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08-03-2005, 03:39 PM
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#3391
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wasn't saying I wouldn't eat horseshit. You put 5 million dollars in a briefcase in front of me and I'll do just about anything. Horseshit is the least of the depths I'd plunge not to have to be bored for money for the rest of my life.
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This would make great television entertainment.
Kind of like "I'd eat that for a dollar", except more lucrative! |
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08-03-2005, 03:40 PM
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#3392
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone can eat cat shit. I'm talking about big stinking pieces of horseshit.
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horses tend to be fed raw grains and hay. Cats get fed horribly processed nasty shit. That is, you would probably much rather eat what a horse eats than what a cat eats. Given that, if you ever do face the choice, opt to eat the horse shit.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-03-2005, 03:42 PM
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#3393
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Hot Summer
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
horses tend to be fed raw grains and hay. Cats get fed horribly processed nasty shit. That is, you would probably much rather eat what a horse eats than what a cat eats. Given that, if you ever do face the choice, opt to eat the horse shit.
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Hmm. For once, a Hank post appears to be quite helpful!! |
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08-03-2005, 03:42 PM
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#3394
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Douche or Turd Sandwich?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The real question here is why can't her talk about her tits with his friends. It might be because he doesn't have friends he can talk with, or it might be that he is so anally controlled that he avoids any conversation that could harm his career if it ever came to light. People are just trying to see which answer it is.
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So he's either a social cripple or a robot? Distinction without a difference.
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08-03-2005, 03:43 PM
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#3395
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Funerals for 33 year olds suck.
Hug your loved ones at some point this week.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-03-2005, 03:46 PM
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#3396
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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This is cool
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08-03-2005, 03:47 PM
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#3397
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Funerals for 33 year olds suck.
Hug your loved ones at some point this week.
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Funerals, in general, suck.
Wish I could get to them all.
(And I am sorry.)
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08-03-2005, 03:54 PM
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#3398
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. For once, a Hank post appears to be quite helpful!!
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Here's a hint-
the ones that seem posted solely to annoy, or perhaps that do not make sense- try reading them backwards.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-03-2005, 03:55 PM
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#3399
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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This is cool
Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-03-2005, 04:01 PM
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#3400
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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This is cool
Free Runners. There was a show about them on Discovery. The DVD is here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380472/
This is the orginal Free Runners site:
http://www.parkour.com/
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Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 08-03-2005 at 04:04 PM..
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08-03-2005, 04:01 PM
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#3401
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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This is cool
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Reason Blocked: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.
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So I guess this means you don't necessarily have to place people on ignore? Cool.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-03-2005, 04:04 PM
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#3402
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think about this when the old lady's got me cleaning the cat litter. "Would I eat the whole litter box? Could I do that?" The answer is, if it would keep me in exactly my current lifestyle without ever having to work again, yes. I would get out the Grey Poupon, bbq sauce, Hersey's Syrup, whatever... and be shovelling those turds and piss biscuits in my face like a fucking hot dog eating championship.
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That was hilarious. I actually chuckled outloud.
Anyway, there might be an easier way than shovellng piss biscuits. If you can find this chick you could score a hundred Gs. Not enough to retire on, but you could probably take a year off.
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08-03-2005, 04:05 PM
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#3403
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Funerals for 33 year olds suck.
Hug your loved ones at some point this week.
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My condolences.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-03-2005, 04:07 PM
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#3404
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would chop off...three fingers. Not the entire hand, though.
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Where I come from a hand and four fingers only nets you about 2.5M after your attorney gets his cut.
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08-03-2005, 04:14 PM
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#3405
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Hot Summer
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Where I come from a hand and four fingers only nets you about 2.5M after your attorney gets his cut.
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What if he puts it in the chili?
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