Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The studio system is not dead then. The future resembles a movie plot?

I've been waiting for your answer as to whether is was baby jesus or God who gave JLH the disproportionately large rack. I'm going to adjust my religious beliefs accordingly once I hear your answer to this question.

the babyjesus was known to associate with hookers, so I am thinking he was responsible. God's too busy with intelligent designery.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is really more of a plus for you. YOu are fascinated by it. And you love the word "hurrishave" which I invented as a not my best material tossoff. But you, you changed it from its meaning as a quick brutal attack (unfortunately coined in retrospect) and turned it into your visual of hsave standing in front of his mirror on a day when he is in a rushing, and slapping the shave cream all over the bod and quickly removing all stubble, rather than take this meticulous time a la Patrick Bateman. I never conceived that interpretation, but for you, its a timeless source of laughter.

I thought you got a hurrishave burn from the errant stubble......or was that shifter?

Originally posted by paigowprincess
"what kind of shit fraternity painst a deli logo on its wall?

"WaWa!!!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Tell me your firm's kitchenette doesn't provide you with wine for ordered-in dinners. I'm already jealous enough of your powdered soup rations.

I have some merlot in my desk drawer. What's your fax number?

[Ty@50]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
the truth hurts, but hey, don't worry Hank, Ty@50 told me that in 11 years when the cloning technology starts to take off in Japan, that you are able to reproduce, although your clone does not do so well in the intelligence department.

Does your cruelty have boundaries?

Yes, the cloning is available, but the screening is rigorous. Hank is hardly the type candidate the institute would think needs to be duplicated. As I told you, you sneak some cells in for his "clone" and the institute goes forward on an anon basis.

And the child does do median on standardized intelligence tests. The only major concern is that his penis is somewhat undersized. Even that may not be an issue, as I understand he has recently began questioning his gender assignment.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Tell me your firm's kitchenette doesn't provide you with wine for ordered-in dinners. I'm already jealous enough of your powdered soup rations.

Oh, thre is always a secret stash in the event refrigerator. Or the delivery people will bring it to you if you ask nicely. That said, this is sheer slaphappiness. Its not a daily event but it happens.

I am off th popcorn bc I find that it secretes out my pores for hours and god knows whats in it. I wont flaunt our multiple hot chocoalte varieties in your face. No pepppermint schnapps though

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh, thre is always a secret stash in the event refrigerator. Or the delivery people will bring it to you if you ask nicely. That said, this is sheer slaphappiness. Its not a daily event but it happens.

I am off th popcorn bc I find that it secretes out my pores for hours and god knows whats in it. I wont flaunt our multiple hot chocoalte varieties in your face. No pepppermint schnapps though

Lately there has been no hot chocolate in the kitchenette. I have not had the opportunity to discuss this with the office services peron on my floor yet. I have been chocolateless.

[Atticus Grinch]

Lance Armstrong? Dick Pound? Greg LeMond? Hein Verbruggen? Can you please come up with some people who don't sound like they're straight off the gay porn pseudonym list?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Lance Armstrong? Dick Pound? Greg LeMond? Hein Verbruggen? Can you please come up with some people who don't sound like they're straight off the gay porn pseudonym list?

And apropos of this, the best part of the story may very well be the headline:

"UCI President Accused in Armstrong Leak"

Armstrong leak, indeed.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
4. The visible collar bones. Somebody give the girl a slice of pizza. Stat.

This one doesn't make any sense to me. Visible collar bones has little to no relation to a person's weight.



Of course, Halle isn't a fattie, but she's hardly skeletal. Besides, I've never even dated a woman whose collar bones were hidden. And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

ETA: However, I am returning to edit in hyphens in the hope that they will please my dear dtb.

Your efforts at pleasing me have been wildly successful.

You are my new favorite (I think GWNC is AWOL -- so don't anyone tell her!)

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM

But what about 9-year-olds? I don't think you're out of the Spanky woods until you answer this crucial question.

[nononono]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This one doesn't make any sense to me. Visible collar bones has little to no relation to a person's weight.



Of course, Halle isn't a fattie, but she's hardly skeletal. Besides, I've never even dated a woman whose collar bones were hidden. And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM

Completely agree. Mine showed even fully plumped up at about-to-give-birth pregnancy time.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM

You may have moved off that board before he clarified, but turned out it was the East German Vogue.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
But what about 9-year-olds? I don't think you're out of the Spanky woods until you answer this crucial question.

She said she was 17!

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ooooh. Commonly-used phrase burn. NotBob, how come you won't help me?

Because you're not a hot chick. Duh.

(The direct question exception to my Not Wonking policy applies to this post.)