Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It was at $700k this morning, so someone (ebay, perhaps) surely can delete crazy bids.

Sellers can delete non-serious bids, and can choose to pre-screen bidders (which this guy did).

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But, as mentioned before re: condoms, good luck getting more than a few samples...

How the hell can anyone even get off wearing these things after you've been dating someone on the pill for a long time? I know its necessary for one nighters and I wore the damn things religiously back in the day, but fuuuuuck, sex with and without them is like burgers compared to filet mignon.

They're only good for faking an orgasm when you're too drunk to get off.

Reminds me of that great old Dead kennedys tune "Too Drunk to Fuck." God, they sucked, but they were funny.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But, as mentioned before re: condoms, good luck getting more than a few samples...

Excuses excuses. Obviously, you have no confidence in your "the excess is depleted throughout several subsequent orgasms" theory.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Who wears a condom to tcb? That's like wearing a raincoat in the shower.

My favorite is people who say you should wear a condom if you're giving a blow job. If you think you need a condom to blow a guy, you ought not to be blowing the motherfucker.

I don't understand chicks who'll suck you off at the drop of a dime but won't fuck you until "it feels right." I think its a hell of a lot more personal to be up front and personal with someone's short and curlies than fuck him. Would you rather collect pubes on your eyelashes and get a mouth full of cloroxy oyster sludge or just spread 'em and hope he's good. I'd rather have to wash my genitals than my face after sex, but that's just me...

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Agreed, although she wasn't looking as good as in her Ice Cat days this past weekend:

Actually, that was the very pic I was looking for. I am so disappointed in google.

I think that she looks fine -- her neck is all tensed up because she's yelling or chanting (probably "my body, my choice!" or "Not Bob rocks!" or something similar).

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My favorite is people who say you should wear a condom if you're giving a blow job. If you think you need a condom to blow a guy, you ought not to be blowing the motherfucker.

You are missing the point. You cannot tell by just looking at someone or even getting to know them if they could be infected with HSV or HPV or HIV. People who look and act just like me and you have those STDs. They may not even know they have them at the time. Many people are infected with HSV and HPV and don't know it because they are asymptomatic. Just because someone is asymptomatic doesn't mean that they cannot spread the viruses.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't understand chicks who'll suck you off at the drop of a dime but won't fuck you until "it feels right." I think its a hell of a lot more personal to be up front and personal with someone's short and curlies than fuck him. Would you rather collect pubes on your eyelashes and get a mouth full of cloroxy oyster sludge or just spread 'em and hope he's good. I'd rather have to wash my genitals than my face after sex, but that's just me...

Agree on this one. Oral sex is just as intimate and perhaps even more intimate than regular sex.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My favorite is people who say you should wear a condom if you're giving a blow job. If you think you need a condom to blow a guy, you ought not to be blowing the motherfucker.

And, condoms taste very very bad. Way worse than splooge. In my personal opinion.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Who wears a condom to tcb? That's like wearing a raincoat in the shower.

Remember the Dirty Greek Games? You were such a dead-eye at the "target shot." Gold ribbon! And the two of us? we would definately have won the synchronized shot, if that one girl in front of me hadn't shown cleavage 4 beats before we'd planned to finish. To this day, i blame myself for your not making Nationals.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My favorite is people who say you should wear a condom if you're giving a blow job. If you think you need a condom to blow a guy, you ought not to be blowing the motherfucker.

Next time you give me a blow job, feel free not to wear a condom.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Next time you give me a blow job, feel free not to wear a condom.

Agreed. You ok with braces?

[Monstrosity]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. You ok with braces?

Tease.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. You ok with braces?

No - they tend to get caught on my rings.

[Not Me]

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=1822958

• show Wednesday morning, "I got like 2000 e-mails. Most of them are thanking me for the great laugh and they're crying and best laugh they had in months, and there were some people likening me to George Carlin and a male Erma Bombeck, and to me that's the greatest accolade to tell you the truth."
  
  Star says he hasn't heard from his ex-wife and he has no plans to remarry anytime in the near future. At last check the dress was going for just over $25,000.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
No - they tend to get caught on my rings.

Cock rings?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
No - they tend to get caught on my rings.

Yo, guido-boy! He's not sucking on your fingers! Besides, your dago pinkie ring is too fat to get caught in braces.