Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can we meet? I want you to rate me.

Less interesting than an old Vigor.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Less interesting than an old Vigor.

I drive an '87 Vim.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And another thing. Why they are all silent? They are silent since you are a bully and they don't want to incur your wrath and have people turn against them, everyone steps on eggshells with you it is like the "popular" crowd ripping on the nerd and then feeling good about yourself and your little cronies. I stood my ground and continue to do so. You and your little circle o friends is not why I am here. I have my set group of friends and you do too. so really, you GO with your bad self if you want to slander someone's rep unfairly on the board and then cackle with glee after. You are an embarassment, sir, to be a member of the bar.

you should ask Ironhead. he's not intimidated by Thurgreed- he always calls him Sidney or something. Plus, everyone's pretty sure he's a future faggot and someone said those guys are partial to Asian girls.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I drive an '87 Vim.

TM

It's all that frugality you got going on there. mr. I'm so hot I don't need a nice car. Or set foot in Thomas Pink. Disgrazia.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you should ask Ironhead. he's not intimidated by Thurgreed- he always calls him Sidney or something. Plus, everyone's pretty sure he's a future faggot and someone said those guys are partial to Asian girls.

wrinkling my nose. Iron really doesn't like me too much. I'm stupid but leery of making same mistake twice. let's get someone nice and strong and likes me. tall order I know but I have some stuff in the pipeline. Don't u worry about a thing Hankie. [pankie]

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've always been turned off by women who seem interested in my career or how ambitious I am. Sets off a "gold digger" alarm in my head.

If you have any spinster friends wondering why they're not getting anywhere with men, ask them if they talk about the dude's career a lot. I'll bet a bunch of them do. Worst turnoff ever. Mindless sex is great. Using a person for sex is even acceptable. But allowing a person's economic background to be factored into your decision to pursue a relationship with them is the lowest. You want to fuck that kind of girl in the ass on the first date, hard, just on principle.

These are the kind of chicks who'll try to find out what you drive.

I don't get why anyone tolerates gold digging. I find it every bit as repulsive as only dating people of certain ethnic or racial backgrounds.

I now step off the soapbox...

that was the best sebby "jumping off" ever. That article had nothing to do with gold-digging whatsoever.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
'cause once the hair goes, the waistline grows and the circles have darkened under your eyes, that's all you've got.
"hey baby, want a lift in my S class?"

Or, just "jump in my car". (Spree: video with sound, but worksafe.)

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No no no. Pluto is like the paralegal who wants to prove so bad to himself that he is as good as the lawyers at work who most likely ignore him, unless they need something, that he joins a lawyer's board and tries to force them all to notice him.

When he gets ignored there too, he has to prove that he is as good as they are by talking about the money he wastes on expensive suits and shoes, hoping that will get him the kind of respect he so desperately craves. When that fails, he starts to brag about his looks and all the hot women who constantly make it clear to him that they want to have group sex with him because one of them once said, "Excuse me," and touched his shoulder on the subway when they had to get off.

When he meets one of the nicer lawyers on the board for the sole purpose of having her post to the rest of the board about what he looks like, reads the results and is faced with the truth -- that he looks like a fat version of everyone's favorite prop comic (no not Carrot Top, Gallagher!) -- he freaks out and accuses said lawyer of lying, instead of accepting the truth. Then, in a transparent attempt to lash out at her, he makes stuff up because he has no other recourse.

He then asks others to confirm or deny the nice female lawyer's opinion and they stay silent, not wanting to hurt his feelings further and hoping he will go away. He is doomed to be ignored, always wanting desperately to be a lawyer or maybe just to fit in with them, but knowing, deep inside, that he is just plain pathetic.

So sad. Pluto is now being almost completely ignored and yet, there it is, on the outside, circling the rest of the real planets in the dark, cold, forgotten stretches of our solar system, still wishing and hoping that anyone would consider it a planet. <Sniff.> I feel bad for Pluto. Poor, poor, dumb Pluto.

