Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Just in case there are any young lesbians reading the board.

"The best strategy for a teenage lesbian: Study hard and get good grades, and apply to a good liberal-arts college. Good grades can open doors to a world of smart, fun, open-minded women (read: action like you can't imagine). Four years at Wellesley were worth the debt."

http://www.theonionavclub.com/savage...php?issue=4125 (spree: Savage Love)

Hee: "The cast party is what matters anyway. Most actors/actresses are at the very least bisexual by the closing night of any play. The downside: Actresses cry a lot, which can be exhausting."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wow. Three in a row where I am the only object of your affections. I feel honored. Would it be too much to ask if maybe next time you could include a funny one in there?

TM

You wouldn't know funny if you choked on it in the men's room at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Penske is back from the dead.

Apparently there is at least one long-time lurker, no time poster out there, who outed me this morning based on my most recent "primary" incarnation. Luckily this person is "safe" (hi and please be nice to my last round of mark-ups. Please?)

So much for that experiment.

Penske4ever.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And in other amazing feats in sports, the Houston Press just did a piece about Dock Ellis's 1970 no-hitter, thrown while he was tripping on acid. The no-hitter reminded me of what I imagine a sebby court appearance might be like. It wasn't pretty (there were several walks), several tense moments, and the protagonist was hallucinating profusely. However, he kept himself cool, ignored petty rules and superstitions, got the desired result, and then headed to the bar to even out all the amphetamines taken to help focus.

Doc Ellis... Disc jockeys in Pittsburgh memorialize the date of the no hitter every year. Amazing. I'd have collapsed in a heap.

I had one pal who dove in a water show at an amusement park in New Jersey in that condition once. He said he got to the top of the huge platform, looked down, looked around and then proceeded to jump. I think there are some folks who can just "shut it off." I don't know how they could do that.

[Antiquity]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Penske is back from the dead.

Apparently there is at least one long-time lurker, no time poster out there, who outed me this morning based on my most recent "primary" incarnation. Luckily this person is "safe" (hi and please be nice to my last round of mark-ups. Please?)

So much for that experiment.

Penske4ever.

Welcome back. It's nice to see things get back to the way they should be after all that socking.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Apparently Wilt Chamberlain is dead. I learned this over the weekend when a spirited disagreement over his dead or alive status broke out (I thought he was alive, but I was not one of the main participants in the disagreement). The woman who was with us who had never heard of Wilt Chamberlain (!!!!) had no particular opinion on that issue. What did he die of? Anything related to his manwhore image?

I have showered with him. Platonically. NTTAWWT.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Stevie's a husk of the man he was in Cocksucker Blues.

Sarah McLaughlan OK?

She swallows. That is a good thing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You wouldn't know funny if you choked on it in the men's room at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.

uh...ok.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had one pal who dove in a water show at an amusement park in New Jersey in that condition once. He said he got to the top of the huge platform, looked down, looked around and then proceeded to jump. I think there are some folks who can just "shut it off." I don't know how they could do that.

Did he work there?

TM

[LessinSF]

Unfortunately, I have to report that oxygen deprivation (11,000+ feet) and multiple Pisco Sours do not improve on Penske or NFH, although I can report that, based upon the women I have seen so far, Miss Peru probably needed all the plastic surgery she received.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
She swallows. That is a good thing.

She used to be relatively attractive, too, though I haven't seen a recent pic. She may be looking like taxwonk or, worse, Sebby, by now.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Unfortunately, I have to report that oxygen deprivation (11,000+ feet) and multiple Pisco Sours do not improve on Penske or NFH, although I can report that, based upon the women I have seen so far, Miss Peru probably needed all the plastic surgery she received.

Keep drinking, the lack of typos is indicative that you have not reached the point of Penske-goggles yet.

Beware the NFH-goggles, acheiving them may result in a stomach pumping.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did he work there?

TM

Yes, and wearing a costume.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She used to be relatively attractive, too, though I haven't seen a recent pic. She may be looking like taxwonk or, worse, Sebby, by now.

You saw me in make up on Halloween. I'd make a fucking hot transvestite.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You wouldn't know funny if you choked on it in the men's room at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.

Unlike you, who'd pick up the humor as soon as you first took it in your mouth?