New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ladies. I am both a monkey and a pawn, so I am not qualified to make a ruling. I just do what I'm told. I would think that I'm everyone's monkey pawn, although I have my favorites.

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:hug:

I am sensing that more than one of us has been promised the sexy sight of your pasty stick-like legs donned in black polyester socks and rubber flip-flops. Bastard. I thought I was special!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
having it bronzed first

Did you hear the one about the [newfie/polish chap/irish bloke/pick whatever ethnicity you'd like to make fun of here] who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

He's having it bronzed.

str8

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am sensing that more than one of us has been promised the sexy sight of your pasty stick-like legs donned in black polyester socks and rubber flip-flops. Bastard. I thought I was special!

You're still in, though, right?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
BTW bitch please. that is my line.

but without the comma it's pretty useless

[notcasesensitive]

I am not laying claim to originating any FB sayings (or fb sayings for that matter), however under the common use doctrine, I will mention that I am known for repeating the following sayings enough for them to be linked in your respective minds with me (in that annoying, will she ever stop saying that, sort of way):

1. Indeed.
2. Carry on.

I do not believe either of these sayings are particularly witty or clever, but if for some reason they should ever seem witty or clever, I would like for you all to refer to this post.

Carry on.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Did you hear the one about the [newfie/polish chap/irish bloke/pick whatever ethnicity you'd like to make fun of here] who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

He's having it bronzed.

str8

Fucker. I am certain everyone here would mainly agree that I invented the multi-purpose ethnic joke.

Pay up sucka.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am sensing that more than one of us has been promised the sexy sight of your pasty stick-like legs donned in black polyester socks and rubber flip-flops. Bastard. I thought I was special!

Are these special socks with a mitten-like big toe for the flip flop use or will the part of the sock between the big toe and the second toe be all bunched up?

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because someone asked, and now I can't tell the difference b/t PB and FB, here is the Niagara story...

NIAGARA FALLS, Ontario, Oct. 22 — A man who went over Niagara Falls head first said Wednesday that he was driven by depression, not a desire to become a daredevil. Liar.
KIRK JONES, 40, of Canton, Mich., is charged with illegally performing a stunt. He is the first person known to have plunged over the falls without safety devices and lived.

rushing waters

I still think the kid who went over in the life jacket was more exciting -- at least the way we all grew up hearing it.

"On July 9, 1960, Roger Woodward plunged over the Horseshoe Falls after a boating accident in the upper Niagara River and lived.

An adult who also went over the falls was killed; Roger's sister, Deanne, was pulled out of the water at the brink of the falls in what had been called "The Miracle of Niagara" for 43 years."

http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial...22/1011161.asp

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am not laying claim to originating any FB sayings...

I claim only Inquisition and the Stalin Board, as evidenced by my first few posts here, but will graciously donate all royalties received (to date, $0) to the board for expenses...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Are these special socks with a mitten-like big toe for the flip flop use or will the part of the sock between the big toe and the second toe be all bunched up?

You will have to check with him, but I believe he is (as I am) a fan of the sexy-hot "bunched" effect. And it's beachwear, so there'll be crusty sweaty sand in that bunched area. Yum!

Or it would have been yum except for the fact that I find out I am not his only special beachy babe. I shoulda figured it out from the font use in the letter I got:

"You are my special beachy babe, Fringe. I dream of you at night. I think of you emerging from the ocean in the moonlight and scream out "Fringe I heart you!!"

[The Daintiest Petunia]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I invented predicting.

hahaha!!! I predicted you would invent that!!! :rofl: :rofl: What does this all mean anyway????? I feel like I checked in and my fashionista friends had all become characters in Alice in Wonderland!!!!!!! hahahahaha Sometime this place gets just WEIRD!!!! I think you guys work waaaaaaayyy too hard. hahaha Well, been way way busy today. Wasting away in marga-brief-a land!!! Looking for my long lost shaker of cites!!! haha Oh Nooo!!! That was TEEEERRRRIBLE!!!!! Anyhoo, I guess I'll have lots of catsupy ketchup later tonight! If I don't totally zonk out!!! :partytime I know, I know, not an appropriate smiley, but I LOVE that one. Woo hooooo!! O.K., back to the grindstone, all play and no work makes Petunia a fired associate!!! lol

The Daintiest Petunia

[Hank Chinaski]

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
BTW bitch please. that is my line.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
but without the comma it's pretty useless

I was using it as an interjection, as in "I have a bitch please" (think- "check please"), then following it with my claim about inventing the "having it framed" taunt. BTW- I am certainly the first to use "bitch please" as an interjection.

