Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're right. I don't think any other stars have leveraged their fame by putting out bad music or slapping their face on the cover of a book someone else wrote. No wonder you're the insider and we're all just on the outside looking in.

TM

If this is about Penske's MySpace blog I feel it is, maybe not unfair, but petty.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You've clearly never pet quality meat.

in middle school didn't you date a boneless ribeye for awhile?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
in middle school didn't you date a boneless ribeye for awhile?

I got mad pussy in middle school.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Was it me or did Solomon have one of those hooked dicks? That's some odd shit right there. Or was that just a camera effect?

TMI. It is to avoid knowing which faux-psuedo-celebs have hooked weenies which is why I only watch the all-ladies-loving-ladies porn.

If it wasn't for the Jeff Stryker strap-on I bought Hank's wife for Christmas, I would have no knowledge of any celeb dick.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did I get an abbreviated version or something? She just played pincushion and smirked for the camera.

No there's another two:

One where she munches on rug like a dirty little whore; the other where she sucks dick like a dirty little whore -- no night vision.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
No there's another two:

One where she munches on rug like a dirty little whore; the other where she sucks dick like a dirty little whore -- no night vision.

Oh, I'll have to research her library again. Who's she chow?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I got mad pussy in middle school.

Your older sister doesn't count. That would be vaguely incest, if you see my point.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
faux-psuedo-celebs

If it wasn't for the Jeff Stryker strap-on I bought Hank's wife for Christmas, I would have no knowledge of any celeb dick.

Does that mean Solomon's an actual bona fide celebrity?

I don't watch the dick either, but when its hooked... dude, its like a bad car accident. I'm amazed at how the body can do something like that. Defies my understanding of anatomy (which is nearly no understanding at all).

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If this is about Penske's MySpace blog I feel it is, maybe not unfair, but petty.

If this is an attempt to be top8 (see latest bulletin) you are inverting the method.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does that mean Solomon's an actual bona fide celebrity?

Yes. Faux-psuedo.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


I don't watch the dick either, but when its hooked... dude, its like a bad car accident. I'm amazed at how the body can do something like that.

Yes, I had this fixation too. Luckily my MCATs were low enough to prevent my dream of urology school from becoming true.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Paris = ribeye. Well formed, pleasing to the eye, succulent.

Are you the one who thought Kelly Clarkson was fat?

Paris is no ribeye. She's skinny like a chicken wing. If I was into girls, I wouldn't look twice at her.

If you want well-formed, pleasing to the eye, and succulent, take another look at Scarlett Johanssen. That's ribeye.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Fugee
Are you the one who thought Kelly Clarkson was fat?

Paris is no ribeye. She's skinny like a chicken wing. If I was into girls, I wouldn't look twice at her.

If you want well-formed, pleasing to the eye, and succulent, take another look at Scarlett Johanssen. That's ribeye.

It's mean to underline something that isn't a link.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Your older sister doesn't count. That would be vaguely incest, if you see my point.

he couldn't have meant that. If I remember right she wasn't free very often. The basketball coach had her on retainer for us from October through March, and I know she worked graduation parties June- August.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It's mean to underline something that isn't a link.

Speaking of ribeye. What goes with hearty fare like wine. red wine. speaking of red wine, I hear the 2005 Abbott's Table is out.

FYI. FWIW.


eta: that's what I am drinking tonite. look for my infused posts around midnight.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
he couldn't have meant that. If I remember right she wasn't free very often. The basketball coach had her on retainer for us from October through March, and I know she worked graduation parties June- August.

Maybe T's sister doing pro bono work?