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11-29-2004, 05:44 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by andViolins
You forgot the towel.
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I never forget a towel, though mine looks more like an ugly orange Mexican serape than a towel.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-29-2004, 05:44 PM
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#3482
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by evenodds
I reread Hitchhiker's Guide a couple of months ago. I was trying to read it aloud to the OM, since he had never read it, but I couldn't stop laughing. For some reason, he found that irritating.
Howdy, y'all. What did I miss?
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Hi!
You missed the ritual virgin sacrifice; TMBDIII, IV, and V; a few IRL breakups; a few virtual spats; and some discussion about furniture. |
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11-29-2004, 05:46 PM
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#3483
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
Posts: 192
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by evenodds
Howdy, y'all. What did I miss?
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You can now get ponchos at Sears.
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"I'm beginning to think I'm not nearly as fucked up as some people have led me to believe. "
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11-29-2004, 05:54 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hi!
You missed the ritual virgin sacrifice; TMBDIII, IV, and V; a few IRL breakups; a few virtual spats; and some discussion about furniture.
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There was a brussels sprouts thread in there somewhere. Maybe that was not this board. |
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11-29-2004, 05:56 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You missed the ritual virgin sacrifice;
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Liar.
There are no virgins on the FB.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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11-29-2004, 05:57 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by evenodds
Liar.
There are no virgins on the FB.
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I beg to differ - I think there are some male virgins. |
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11-29-2004, 05:57 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There was a brussels sprouts thread in there somewhere. Maybe that was not this board.
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I think that brussels sprouts was the only virgin thing 'round these parts available for the sacrifice, so if it wasn't on this board, it should've been.
We sacrificed it, Hank sauteed and ate it, and we all moved on.
ETA, Shit. Too slow.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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11-29-2004, 05:58 PM
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#3488
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I beg to differ - I think there are some male virgins.
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Yeah, I vaguely remember that some people had copped to having never seen porn. That's virgin as far as I'm concerned.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-29-2004, 06:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by evenodds
Howdy, y'all. What did I miss?
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Nothing. Just your typical triple penetration and ball-shaving threads.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-29-2004, 06:01 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Cuz ya'll all know that I'm just a big geek
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There was a brussels sprouts thread in there somewhere. Maybe that was not this board.
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The virgin sacrifice discussion reminds me that the other day, my six-year-old son asked me what a virgin is. (Now, for you pervs out there -- this means YOU TM -- who think this is creepy or somehow inappropriate, allow me to digress a moment and explain how this came up: He and I were walking through Grand Central Station on Friday and he was looking at the constellations of the zodiac that are painted on the ceiling. He asked what the other zodiac symbols are, and who in our family is what sign, etc. One of his grandfathers is a Virgo, and he asked what Virgo's symbol is. OK, pervs? Is that innocent enough for you?!?!?). I told him it was a symbol of purity. I didn't feel like having a sex discussion with my six-year old, but then again, maybe I just should have said something a little more technical. |
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11-29-2004, 06:04 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Confession
A helpless, defenseless bunny rabbit lost its life this weekend at my hands. I swear I tried not to hit it, and I thought it made it across the road before I drove by, but a later autopsy showed that cause of death was smushing by Ford Explorer. Witnesses placed my Ford Explorer in the vicinity at the time of death. The examiner (my brother) delighted in tormenting me about the bunny rabbit death for the extended weekend.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-29-2004, 06:09 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Confession
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A helpless, defenseless bunny rabbit lost its life this weekend at my hands. I swear I tried not to hit it, and I thought it made it across the road before I drove by, but a later autopsy showed that cause of death was smushing by Ford Explorer. Witnesses placed my Ford Explorer in the vicinity at the time of death. The examiner (my brother) delighted in tormenting me about the bunny rabbit death for the extended weekend.
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Shit. Was that at 6:15 pm EST on Saturday? Because I was using my magic wand then. I thought it just applied to kittens, but maybe it applies to cute little bunnies too. |
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11-29-2004, 06:09 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Confession
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A helpless, defenseless bunny rabbit lost its life this weekend at my hands. I swear I tried not to hit it, and I thought it made it across the road before I drove by, but a later autopsy showed that cause of death was smushing by Ford Explorer. Witnesses placed my Ford Explorer in the vicinity at the time of death. The examiner (my brother) delighted in tormenting me about the bunny rabbit death for the extended weekend.
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Fucking SUVs. Death traps. |
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11-29-2004, 06:09 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Confession
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Replaced_Texan
A helpless, defenseless bunny rabbit lost its life this weekend at my hands.
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Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
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11-29-2004, 06:13 PM
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#3495
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Confession
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
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Upon the advice of counsel, I refrained from humming "kill the wabbit" at my tormentors this weekend, though I was sorely tempted to do so.
gwink, it was around 7:07 (CST) or so on Wednesday evening.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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