A frolic in Cambodia

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're playing with your pubes a little too much there, Felix.

I'm not the one with the razor near my cock and balls.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, she wasn't trying to give me head with a bag of lighting fixtures.

Maybe she read your posts about kind of liking anal play?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's how children learn, sebby.

You can fit more in your mouth. C'mon, open wide Mrs. Robinson.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm not the one with the razor near my cock and balls.

Yeh, you're the one making sure you have smooth fine hair on your balls.

For running purposes. Because that hair on your nuts really slows you down. Its swimming (or being Slave) where you shave your body, not running.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe she read your posts about kind of liking anal play?

If he's just starting out, the smaller diameter of the knife-honer might be a good place to start. It'd be good to immerse it in warm water for a while too.

This is mostly to answer someone's question on the fucking cook's board about what to do with the honer.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're playing with your pubes a little too much there, Felix.

Seriously. To spend that much time on pube trimming, and on the other hand not be able to come up with a writing sample, means he needs some time managment assistance.

[Alex_de_Large]

I'm out. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

AdL

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe she read your posts about kind of liking anal play?

I thought he was under the "no" column for that particular activity. Don't tell me you've forgotten the wealth of detail he shared about corn and its indigestibility.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You can fit more in your mouth. C'mon, open wide Mrs. Robinson.

At your tender age, they're very small. Too small to be of interest to an ADULT.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe she read your posts about kind of liking anal play?

Been rimmed. Didn't dig it. Had my ass fingered once. Dug that less. I keep hearing from friends how ass play is fun, but I don't see it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
I thought he was under the "no" column for that particular activity. Don't tell me you've forgotten the wealth of detail he shared about corn and its indigestibility.

Because it is Thanksgiving, and I am possessed of supreme discretion, I deleted my initial response to this.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Who here has a work spouse? I had one at my old gig (Mrs. Not Bob would have killed me had she known), but don't have one here at Not Bob & Associates. I guess it's just lonely at the top.

"Work wife" is a misnomer. She's just the woman you haven't fucked yet. Anyone falling under that description wants to suck it.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Because it is Thanksgiving, and I am possessed of supreme discretion, I deleted my initial response to this.

Come on, man. Spill it. (Unless you were making fun of me, then continue to desist.)

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

Speaking of, I have Children of the Corn cued up for Thanksgiving after football.
And no comments about how I haven't seen Children of the Corn yet. And No I have never seen Logans Run either. Or any Planet of the Apes movies. People are incredulous when they hear this. And I don't know why.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you have a subscription, call them and tell them you have an allergy or whatever.

Can I also call them and tell them to quit trying to bill me every three months when I've paid ahead?