imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't fuck my friends.

You don't befriend your fucks? Sad.

In other news, I just used a sports analogy. "Pass the ball." I feel a pervasive shame.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're saying Yale doesn't have an honor system?

I missed this before. I think he is saying that, because I did not go to Yale, I have no honor. He has questioned my honor.

That's it, we're dueling. Will you be my second? Or should I try to find someone, somewhere, who might know about econ stuff? Hmmmmmmm.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You don't befriend your fucks? Sad.

In other news, I just used a sports analogy. "Pass the ball." I feel a pervasive shame.

You should have used "pop" instead of "pass." It may not have made any sense, but it would have been amusing. And you wouldn't have to deal with that pervasive shame. Perversive shame, maybe, but not pervasive.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You should have used "pop" instead of "pass." It may not have made any sense, but it would have been amusing. And you wouldn't have to deal with that pervasive shame. Perversive shame, maybe, but not pervasive.

People at work think I'm squeaky clean.

ETA Also, the whole atmosphere surrounding the stuff on which I am passing the ball is fraught with torturous pain, so it'd be too too apropos.

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought we were friends. sniff.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't fuck my friends.

So the worm turns. Watching this little cabal eat itself should be fun. When is the third stooge going to join in?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by BloatedSlave
So the worm turns. Watching this little cabal eat itself should be fun. When is the third stooge going to join in?

Flower has taken the day off. <sniff>

A Disgusting Smelly Swamppit That Leads the Country in Fats

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
A Disgusting Smelly Swamppit That Leads the Country in Fats

You are such a bitch.

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Flower has taken the day off. <sniff>

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are such a bitch.

This one will do in a pinch.

[notcasesensitive]

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My depiction of Flower. I miss him. But not enough to finish this drawring.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are such a bitch.

Why? Are you Houston's personal representative or are you sad that your town is not the country's fats leader?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
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My depiction of Flower. I miss him. But not enough to finish this drawring.

That is adorable. If you are so bored at work, though, you should leave and go drink.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I sort of get the impression that these will be some of the more boring Superbowl ads in quite some time.

No shit.
"the advertising is actually more at the forefront than ever," says Charlie Rutman, who buys TV time on behalf of advertisers as president of Carat USA. "I think what you're going to see is (ads that are) sanitized, and scrutinized. It's always put through a pretty high-powered microscope.

A preview of some of this year's ads reveals that many advertisers are returning to cozy themes and familiar icons. Lay's brings back '80s singer M.C. Hammer and his "Can't Touch This" single to pitch potato chips; Miss Piggy, Kermit and other Muppets appear in a spot for Pizza Hut; and the Pillsbury Doughboy, Count Chocula and Mr. Clean appear in a spot for MasterCard.

Some of this year's crop still aim for humor, but a few are slightly puzzling. Credit card issuer MBNA Corp. has the elegant pop singer Gladys Knight running the ball down a field in a rugby game, while consumer products maker Unilever unveils a curious action figure dubbed "Mama's Boy," who gets pushed around in a shopping cart by his mother, to plug its Degree brand of anti-perspirant. Weird.

The new sensitive-guy tone is perhaps best struck by a pre-game spot by MasterCard, in which a guy throws a fish he has just caught back in the water after seeing a tear well up in the fish's eye. The tag line: "Daring to show your feelings ... Priceless." Yawn.

MC Hammer? Really? That's as good as they could do?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why? Are you Houston's personal representative or are you sad that your town is not the country's fats leader?

Neither. It was just a shockingly gratuitously bitchy statement, with no humor at all (unless there's some inside joke I'm missing).

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is adorable. If you are so bored at work, though, you should leave and go drink.

I quit work so that I can pursue my CRAFT full time. Better print that bad boy out. Someday it will be worth something.