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05-27-2005, 08:37 PM
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#3376
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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A Gift
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Well you better get back to it. Wonk has offered to grab my boob if I move to Chicago.
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Honey, you should know by now, Wonk would do that for any FB Betty who strays within a 100 mile radius of Chicago. |
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05-27-2005, 08:46 PM
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#3377
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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A Gift
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Honey, you should know by now, Wonk would do that for any FB Betty who strays within a 100 mile radius of Chicago.
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Not just the FBetties. Ask TM.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-28-2005, 01:59 AM
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#3378
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Viagra
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I just saw a headline that said that blindness is a possible side effect of taking Viagra.
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This certainly explains how Taxwonk cemented his future today. |
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05-28-2005, 07:08 AM
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#3379
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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FHM pics of Danica Patrick
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05-28-2005, 04:00 PM
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#3380
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Aufwiedersehen to Crossmaglen
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Originally posted by ironweed
Paddy O'Furniture? Keep talking smack, fatboy. I'll be looking for you on your next vacation to the emerald isles.
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Why, are they finally getting around to deporting you?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-28-2005, 04:12 PM
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#3381
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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A Gift
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Honey, you should know by now, Wonk would do that for any FB Betty who strays within a 100 mile radius of Chicago.
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That's only partially true. Some of the Betties I'd travel for.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-28-2005, 04:14 PM
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#3382
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Viagra
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
This certainly explains how Taxwonk cemented his future today.
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Well, in my case, I'd be more concerned about sudden cardiac death more than blindness. Of course, I don't need Viagra. I just close my eyes and picture the red bathing suit chick and, sproing!!!!!
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-29-2005, 07:10 AM
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#3383
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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FHM pics of Danica Patrick
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Buttaface.
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I take that back - the pics are bad. I saw her on Sportscenter and I would definitely fuck her. |
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05-30-2005, 11:12 AM
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#3384
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Bad exBoyfriend
Some ahole exBF posted a fake profile of his exGF on yahoo, with naked and halfnekid pictures of her. He chatted it up with male admirers, who started showing up at the exGF's workplace expecting a liason. She told yahoo about this state of affairs, and they mostly ignored her, but allegedly an executive promised to take action and did nothing.
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Last edited by Skeks in the city; 05-30-2005 at 06:42 PM..
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05-30-2005, 01:10 PM
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#3385
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Oh Dear
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And Omar Sharif? WTF? Is he even still alive? Loved him in Lawrence of Arabia, and see no real reason to fry him and serve him in a bucket. But maybe I'm missing something (aka "whiffing.")
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Lots of people blame him as being the first for teaching white women that having sex with colored guys might be okay.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 05-30-2005 at 03:38 PM..
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05-30-2005, 04:07 PM
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#3386
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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anyone else
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Originally posted by ironweed
Cousin finally come through with that cement masons' union gig you've always wanted? If I were to leave the law it would be for the ironworkers, but to each his own.
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Oh. I thought it might be a meeting with Michael Jackson's people about having his son go stay at the ranch for awhile.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-30-2005, 04:18 PM
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#3387
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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A Gift
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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm still around, but way behind on all these posts about TM's preferred panty vendors and why Lindsay Lohan will never be as hot as Anne. How is your dry, sandy snatch?
Then I spent the afternoon drinking at the Cubs* game with clients, so now I am all fucked up and just mooching off some asshole's wireless network on some other asshole's roof while we all "check e-mail."* I am so behind that I haven't even seen sebby's post about buttfucking his wife except in signature lines. And I haven't even exchanged dirty PMs with Anne lately, either. I'm glad that I can still rely on a nonsensical post from you to make no fucking sense. Do you have some excuse about a baseball game to provide?
Are any of you cornholers going to Bonnaroo?
* Word is, Prior's arm might be broken!
* For me, this means, open up my laptop and fuck around on overheardinnewyork.com and this site because I already know what my e-mails are because I check them on my blackberry while pissing in the trough, so as not to alert my clients that I always know when they are trying to reach me. For them, I think that it means trying to figure out what strip club they are going to go to tonight and when their girlfriends should meet them so as best to avoid their wives finding anything out. I think one of them is gay and always trying to get the other ones drunk enough to fuck them, so maybe they are e-mailing each other about that, too. We look like nincompoops, but I just follow the crowd when the crowd butters my bread as much as these assholes (Hi, Carlos!) do!
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the pantie thing seemed a good idea, but the "e card" was limited to 20 words. It's not a real gift solution for mmmmm
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 05-31-2005 at 09:15 AM..
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05-30-2005, 04:21 PM
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#3388
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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A Gift
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Not just the FBetties. Ask TM.
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Imagine that Taxwonk and Coltrane lived in Tokyo instead of Chicago, and they hired up a temp tattoo guy for an entire morning. Luck T. brought his camera.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 05-31-2005 at 09:15 AM..
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05-31-2005, 10:51 AM
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#3389
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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A Gift
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Imagine that Taxwonk and Coltrane lived in Tokyo instead of Chicago, and they hired up a temp tattoo guy for an entire morning. Luck T. brought his camera.
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My banana hammocks aren't thongs. I don't want to offend anyone.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-31-2005, 10:59 AM
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#3390
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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FHM pics of Danica Patrick
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Buttaface.
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She doesn't have the MOST stunning face I've ever seen but she is not a facially unattractive person. What are you talking about? |
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