A frolic in Cambodia

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Been rimmed. Didn't dig it. Had my ass fingered once. Dug that less. I keep hearing from friends how ass play is fun, but I don't see it.

So your head does not turn 180 degrees. Thanks for confirming.

ETA I have encountered a number of guys who do like this, FWIW. But I may subconsciously pick people who are closer to the middle of the Kinsey scale.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Can I also call them and tell them to quit trying to bill me every three months when I've paid ahead?

You can try, but I'm not as confident you will get a positive response.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, you're the one making sure you have smooth fine hair on your balls.

For running purposes. Because that hair on your nuts really slows you down. Its swimming (or being Slave) where you shave your body, not running.

Once a month. Takes 5 minutes on the 2nd lowest clipper setting. Much less time than you take inspecting your back for errant hairs.

You've clearly never gotten a pube stuck in the lining of those little short running shorts.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not true. At least mine aren't. I'm not taking ALL of the hair off. I leave a little everywhere. Having none is creepy. I take it down to the point right before it gets stubbly, but this is mostly done for running-comfort purposes.

Creepy? Or common. At least in the movies that you claim to watch. There's not a single guy anywhere in the porn genre that shaves/razors/clips. Fringey's right - it's too smooth looking to have been shaved.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
I thought he was under the "no" column for that particular activity. Don't tell me you've forgotten the wealth of detail he shared about corn and its indigestibility.

And so the Thanksgiving circle is complete. I will now sit down to dinner tomorrow, look at the corn on the cob and think "Assfucking."

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Been rimmed. Didn't dig it. Had my ass fingered once. Dug that less. I keep hearing from friends how ass play is fun, but I don't see it.

That was NOT my finger.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You are taxwonk in heels.


Man, that's a scary thought.

You sure taxwonk isn't taxwonk in heels?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So your head does not turn 180 degrees. Thanks for confirming.

ETA I have encountered a number of guys who do like this, FWIW. But I may subconsciously pick people who are closer to the middle of the Kinsey scale.

If I could look my anus in the eye, i wouldn't be on these boards.

I would be on welfare.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Creepy? Or common. At least in the movies that you claim to watch. There's not a single guy anywhere in the porn genre that shaves/razors/clips. Fringey's right - it's too smooth looking to have been shaved.

I have always associated what's common in porn with what's common in the real world. Who hasn't had his dick in a girl's ass while she's getting pounded in the front, blowing another and stroking two other guys off?

An excellent analogy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You've clearly never gotten a pube stuck in the lining of those little short running shorts.

I've clearly never worn those cute little running shorts. Do you have any wallpaper tips?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Creepy? Or common. At least in the movies that you claim to watch. There's not a single guy anywhere in the porn genre that shaves/razors/clips. Fringey's right - it's too smooth looking to have been shaved.

I think regular wet razor, maybe, just maybe not electric razor.

[Apropos of Nothing]

Originally posted by dtb
I thought he was under the "no" column for that particular activity. Don't tell me you've forgotten the wealth of detail he shared about corn and its indigestibility.

Apro...uh, by the by, I thought of this place when I read the following item from Gawker:

• saw julia stiles (is this even a sighting anymore?) at my bar on thursay ... later in the night the other bartender leaned into me and said "she looks like she'd bounce a quarter off your forehead while she fucked you with a strap-on". i don't know what he means but i sure agree with him. forehead-a-go-go

Anyway, perhaps sebby would be willing to be pegged by Julia Stiles. I'd give it a whirl with Julia, assuming that she looked like she looked in "Ten Things I Hate About You."*

*I was going to type "Spider Man" here just to be amusing.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have always associated what's common in porn with what's common in the real world. Who hasn't had his dick in a girl's ass while she's getting pounded in the front, blowing another and stroking two other guys off?

An excellent analogy.

And so the Thanksgiving circle is complete. When I am having group sex with my family tomorrow, I will think "Coltrane".

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have always associated what's common in porn with what's common in the real world. Who hasn't had his dick in a girl's ass while she's getting pounded in the front, blowing another and stroking two other guys off?

An excellent analogy.

You must have been in back -- I didn't see you. But hi!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've clearly never worn those cute little running shorts. Do you have any wallpaper tips?

Hey, I admit they're dorky. I'm sure I get made fun of.