Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Interesting. I'm wondering if other guys do this. I'll admit I've done it before.

Save up for date night? Or jerk off to AI? Ah the mysteries of the opposite sex.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because not jerking off yesterday is going to make him more able to delay orgasm today? That does not make sense to me. It might be Get It Up Like Less.

Given that :

1) date was in quotes and
2) Less looks like Less

I think that he is saving it up to come all over the woman's tits/face/ass/stomach or something. More bang for his buck. All those pornos make that kind of thing seem worth paying for.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Interesting. I'm wondering if other guys do this. I'll admit I've done it before.

Yes. Guys with refractory periods of longer than a day.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because not jerking off yesterday is going to make him more able to delay orgasm today? That does not make sense to me. It might be Get It Up Like Less.

not delay. increase the splooge.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm sure raouoauoauoal will tell you that you shoulda (coulda woulda shoulda) sent your wife in for the beer.

She might have picked up some extra cash for you! To defray the cost of the overpriced beer.

If you're lucky enough to find a 12 pack joint in this annoying state, take the beer and leave.

A tip ain't going to help a girl dancing in a take out beer joint in NE Philly. She needs a whole lot more than a bagful of Lincolns will get her.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Ah, the important stuff. Simon gave her dress a zero. I disagree. Call me a perv., but she looked the best she's looked last night. Yeah, she's 16 and chubby, but I would have rubbed one off if I wasn't storing up for a "date" tonight.

Lester, you actually have a date? how come you didn't mention this when I asked if you have any news? This is major. You might get laid without (1) paying for it or (2) flying to an Eastern European country!


SunnyB

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Lester, you actually have a date? how come you didn't mention this when I asked if you have any news? This is major. You might get laid without (1) paying for it or (2) flying to an Eastern European country!


SunnyB

Translation: I know Lester IRL.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
not delay. increase the splooge.

Maybe the amount, but not the distance.

Depends on what you're going for.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
not delay. increase the splooge.

Ah, my mistake. I assumed "date" meant "fuck", not "money shot recipient."

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yes. Guys with refractory periods of longer than a day.

Not to shift the conversation from salacious splooge to the science of sperm, but what is this refractory period you speak of?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because not jerking off yesterday is going to make him more able to delay orgasm today? That does not make sense to me. It might be Get It Up Like Less.

Uh, you missed his use of "date" as opposed to date (sans quotes). Less is not going on a date at all. He's going to visit a fuck buddy or make a "bootie call" (I hate that term as much as you do, but it fits perefectly here).

ETA - Oh, and I assume it ain't a Tier One fuck buddy he's visiting if he's interested in firing off buckets quick and splitting.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe the amount, but not the distance.

Depends on what you're going for.

Who's dick have you been stroking?

Distance and volume go together.

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Not to shift the conversation from salacious splooge to the science of sperm, but what is this refractory period you speak of?

Length of time between at bats. There is down time. Down time increase as you get older.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
not delay. increase the splooge.

Does this sort of thing impress women? I wouldn't have thought it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Length of time between at bats. There is down time. Down time increase as you get older.

I have it on good authority* that he replaced his with a vibrating Shape Shafter (tm).

*translation: I have not met MR IRL.