Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Apparently yes.

It can also be fuller and short in front while remaining completely bare below.

According to the articles that I read.

If its fuller, doesn't that necessarily mean its longer? How else does one achieve fullness?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
In three seperate magazines this weekend, I read articles that allege that the trend for Spring is a fuller bush. These articles all claim that smooth and bare is out, and hairy and neatly trimmed is in.

Discuss.

I recently read there's a trend among Korean women to actually get hair implants, so they look furrier, while a woman wrote in to Dan Savage's column last week bemoaning that she and her friends seem to be the only women not doing massive weed-wacking.

That said, my local salon will still wax you into pretty shapes like flowers and (for St. Pat's) four-leaf clovers, and one Hollywood stylist reported that she does strawberry 'dos, dyed hot-pink with green stem and leaves and tiny black dots for seeds, for celebrities.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


Greater surface area coverage but trimmed very short?

Are you still drunk from the weekend? Who would want shorter hair, but greater width? "Please, give me a Marine Cut, but make sure the stubble wanders out as far as possible. I want to make people shudder at the beach."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It was in GQ about two months ago.

I bought it once. No subscription. I'm so embarassed.

Hey, at least its better than Esquire. I read Esq on the train last week. They ought to just close the doors. Its over. Playboy's humor seems more current.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If its fuller, doesn't that necessarily mean its longer? How else does one achieve fullness?

I think it means that in lieu of a landing strip, one should have a full triangle.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you still drunk from the weekend? Who would want shorter hair, but greater width? "Please, give me a Marine Cut, but make sure the stubble wanders out as far as possible. I want to make people shudder at the beach."

Um, I don't know. I was asking a question, not making a declarative statement.

And apparently my question was proper, since BnB basically answered "yes".

And I think it means that there is more than just a landing strip down there. More of a triangle but trimmed short. It doesn't mean that curlies are overflowing around the sides of the bikini bottom.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think it means that in lieu of a landing strip, one should have a full triangle.

Is it really a triangle? It sort of a half triangle/half rectangle.

The thin landing strip looks stupid and half assed. Either shit or get off the pot.

The worst cut is the Hitler - the tiny wisp left just at the top. If you have that, there's a good chance you're in a girls gone wild video somewhere.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Um, I don't know. I was asking a question, not making a declarative statement.

And apparently my question was proper, since BnB basically answered "yes".

And I think it means that there is more than just a landing strip down there. More of a triangle but trimmed short. It doesn't mean that curlies are overflowing around the sides of the bikini bottom.

I think its time for the Amorica look to come back.

Ever see that up close? Yikes. Its like, "Hey, where's your copy of Frampton Comes Alive, baby..."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have that, there's a good chance you're in a girls gone wild video somewhere.

Cite please.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Since both you and AdL asked, I think it was an old Allure, this month's Marie Claire, and I think Sunday's Sun Sentinel.

But I can't be sure.

This was possibly discussed in your Sunday paper? Jesus. We have people picketing the Picayune-Post over swimsuit advertisements from Kresge's each spring.

But I'll pass along the information to Wanda (of the "Help Me, Wanda Beauty Emporium") -- she's just started doing waxing, so she'll be happy to know that she's got a couple of years before the Return of the Bush makes it here to Podunkville.

"TOM AND Penélope split? Why, you could have knocked me over with Pat Kingsley, if that formidable lady was still in charge of Tom's p.r. How nice for Pat she's not handling this and the media frenzy to come"

And here is Britney during the Courtney years to come Actually this is her now. Scary.

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.reuters.com/locales/newsA...toryID=4683759

Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.

According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.

"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."

My neighbor has a dog he leaves out at night, so I'm safe, but looking at this as a hypothetical, I think I would have offered some fingers to tide them over instead.

[Not Bob]

Sebby's post about the shining happy people reminded me of the movie Mrs. Not Bob and I saw this weekend -- The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Go see it. It is amazing. The guy from Slate called it the best movie in the last 10 years -- I don't know if I would go that far, but it is superb. Jim Carrey is *not* his usual manic self, and Kate Winslet *is* her usual fine acting (and looking) self.

It is funny. It is sad. It is (shockingly) romantic and sweet. Charlie Kaufman should get the Oscar next year for writing this one.

Again, go see it.

[dtb]

And it's Salma Hayek. Not because she's especially hot (although, I think she is beautiful), but because she's gone out with TWO (at least) of my imaginary boyfriends, Josh Lucas AND Ed Norton.

That Slut!!!! [with a capital "S"] Someone needs to take her out. Anyone know where I can get Tony Soprano's phone number?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb

[Salma Hayek]

That Slut!!!! [with a capital "S"] Someone needs to take her out. Anyone know where I can get Tony Soprano's phone number?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

spooky the fish