My tail is cute, but not fluffy. For the record.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It would have been nice if you would have thrown something over me to cover me up, assjack. And the guy who raped me after I passed out yanked off my pants but not my sweater.

All in all, a stellar performance on your part.

You're a sick chick.

Did I say I didn't? If I said I chucked a coat on her, how would that be relevant to the story.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If I said I chucked a coat on her, how would that be relevant to the story.

Is this some kind of sex phrase with which I am unfamiliar? I don't want to google it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're a sick chick.

Did I say I didn't? If I said I chucked a coat on her, how would that be relevant to the story.

You saved others from the horror of the ass forest.

FWIW, I added the rape later. Had a vision of that movie Kids or whatever it was, where the guy who is HIV positive is walking past a passed-out chick and stops and starts fucking her, I think toward the end of the movie.