Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 215

Replaced_Texan · 04-25-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Come on. I don't believe you really believe this. If you were snooping on someone and you found out that they were definitely cheating, there's no way you don't let that out. It has to come out. You can't stay with them and pretend like you never heard it*. And if you dump them, they're going to want to know why. And if they think you don't know why or can't prove it, they're going to act like you're crazy for jumping to conclusions you can't prove and you know you'll whip that shit out then, because you won't feel like your snooping is as bad as someone cheating and then lying to your face when you gots the evidence in your pocket.

TM

*Unless you snoop some more, find out where they're meeting and pretend to show up accidentally or something like that.

If someone accused me of cheating, and I was, in fact, cheating, my first thought would be "oh, shit," not "I wonder how they found out." I'd figure that I let something slip. Which is probably why I don't cheat. I'm not attentive enough to detail to adequately cover my tracks. Too much work to make the cheating worth it.

bold_n_brazen · 04-25-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Translation: I'm a slut but I know I won't get caught because I've pistol-whipped hubby into never snooping.

For the record, I've never cheated on anyone because I always figured it was better to get out of the relationship once you want to fuck someone else.

And that's soon-to-be-ex-hubby.

ABBAKiss · 04-25-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, I don't see this. Which cheating women have been unmasked?

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WEAR MASKS!!!!!??????!!!!!!

soup sandwich · 04-25-2005, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What's the behavior that makes you think that?

What is suspicious behavior that might lead someone to snoop on their SO? I guess its pretty subjective. Let's go with a situation where the SO has a new "colleague" come into their life who the SO tends to talk about a bit too often. And is a bit too friendly with at firm functions. And stuff like receiving lots of "hang-up" calls at home and observing that SO is spending more nights than usual working late starts to occur.

bold_n_brazen · 04-25-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by soup sandwich
What is suspicious behavior that might lead someone to snoop on their SO? I guess its pretty subjective. Let's go with a situation where the SO has a new "colleague" come into their life who the SO tends to talk about a bit too often. And is a bit too friendly with at firm functions. And stuff like receiving lots of "hang-up" calls at home and observing that SO is spending more nights than usual working late starts to occur.

Couldn't you start by asking some questions? I mean, why do you always have to go right to rifling through underwear drawers and Outlook Accounts?

ltl/fb · 04-25-2005, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by soup sandwich
What is suspicious behavior that might lead someone to snoop on their SO? I guess its pretty subjective. Let's go with a situation where the SO has a new "colleague" come into their life who the SO tends to talk about a bit too often. And is a bit too friendly with at firm functions. And stuff like receiving lots of "hang-up" calls at home and observing that SO is spending more nights than usual working late starts to occur.

Am I recalling correctly that you are on your second marriage?

Shape Shifter · 04-25-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For the record, I've never cheated on anyone because I always figured it was better to get out of the relationship once you want to fuck someone else.

And that's soon-to-be-ex-hubby.

I hope it wasn't my PMs that prompted your pending divorce. Not that I didn't mean what I said, but still.

notcasesensitive · 04-25-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For the record, I've never cheated on anyone because I always figured it was better to get out of the relationship once you want to fuck someone else.

And that's soon-to-be-ex-hubby.

2. Well except for the soon-to-be-ex hubby part. It does relate to the long-ago-ex husband though.

I don't think I would have the mental energy to cheat on someone. It is not so much the issue of keeping details straight that RT discussed, but more the putting on a front to the other person. I wouldn't make a very good actor. My feelings are not hard to detect...

bilmore · 04-25-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by soup sandwich
What is suspicious behavior that might lead someone to snoop on their SO? I guess its pretty subjective. Let's go with a situation where the SO has a new "colleague" come into their life who the SO tends to talk about a bit too often. And is a bit too friendly with at firm functions. And stuff like receiving lots of "hang-up" calls at home and observing that SO is spending more nights than usual working late starts to occur.

You have obviously driven her to it by being the kind of person who might later think of snooping just because you were confronted with tons of evidence.

soup sandwich · 04-25-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Am I recalling correctly that you are on your second marriage?

I post 0.24 times a day. I like to think no one can recall anything correctly about me. But you are recalling correctly. Fortunately if I am drawing on any of my real life experiences, the experiences are from marriage #1.

soup sandwich · 04-25-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Couldn't you start by asking some questions? I mean, why do you always have to go right to rifling through underwear drawers and Outlook Accounts?

I suppose. But after the expected denials, can a person start snooping then? Surely there must some threshhold where snooping a bit is allowed.

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-25-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

**Gimme some points for the run-on.

I will give you points for that. Also two minutes for looking so good.*

*only str8 will get this.

ltl/fb · 04-25-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by soup sandwich
I post 0.24 times a day. I like to think no one can recall anything correctly about me. But you are recalling correctly. Fortunately if I am drawing on any of my real life experiences, the experiences are from marriage #1.

It kind of sounded like you were the one staying late with the colleage and spouse #1 was suspicious and colleage is now spouse #2.

I can never remember whether you are male or female, which is what made me think I might not be remembering the divorce thing properly.

notcasesensitive · 04-25-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by soup sandwich
I post 0.24 times a day. I like to think no one can recall anything correctly about me. But you are recalling correctly. Fortunately if I am drawing on any of my real life experiences, the experiences are from marriage #1.

You have a moniker with two food references and an avatar that is a container of food and then you are surprised that fringey remembers details. She mentioned an interest in being wife number #3 if you'd drop the soup avatar and make it a big Dagwood-style sandwich.

Flinty_McFlint · 04-25-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You have a moniker with two food references and an avatar that is a container of food and then you are surprised that fringey remembers details. She mentioned an interest in being wife number #3 if you'd drop the soup avatar and make it a big Dagwood-style sandwich.

Or a nice bratwurst.