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Old 08-30-2005, 03:06 PM   #3241
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Last night I watched the finale to 6FU, and am now ready to discuss it.
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:09 PM   #3242
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Please don't.

We are busy discussing snipping off a little bit of our penises.
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:10 PM   #3243
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Like "Flying Squirrel" or "Cabbage"? I prefer "Hanging Brain" myself...
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:10 PM   #3244
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Someone told me recently that American spies were often outted in WWI & II because almost every American male was circumcised and, for the most part, most Europeans were not.
If only I had known this before hooking up with that French guy.

Rather an unpleasant shock, really.
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:13 PM   #3245
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My guess is circumcision was started by Jewish women desperate for orgasms. Think of how much rampant premature ejaculation took place back in the day when all men had all those extra nerve endings...
Why do you think the goyishe girls haven't thought of this?
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:15 PM   #3246
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So then THAT happened.....

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Old 08-30-2005, 03:17 PM   #3247
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Why do you think the goyishe girls haven't thought of this?
Hmmm...

Protestant:
"Lay on your back and think of England."

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"If it feels really good, you'll get this thing called an orgasm. If you get that, you're going to hell."
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:17 PM   #3248
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If only I had known this before hooking up with that French guy.

Rather an unpleasant shock, really.
The first one for me was a cute Swiss guy I fooled around with my sophomore year in college.

Marcus was simultaneously involved with me and one of my best friends, and thought we didn't know about it. And she and I used to torture him by showing up at places he'd be with the other one of us.

We eventually had enough of him when he started to date a girl whose nickname (which is the only thing I remember about her) was "The Red Spread".
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I've been around for a while but haven't felt the need to post until today. I just want some perspective - have any of the women here "gushed" liquid when they have really intense sex? Have any of the men experienced this? Thoughts?
This... is what men... err, Penske... need when they don't have foreskin.
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:27 PM   #3250
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The first one for me was a cute Swiss guy I fooled around with my sophomore year in college.
I remember thinking -- oh, crap. What do I do with THIS?


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We eventually had enough of him when he started to date a girl whose nickname (which is the only thing I remember about her) was "The Red Spread".
That's just disgusting.
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I remember thinking -- oh, crap. What do I do with THIS?
Is it different when erect too, or only when flacid?

The word "flacid" actually makes me more flacid.
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Is it different when erect too, or only when flacid?
Why would you think I saw it flaccid?


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The word "flacid" actually makes me more flacid.
I can understand why. Incorrect spelling is a real turn-off.
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We eventually had enough of him when he started to date a girl whose nickname (which is the only thing I remember about her) was "The Red Spread".
I don't care about your rule - I want the "why" on this one.
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:37 PM   #3254
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Why would you think I saw it flaccid?
You don't stay around to say thanks?
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Why would you think I saw it flaccid?
Quite an ego there, eh?
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