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06-24-2005, 02:35 PM
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by taxwonk
The man boobs are never waxed, altough they are occasionally shaven by nurses.
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There is something more disturbing than a man wearing nothing but socks...
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06-24-2005, 02:35 PM
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#3212
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Great
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Holy shit. And I thought I was done studying for good. I'm there.
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Your last visit to SF didn't go as well. Next time bring the jimmy hats, dick.
SF Penguins sickened
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06-24-2005, 02:35 PM
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#3213
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No, motherfucker. No joke.
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Well, I had to get pulled away from the Lincoln Park penguin exhibit last year...they're hilarious/fascinating.
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06-24-2005, 02:36 PM
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And, uh, beware of the penguins.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
All this penguin stuff reminds me of the old Bud Ice commercials with the "beware of the penguins" line, which reminds me of hockey, which reminds me that there was no hockey this past year, which reminds me that Gary Bettman needs to be locked in a box with rabid weasles until the collective bargaining deal is finished.
Oh, and what's a "bim"?
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Bimbo. Hank called me a Bim the other day, but if you asked him, he might say he was mocking PLF when he did so. |
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06-24-2005, 02:37 PM
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Hey
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dear Tom Cruise,
If the Katie thing doesn't work out, I will dress in drag and pretend to be your girlfriend for only $4 million. I will not, however, have the gay sex with you. At least not at that price point.
Love, Ollie
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3.5, and if you've got the Rohypnol, Tom, you can have it all.
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06-24-2005, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, I had to get pulled away from the Lincoln Park penguin exhibit last year...they're hilarious/fascinating.
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That's what I'm sayin'.
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06-24-2005, 02:39 PM
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Hey
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
She promises to talk about it on the air when her show resumes taping in the fall. Has jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton jumped on the bandwagon yet? The whole thing is recockulous. The store was closed. They were getting ready for a private event. You are NOT the center of the universe Oprah.
On the up side, the audience members may get some lovely parting gifts from Hermes.
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That's if you believe Hermes' version of it. I'm not sure that Oprah has to make up things to get mad at, being a fucking billionaire. Rumor was that there were people still shopping in the store, and a comment about having problems with "North Africans" coming into the store. I'm not sure if many "North Africans" dress that well and have an entourage, but whatever, I'm giving Oprah the benefit of the doubt on this one because of all the racial insensitivity out there. I also fucking hate the fucking Frenchies. Fucking frogs.
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06-24-2005, 02:40 PM
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Hey
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
On the up side, the audience members may get some lovely parting gifts from Hermes.
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Assuming Hermes' version of the facts is truthful, that would be so wrong. It's pretty sad that Oprah is going to stew about this all summer and then make a big deal about it on her show. Is her audience -- full of common people who probably would never even walk in for fear of being sneered at -- really going to sympathize? She is already so disgustingly full of herself and such a fawning starfucker.
Flinty, I think the North African comment rumor has been debunked, and people were in the store prepping for the private event, not shopping.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 06-24-2005 at 02:46 PM..
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06-24-2005, 02:41 PM
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#3219
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Tell the plastic surgeon to shut up
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What if she had changed "I don’t believe surgery changed my essence" to "I don’t believe surgery changed my spirit?"
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My boyfriend would admire that. |
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06-24-2005, 02:42 PM
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Hey
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Who died and made you Liz Smith? I've heard various stories about this (Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner). After watching the Cruise/Oprah debacle and Cruise/Billy Bush nonsense, I don't buy it. The downside of doing this and having it leak would so far outweigh any PR upside from the relationship. And it seems so inconsistent with his apparent personality. I think it's just the haters doing their thing. I'm starting to even doubt his gayness.
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I don't think he's gay at all. All of the gay people I know have souls. Tom Cruise is one of those creepy fake freaks who's probably so in love with himself that onanism is the only sexual outlet that gets him hard.
I hope his jet crashes in a Ritalin factory. The less I see of that midget the better.
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06-24-2005, 02:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Hey
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That would be so wrong. I hope Hermes doesn't cave on this one. It's also pretty sad that Oprah is going to stew about this all summer and then make a big deal about it on her show. Is her audience full of common people who probably would never even walk in for fear of being sneered at really going to sympathize? She is so disgustingly full of herself.
Flinty, I think the North African comment rumor has been debunked, and people were in the store prepping for the private event, not shopping.
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Why would Hermes cave? How many housewives in trailers in Missoula buy $500 scarves?
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06-24-2005, 02:43 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's what I'm sayin'.
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I find myself oddly fascinated by sea otters. I can't willingly walk away from a tank full of them.
During my scuba certification open water dives in Monterey Bay, my instructor frequently warned us that the sea otters were known to steal masks right off the faces of divers. I spent all day on hyper-alert look-out for sea otters. And had a mental picture of a sea otter, floating around on its back, my mask up on its forehead, laughing at me.
I learned 2 things that day. My scuba instructor had a mean sense of humor. I will never dive in water that cold again. |
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06-24-2005, 02:45 PM
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#3223
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Hey
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would Hermes cave? How many housewives in trailers in Missoula buy $500 scarves?
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Because the world is a stupid place, particularly when PR is at stake. Why do makers of luxury goods routinely give away those goods to celebrities who can easily afford them? |
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06-24-2005, 02:46 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Hey
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tom Cruise is one of those creepy fake freaks who's probably so in love with himself that onanism is the only sexual outlet that gets him hard.
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I agree. He's totally creepy. Always has been and always will be. I can't stand looking at him. |
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06-24-2005, 02:46 PM
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And, uh, beware of the penguins.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Bimbo. Hank called me a Bim the other day, but if you asked him, he might say he was mocking PLF when he did so.
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Thank you. I hate it when I feel like I am missing out on any of the witty banter and re-par-tay bouncing around here.
That wasn't very nice of Hank. Hank, don't you think that you owe rp an apology? |
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