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03-14-2005, 06:04 PM
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#3211
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Stupid movies
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis.
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A girl's gotta have her standards.
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03-14-2005, 06:04 PM
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#3212
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Stupid movies
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Forget it man. They call my cooter Death Valley. Though it is lovely to visit in the late autumn and winter.
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Is it unusually wet and full of wildflowers and tourists right now?
Paigow, up-close?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-14-2005, 06:04 PM
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#3213
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Stupid movies
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis.
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Hardwood or pine? |
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03-14-2005, 06:06 PM
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#3214
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Guest
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Stupid movies
Why yes it is. And RP is indeed taking photos of it. My cooter is very popular in Branson. |
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03-14-2005, 06:07 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Hope springs eternal, or at least for a little while longer
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"It's not Death Valley at all," visitor Wendy Cutler said. "I'm calling it Full of Life Valley."
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Will we see paigow on the Mom and Dad board soon?!! |
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03-14-2005, 06:30 PM
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#3216
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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A little history for Anne Elk, ironweed, and other football fans.
According to a new history of English football titled Those Feet, football
- "was invented in Victorian public schools to keep boys from masturbating. The idea was that if boys were out on the field expending energy together, they could never be alone to engage in 'self pollution.' ...
The war on masturbation tailed off in the 1920s. Not much later the British empire fell."
via Wolcott
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-14-2005, 06:34 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Oooh
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know what hood then.
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str8-hood. let the name dropping begin! and where did you go to school? |
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03-14-2005, 06:34 PM
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#3218
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Can I get an admin?
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Originally posted by bilmore
Did you change your cookie settings?
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I don't think so, but one of my security updates may have done so automatically. I just went back and made sure they allow cookies. Hopefully that will fix it.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-14-2005, 06:38 PM
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#3219
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Congratulations!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Will we see paigow on the Mom and Dad board soon?!!
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Emphasis added. |
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03-14-2005, 06:40 PM
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#3220
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Oooh
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
str8-hood. let the name dropping begin! and where did you go to school?
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Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this. |
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03-14-2005, 06:40 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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A little history for Anne Elk, ironweed, and other football fans.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
According to a new history of English football titled Those Feet, football . . . was invented in Victorian public schools to keep boys from masturbating.
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And then came cheerleaders. |
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03-14-2005, 06:42 PM
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#3222
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Oooh
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.
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Lucky bastard.
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03-14-2005, 06:43 PM
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#3223
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Oooh
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.
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Did you know these witnesses before Saturday night? Sounds to me like you just have some friends ready to lie for you. |
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03-14-2005, 06:45 PM
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#3224
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Oooh
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.
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Did someone have his hand down your pants, though? Because if so, I might doubt who was behind you in line. |
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03-14-2005, 06:47 PM
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#3225
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Oooh
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.
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Is he freakish looking in real life too?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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