imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
and I had sex with this

Q: What's the difference between Paigow and a washing machine?

A: A washing machine won't obsess over you for 5 years after you drop a load in it.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
How come he was a 21-y-o pledge?
______________________________

My fraternity had a 21-y-o pledge. He had been in the military prior to college. Based on that experience, I'd say pledgeship and 21-y-o former military guys don't really go together. He dropped out of college and became a professional kickboxer.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My fraternity had a 21-y-o pledge. He had been in the military prior to college. Based on that experience, I'd say pledgeship and 21-y-o former military guys don't really go together. He dropped out of college and became a professional kickboxer.

Kickboxer, schmickboxer. If he couldn't knock over whiskey bottles with his cock, he's not impressing this crowd.

[NotFromHere]

Dear Sebby,
You may want to rethink that heroin habit (but if not, there's a guy on 1st and Pike who's usually there after 7:00).

TORONTO - A Canadian couple has launched a business offering worried parents or concerned employers private drug-detection services that will search homes and offices for everything from marijuana to heroin.

Russ Rathy of Pense, Saskatchewan, started the home-based business, Crusader Resources, along with his wife, after buying a young German shepherd trained to sniff out drugs.

The dog, named Alis Vicona, cost $16,000 and can detect drugs or the residue of drugs in buildings or on clothing, even after 30 days.

So far, the couple has had clients that range from concerned parents to curious employers. (Can they do that?)

"If you suspect your kids of drug use, this is one way to make sure there's no drugs in the house," Russ Rathy, 39, told Reuters from his home near the western province's capital of Regina.

Once the dog detects drugs, Rathy said it is up to the client to decide what the consequences should be.

"Whether they contact police or flush it down the toilet, it's left up to them," he said. "We'll obviously make recommendations to call authorities."

Rathy, who says they started the business more out of parental concerns than a bid to make money, charges only C$20 ($16) for the search of a private home or vehicle.

This sounds wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Q: What's the difference between Paigow and a washing machine?

A: A washing machine won't obsess over you for 5 years after you drop a load in it.

No condom? Yikes.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Q: What's the difference between Paigow and a washing machine?

A: A washing machine won't obsess over you for 5 years after you drop a load in it.

Seriously....one has to wonder if she's been laid since?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Seriously....one has to wonder if she's been laid since?

Who is the skeleton in your avatar? Is it Halloween already?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who is the skeleton in your avatar? Is it Halloween already?

Now that's a horseface.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who is the skeleton in your avatar? Is it Halloween already?

Now now, fatty, don't make fun of my girl Hillary.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Now that's a horseface.

Looks like she could use a horseburger or two.

[rumpelmints]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No condom? Yikes.

The john's pay more for the privilege of a cream pie.

[SlaveNoMore]

rumpelmints
The john's pay more for the privilege of a cream pie.

Nice sock, Penske

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was a 21-y-o freshman. Some people do other stuff after highschool than go straight to college.

(patting myself on the back for use of "college" and "freshman" - pretty soon no one will know I am not one of you)

Grade 13 over, and over, and over again.

[a concerned poster]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Nice sock, Penske

WOw, I am, not Pernske, but this seems to be an abyse of admin ppowers,. Is the policy taht all socks get outed now or is that selectuive harassment? Isnt harrassment banned under the TOS?

Rimjob? any comment?

[The Dryer Thread]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Q: What's the difference between Paigow and a washing machine?

A: A washing machine won't obsess over you for 5 years after you drop a load in it.

One of my favorites! Did you hear the one about the lint, the sock and a nickle?