A frolic in Cambodia

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If I could look my anus in the eye, i wouldn't be on these boards.

Board motto.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Apropos of Nothing

Anyway, perhaps sebby would be willing to be pegged by Julia Stiles. I'd give it a whirl with Julia, assuming that she looked like she looked in "Ten Things I Hate About You."*

*I was going to type "Spider Man" here just to be amusing.

"Pegged"? Does that involve that Sidd's finger?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Pegged"? Does that involve that Sidd's finger?

I'll peg you, and then Sidd can finger you, and you can tell us.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you fucking kidding me? My wife's taste is like something out of a fucking Jane Austen book.

Do you dress up like Colin Firth* for her?


*for my fellow Mr. Darcy fans.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Pegged"? Does that involve that Sidd's finger?

I guess you missed the discussion sparked by the Dan Savage column about what to call the act of strap-on sex between a woman pitching and a man catching. "Pegging" was the winner of the contest -- "Bobbing" was, I regret to say, an unsuccessful nominee (a fact which I think started the whole thread here).

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Fugee
Do you dress up like Colin Firth* for her?


*for my fellow Mr. Darcy fans.

Did Darcy shave his balls in the novel?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did Darcy shave his balls in the novel?

He had a prince albert . . .

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If there is [a bronze statue of MTM in Minneapolis,] and if I go to Minneapolis ever, and if I'm going to meet up with MN GAs, I want to meet at that statue.

Not surprisingly, Thurgreed passed on the opportunity to have his photo taken here with me, PLF and Bilmore.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Fugee
Not surprisingly, Thurgreed passed on the opportunity to have his photo taken here with me, PLF and Bilmore.

That looks nothing like mtm.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He had a prince albert . . .

In a can? Ouch.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That looks nothing like mtm.

That's what I was thinking. And she looks like she's in absolute pain. Like someone has just pegged her. Or busted a cap in her ass.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dug that less.

Do you mean, "Dug that, Less!"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That looks nothing like mtm.

Did you check up her skirt?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
"This is going to be like the movie 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles.'

Only the greatest holiday movie ever.

Del: We'd have better luck playing pick-up-sticks with our butt cheeks than finding a room tonight.

Del: I have my Rochester Big and Tall credit card. It's a a chain in the pacific northwest. Great clothes. But unfortunately it does us no good here!

Del: You play with your balls a lot.
Neal: Oh really?
Del: Yeah, you do more ballhandling in one minute than Larry Bird does in an hour.
Neal: You know what I'd really like?
Del: A couple of more hands and an extra set of balls?

Grace from Ferris Bueller acting as rental car agent: -Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Del: -Yes.
Grace: -Well, How may I help you?
Del: -You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. And you can give a fucking automobile. A fucking Buick, a fucking Datson, a fucking Toyota . . four fucking wheels and a seat!
Grace: -I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Del: -And I don't really care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really don't care to walk across a fucking highway and across a fucking runway just to get back here and have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right, fucking, now.
Grace: -May I see your rental agreement?
Del: -I threw it away.
Grace: -Oh boy.
Del: -OH BOY WHAT?
Grace: -YOU'RE FUCKED!

Hick: I'm to take you to Wichita?
Del: Yes, to the train station.
Hick: Train don't run outta Wichita...lessun yer a hog or a steer. [Spits.] People-train run outta Stubbsville.

Thurgreed(God, I love that movie)Marshall

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oooh, that reminds me -- can I or can't I take tweezers on the plane?

Your nose hair grows so fast that you can't go a few hours without tweezing?

TM