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05-10-2004, 07:17 PM
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#316
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by ironweed
Freecycling - I've heard of this.
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Have you even seen a cycle, whiskeyboy???
You wouldn't know a cycle from a taxicab, even if an entire coalition of well-toned conservative triathletes with bags and bags of CDs rode right over you. NTTAWWT. |
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05-10-2004, 07:43 PM
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#317
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Originally posted by Penske Material
You wouldn't know a cycle from a taxicab, even if an entire coalition of well-toned conservative triathletes with bags and bags of CDs rode right over you. NTTAWWT.
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Never seen that, though I once saw a cheese-eating Republican flab daddy in a utilikilt roaming free on the streets of old New York. And stop trying to inject CDs into this discussion. I find it offensive. |
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05-10-2004, 07:50 PM
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#318
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Never seen that, though I once saw a cheese-eating Republican flab daddy in a utilikilt roaming free on the streets of old New York. And stop trying to inject CDs into this discussion. I find it offensive.
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Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:
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05-10-2004, 08:01 PM
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#319
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:
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That looks nice, but isn't camo like so last year? Go with a solid color. |
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05-10-2004, 08:04 PM
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#320
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
That looks nice, but isn't camo like so last year? Go with a solid color.
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On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-10-2004, 08:07 PM
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#321
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
That looks nice, but isn't camo like so last year? Go with a solid color.
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Concur.
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05-10-2004, 08:11 PM
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#322
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Don't touch there
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:
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Is that from the J. Peterman catalog? I look at that, I think, worthy successor to the Urban Sombrero. |
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05-10-2004, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.
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Speaking of urban sombrero, what's with the cowboy belt? And must the model always have his leg up on something. Is he trying to flash? Air his balls?
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05-10-2004, 08:28 PM
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#324
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.
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remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating..... |
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05-10-2004, 08:31 PM
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#325
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating.....
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That one doesn't seem to have any horns, so why don't you try to milk em.
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05-10-2004, 08:47 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating.....
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Not according to Hugh Heifer. The udder is the most cud-dly part, particularly when freed from the brah, man, and swinging low.
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05-10-2004, 09:22 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:
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Speaking of cycling and kilts, I was in a mountain bike race on Saturday, and I was going at my usual glacial pace when a young gentleman wearing a plaid kilt passed me. I rode with him for a bit and told him that I was honored to have been passed by a man in a skirt. He called back, "And on a singlespeed." So I caught up and passed him.
Then my bike broke.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-10-2004, 09:24 PM
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#328
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
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my ebay stalker
But for not much more, you can get THIS. (Belated Mother's Day Gift anyone?) |
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05-10-2004, 09:29 PM
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#329
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I'm a Penskephile
Join Date: May 2004
Location: all over Penske, like a cheap skirt
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my ebay stalker
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There is no such thing as a free lunch, after all.
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There is when you dine with Penske. He is generous to a fault. We once dined al fresco. He had the lobster. Classy.
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Gotta love the Penske!
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05-10-2004, 09:32 PM
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#330
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I'm a Penskephile
Join Date: May 2004
Location: all over Penske, like a cheap skirt
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske Material
Have you even seen a cycle, whiskeyboy???
You wouldn't know a cycle from a taxicab, even if an entire coalition of well-toned conservative triathletes with bags and bags of CDs rode right over you. NTTAWWT.
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You sir are a charlatan. Penske would never use 3 "?"s in a row. He is not that quizzical. NTTAWWT.
He also does not use taxicabs. Too prole for a man of his stature.
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