TM

Even sadder still you were sloppily dressed. ew.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
Station or Terminal? There is, apparently, a BIG difference. And some people get all bent out of shape if you happen to innocently get the names mixed up in a post where the proper name of the place was totally not the point at all. So look out.

Quit puking all over the table, chubbo.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
that was the best sebby "jumping off" ever. That article had nothing to do with gold-digging whatsoever.

If you hit a few of the links in it, there's a reference to an article about whether, economically speaking, prostitutes or wives are better deals. That article's ending includes a conclusion that gold-digging is a very commonplace and accepted phenomenon.

Why anyone needs to write an article stating the obvious I don't know. As to my comments, gold-digging is just a really big pet peeve of mine. It's in the box of things that get my blood boiling, with organized religion and the government. What can I say? I'm a hopeless idealist.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Again, low balling me.

Look. You ain't all that either. You're ok, you're attractive but you're rude and obnoxious and you think you're smooth and quite frankly you are not. You're one of those mid level divorced aging tools that likes to consider himself still hip by trailing around to "hotttt" parties and you look like a fool but no one has the heart to tell you. And then you brag on the internet about said parties. Ooooh everyone thinks you are cool. mmm hmm.
Straw?

And he was 10 minutes late. Don't let that go.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I drive an '87 Vim.

TM

Vim?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you hit a few of the links in it, there's a reference to an article about whether, economically speaking, prostitutes or wives are better deals. That article's ending includes a conclusion that gold-digging is a very commonplace and accepted phenomenon.

Why anyone needs to write an article stating the obvious I don't know. As to my comments, gold-digging is just a really big pet peeve of mine. It's in the box of things that get my blood boiling, with organized religion and the government. What can I say? I'm a hopeless idealist.

Ah, so the author seems to think that gold-digging is the appropriate route for women since a career is out of the question if marriage is the ultimate goal. Interesting. My property professor in law school said that traditional marriage was just legalized prostitution, and I agree and also think traditional baby-raising is slavery, so I think I may like the cut of this guy's jib, in a roundabout sort of way (not that I have read the article or anything -- that would require some work).

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No no no. Pluto is like the paralegal who wants to prove so bad to himself that he is as good as the lawyers at work who most likely ignore him, unless they need something, that he joins a lawyer's board and tries to force them all to notice him.

When he gets ignored there too, he has to prove that he is as good as they are by talking about the money he wastes on expensive suits and shoes, hoping that will get him the kind of respect he so desperately craves. When that fails, he starts to brag about his looks and all the hot women who constantly make it clear to him that they want to have group sex with him because one of them once said, "Excuse me," and touched his shoulder on the subway when they had to get off.

When he meets one of the nicer lawyers on the board for the sole purpose of having her post to the rest of the board about what he looks like, reads the results and is faced with the truth -- that he looks like a fat version of everyone's favorite prop comic (no not Carrot Top, Gallagher!) -- he freaks out and accuses said lawyer of lying, instead of accepting the truth. Then, in a transparent attempt to lash out at her, he makes stuff up because he has no other recourse.

He then asks others to confirm or deny the nice female lawyer's opinion and they stay silent, not wanting to hurt his feelings further and hoping he will go away. He is doomed to be ignored, always wanting desperately to be a lawyer or maybe just to fit in with them, but knowing, deep inside, that he is just plain pathetic.

So sad. Pluto is now being almost completely ignored and yet, there it is, on the outside, circling the rest of the real planets in the dark, cold, forgotten stretches of our solar system, still wishing and hoping that anyone would consider it a planet. <Sniff.> I feel bad for Pluto. Poor, poor, dumb Pluto.

TM

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE GALLAGHER!!!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Better to say "wishing it was as good as Uranus." Because it's not like it's a MOON of URANUS.

Wishing it WHAT?