[Say_hello_for_me]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am not laying claim to originating any FB sayings (or fb sayings for that matter), however under the common use doctrine, I will mention that I am known for repeating the following sayings enough for them to be linked in your respective minds with me (in that annoying, will she ever stop saying that, sort of way):

1. Indeed.
2. Carry on.

I do not believe either of these sayings are particularly witty or clever, but if for some reason they should ever seem witty or clever, I would like for you all to refer to this post.

Carry on.

Yo, can I just ask if you picked up that "Indeed" from Omar on "The Wire"?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am not laying claim to originating any FB sayings (or fb sayings for that matter), however under the common use doctrine, I will mention that I am known for repeating the following sayings enough for them to be linked in your respective minds with me (in that annoying, will she ever stop saying that, sort of way):

1. Indeed.
2. Carry on.

I do not believe either of these sayings are particularly witty or clever, but if for some reason they should ever seem witty or clever, I would like for you all to refer to this post.

Carry on.

Indeed.

[Shape Shifter]

I like to think I'm doing my part. From Savage Love:


When the Senate Finance Committee was in the process of voting down an amendment that would have added $11.25 billion for childcare to welfare over the next five years, your nemesis Rick Santorum argued that the government shouldn't coddle welfare mothers. "Making people struggle a little bit is not necessarily the worst thing," he said. I think it's time for another English lesson, lest we all forget the true meaning of the word "santorum."
F.U.R.S.

Speaking of conservative politicians...

While Santorum-the-senator-from-Pennsylvania continues to make an ass of himself in public, santorum-the-noun continues to spread far and wide. Here are two letters from Savage Love readers who are doing their part to spread the word.


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I thought you would be interested to know that the term "santorum," the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube that sometimes results from anal sex, is in general circulation within the first-year class at Harvard Law School. I had been a student here for about two weeks when one of my section classmates hosted a barbecue. The conversation naturally turned to sex. Soon, we were discussing anal sex and the logistics and occasional messiness thereof. At that point, the same synapse apparently fired in multiple minds, because suddenly, in virtual unison, five or six of us yelled "Santorum!" and started laughing. As this was happening, three other people wandered over to join the conversation and independently mentioned santorum, providing further evidence of the term's spread. I thought you would be happy to know about this, as many graduates of this school end up as senators, judges, and other cultural big shots who can help get a new word into the official record.
Academic Santorum Spreader



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I have been an English teacher in China for about a year. We love our weekly doses of good old-fashioned American perversion, courtesy of your column. I thought you would find it amusing to know that the new meaning of santorum is catching on in China. I don't know how much of the actual substance is in China, considering that officially there "are no homosexuals in China." What I do know is that all of my coworkers and students have been taught the word, and have been using it and passing it on. Think of it, santorum on the lips of 1.3 billion people...
Savage Love Adjectives/Neologisms Gaining

Thanks for sharing, ASS and SLANG.

For everyone out there following the santorum saga, I offered a case of lube and a selection of santorum-themed T-shirts from www.extraugly.com to anyone who could get a comment from the senator on the new meaning of his last name. (The senator won't take my calls.) The nice folks from Down There Press want to sweeten the pot: They're offering a copy of Anal Pleasure & Health, the butt-sex bible, and The Big Book Of Masturbation to anyone who can get a quote from U.S. Sen. Santorum on lube-and-fecal-matter santorum. Come on, Tucker Carlson, you know you wanna ask him!

http://www.theonionavclub.com/3941/savage.html

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