A frolic in Cambodia

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
One of my college roommates got really drunk and shat in my closet one night -- I think he thought he was in the bathroom -- but he did not work for me or sleep with me, and he was pretty embarrassed about it later.

That's how the whole dryer thing happened. No one's really sure how he mistook "dryer" for "toilet" but that whole load of laundry had to be redone.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No; I'm quite aware that I should just give up and be a lesbian.

I'll put you on the distribution list for the tapes.

(RP, I checked and apparently this particular video doesn't come in anything but VHS. I think they're trying to prevent you from becoming a lesbian.)

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Specifically, I was thinking of a dryer and someone's bookshelf.

I've seen a hotel ice machine serve as a urinal. Something to think about on that next out-of-town trip.

[The Dryer Thread]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's how the whole dryer thing happened. No one's really sure how he mistook "dryer" for "toilet" but that whole load of laundry had to be redone.

Please say it was set to cold/cold? Nothing says upset dryer stomach like hot shit.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by The Dryer Thread
Please say it was set to cold/cold? Nothing says upset dryer stomach like hot shit.

Those of us with young'uns understand that dryers deal with shit everyday. No biggie. Go back to your drawer.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That sounds like a lot of work and energy. As soon as I boarded the plane for my around the world erotic adventures, I'd forget all about the backstabbing insecure simpering wimps I'd left behind.

That's why I said I'd outsource it. I can be in Vegas or Prague or Paris or Milan while dirty work is being done elsewhere. Kobayashi would hire the crew and oversee them.

Here's an interesting question: you win the $150 million dollar lottery, do you make like Robert Redford and offer $1 million to anyone? (they can either be known to you or a celebrity)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's how the whole dryer thing happened. No one's really sure how he mistook "dryer" for "toilet" but that whole load of laundry had to be redone.

I'm not sure how this sort of thing happens, but I must admit to being guilty of this sort of activity. The most notable time was when I was a fraternity pledge and I was seen in the middle of the night pissing on the bulletin board (there was alcohol involved). I had no recollection of doing this, but it was brought to my attention the next day. And every other day for many years afterward.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I know of two stories - Canadian college lore. Also, I think a football player just did it recently (or maybe he did it in a closet). In any event, he is on my husband's fantasy team (or was, I think - or there is some connection because he told me about it while discussing his team).

Najea Davenport, and it was in a closet.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
That's why I said I'd outsource it. I can be in Vegas or Prague or Paris or Milan while dirty work is being done elsewhere. Kobayashi would hire the crew and oversee them.

Here's an interesting question: you win the $150 million dollar lottery, do you make like Robert Redford and offer $1 million to anyone? (they can either be known to you or a celebrity)

Standing offer to all partners' second (or greater) wives.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Here's an interesting question: you win the $150 million dollar lottery, do you make like Robert Redford and offer $1 million to anyone? (they can either be known to you or a celebrity)

For sex? Hell no. What a waste that would be.

Although I would like to note that I know exactly what kind of chick(s, plural) this guy would spend his money on:



TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's how the whole dryer thing happened. No one's really sure how he mistook "dryer" for "toilet" but that whole load of laundry had to be redone.

Same thing happened in my fraternity. Guy gets drunk, shits in a pizza box and mistakenly puts it in the heating duct right before Christmas vacation.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by The Dryer Thread
Please say it was set to cold/cold? Nothing says upset dryer stomach like hot shit.

I believe, Mr. Thread, that in RT's scenario it was pee, not shit, that ended up in the dryer.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Same thing happened in my fraternity. Guy gets drunk, shits in a pizza box and mistakenly puts it in the heating duct right before Christmas vacation.

Guy downstairs from me in college had sex with a pizza, still in the box. In a crowded room. He was drunk, and it was warm and wet.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Guy downstairs from me in college had sex with a pizza, still in the box. In a crowded room. He was drunk, and it was warm and wet.

Maybe he was confused. Was it anchovie pizza?

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not sure how this sort of thing happens, but I must admit to being guilty of this sort of activity. The most notable time was when I was a fraternity pledge and I was seen in the middle of the night pissing on the bulletin board (there was alcohol involved). I had no recollection of doing this, but it was brought to my attention the next day. And every other day for many years afterward.

I think I posted this before, but that hasn't stopped me before, so...

I went on vacation with a friend and he peed on the wall of our hotel room in the middle of the night. I had the unpleasant task of waking him up mid-pee to explain (not very nicely, I'm afraid) that he was not in the bathroom. He had the unpleasant task of cleaning it up.

I'd guess this happens more with men than with women because of the ease with which men get to pee and the lack of concern about things like whether the seat is up and is there any toilet paper.