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08-01-2006, 03:03 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Bankers ogle because they can. They ogled this morning, three of them, in Sbux, grinning, nicely dressed, french cuffs, gold cuff links, expensive suits and shoes. And one just hit on me now when I was in Sbux again. I was trying to ask the woman for the longer straws and was drowned out by the machine and he was joking with me about the Rod Stewart track and then asked for two long straws, and he had a short drink, so that was nice of him. It is what it is.
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So in your world "making pleasant conversation" = "hitting on". What = "ogling"? Looking generally in your direction? You are really that starved for attention? |
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08-01-2006, 03:04 PM
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#3497
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You work with attorneys? That is so fucking cool! What are they like? Not mean, I hope.
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what kind of question is that? they all suck. Obviously, they are lawyers, present company excluded of course, except for me. I suck, as everyone who has ever worked for me will gladly testify (and do, apparently, on a regular basis).
Slave, can you weigh in here?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-01-2006, 03:05 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
what kind of question is that? they all suck.
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Except when they're being sucked?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-01-2006, 03:05 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
nursed two kids and never supplemented.....
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I nursed along with three kids and never drank any of the supplements. What do I win?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-01-2006, 03:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
How's that workin' for you?
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Swimmingly. Since I'm a high-powered attorney, I can basically get away w/anything I want. Now go do my laundry, bitch.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-01-2006, 03:06 PM
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am the consummate multi tasker. I am just trying to make you feel better about your juggling. Again, I am trying to be nice here and you are acting like a 12 year old but that was so years ago as well.
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Who said I was juggling... that was your gripe, not mine.
Being nice will get you nowhere with me... unless you're PF.  |
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08-01-2006, 03:06 PM
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#3502
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Swimmingly. Since I'm a high-powered attorney, I can basically get away w/anything I want. Now go do my laundry, bitch.
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What, are you channeling Usman or whatever his name is?
I am not full service. so there. |
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08-01-2006, 03:06 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Bankers ogle because they can. They ogled this morning, three of them, in Sbux, grinning, nicely dressed, french cuffs, gold cuff links, expensive suits and shoes. And one just hit on me now when I was in Sbux again. I was trying to ask the woman for the longer straws and was drowned out by the machine and he was joking with me about the Rod Stewart track and then asked for two long straws, and he had a short drink, so that was nice of him. It is what it is.
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Day 14 of my starbucks boycott and all is well. Fuck Howard Schultz. I wish his teeth all fall out and hair grows in their place!!!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-01-2006, 03:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So in your world "making pleasant conversation" = "hitting on". What = "ogling"? Looking generally in your direction? You are really that starved for attention?
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Ogling is staring at you with a big assed smile on his face and simultaneously doing the once over.
and hitting on usually means a combo of all three, which is lost in translation electronically. pleasant convo is usually polite and reserved. hitting on includes the once over, the huge smile and staring. |
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08-01-2006, 03:09 PM
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#3505
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So in your world "making pleasant conversation" = "hitting on". What = "ogling"? Looking generally in your direction? You are really that starved for attention?
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If you go sharing a drink with a stranger in today's NYC, there is no reason not exchange all your other body fluids- HIV travels throughtout the body.
I would see the drink sharing as a green light for sure. Does anyone know if there is a secluded alley behind that S-bux?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-01-2006, 03:09 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm pretty sure we already established she's weak on that score. That's why she only pulled in $200 at Xmas.
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For Holiday gifts I give continued employment, and a sagacious admonishment, "STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP".
Except for the year I gave wine. Biggest waste of a couple hundred bucks ever. I blame you Slave!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-01-2006, 03:10 PM
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#3507
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Good thing you're married. You'd never land an investment banker if you don't do that. Especially not a french-cuff, gold cufflink, Gucci loafer-wearing banker.
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I'm wearing french cuffs today. Perhaps I should ask for a raise to bankerstyle bank, yes?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-01-2006, 03:13 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ogling is staring at you with a big assed smile on his face and simultaneously doing the once over.
and hitting on usually means a combo of all three, which is lost in translation electronically. pleasant convo is usually polite and reserved. hitting on includes the once over, the huge smile and staring.
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Not to mention the obvious symbolism involved in "two long straws and a short drink." |
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08-01-2006, 03:14 PM
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#3509
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
a sagacious admonishment, "STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE ............
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I bet word of mouth about what several of them have seem when they walked in w/o knocking does more than your verbal warning
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-01-2006, 03:14 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Like the way you can see the ape in Hank when he squints.
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So in your world "making pleasant conversation" = "hitting on". What = "ogling"? Looking generally in your direction? You are really that starved for attention?
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FWIW, I don't look anyone I don't know personally twice unless they are (i) horrifically mishapenly fugly, in a circus freak sort of way, or (ii) I want to schtup them.
If I make pleasant conversation with anyone I didn't previously know it is generally indicative of (ii) above. Except in contrived social situations but then, for the most part, I only speak with people I previously knew (other than the bartenders and wait staff, out of necessity). I don't like meeting new people. I am shy.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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