A frolic in Cambodia

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can shave it without grazing. Its fairly easy. Slave can probably point you to an online pamphlet on it.

Hair clippers, not electric razors. That's the answer. The balls are never touched by the device.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
FWIW, this week's SI reeks of Ralph Lauren Blue.

Is there any way to get them to quit doing this? I mean, I'm pretty sure that they add in different sections to the magazine, like Golf Plus, for instance, based upon your sporting interests. Why can't they take something out? I instantly rip those out as soon as I see them, because if I don't, then reading that magazine gives me a crushing headache.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hair clippers, not electric razors. That's the answer. The balls are never touched by the device.

Then they're all stubbly and scratchy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Is there any way to get them to quit doing this? I mean, I'm pretty sure that they add in different sections to the magazine, like Golf Plus, for instance, based upon your sporting interests. Why can't they take something out? I instantly rip those out as soon as I see them, because if I don't, then reading that magazine gives me a crushing headache.

If you have a subscription, call them and tell them you have an allergy or whatever.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hair clippers, not electric razors. That's the answer. The balls are never touch by the device.

I just used a razor.

My wife grazed me with something she was carrying the other day and looked at me incredulously when I yelled. Chciks just don't understand - they have nothing comparable to balls. ball are unique pain centers. I'd give away fingers and toes for the right amount of money, but you'd have to pay me obscenely to let you kick me in the balls.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Then they're all stubbly and scratchy.

Have you not been paying attention?!? He's coplained about this on numerous occasions...

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I just used a razor.

My wife grazed me with something she was carrying the other day and looked at me incredulously when I yelled. Chciks just don't understand - they have nothing comparable to balls. ball are unique pain centers. I'd give away fingers and toes for the right amount of money, but you'd have to pay me obscenely to let you kick me in the balls.

The Mrs. tries to give you head and that's how you repay her?!?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Then they're all stubbly and scratchy.

Not true. At least mine aren't. I'm not taking ALL of the hair off. I leave a little everywhere. Having none is creepy. I take it down to the point right before it gets stubbly, but this is mostly done for running-comfort purposes.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Will you be wearing anything underneath?

ET ask whether I have become taxwonk.

You are taxwonk in heels.


Man, that's a scary thought.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Have you not been paying attention?!? He's coplained about this on numerous occasions...

I would feel like a pedophile if I paid attention to Coltrane's sexual stuff.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you have a subscription, call them and tell them you have an allergy or whatever.

Let's see if I understand your little warped vision of the world. A person can call the mongoloid who answers the phone for SI, in Bangladesh or where ever, and ask them not to put smelly inserts in your copy. Then, in the mail room, someone will pull your copy out of the 2 million being mailed and make sure there are no smelly inserts.

Sums up your view?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
The Mrs. tries to give you head and that's how you repay her?!?

Dude, she wasn't trying to give me head with a bag of lighting fixtures.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Let's see if I understand your little warped vision of the world. A person can call the mongoloid who answers the phone for SI, in Bangladesh or where ever, and ask them not to put smelly inserts in your copy. Then, in the mail room, someone will pull your copy out of the 2 million being mailed and make sure there are no smelly inserts.

Sums up your view?

I believe that large-scale magazine publishers do a run that does not include the smelly things. Kind of like they do runs that include ads for hospitals in my immediate area.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not true. At least mine aren't. I'm not taking ALL of the hair off. I leave a little everywhere. Having none is creepy. I take it down to the point right before it gets stubbly, but this is mostly done for running-comfort purposes.

You're playing with your pubes a little too much there, Felix.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're playing with your pubes a little too much there, Felix.

That's how children learn, sebby.