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11-10-2005, 06:08 PM
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#3526
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Good for you. Your child will be unrefutable proof not only that there is a God, but that God loves you?
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Who?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-10-2005, 06:09 PM
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#3527
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, the obvious trick to this is to not get to that two month, 29 day deadline.
I can do anything drunk. I'd get really shattered (and I'd certainly immediately start using heroin were I diagnosed with a terminal illnesss) and either OD myself or blow my brains out (for the reason Ollie ciited, I can no longer blow my brains out, as that would be derivative). So H it will be.
Or maybe a car off a cliff...
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No homage to HST with a shotgun?
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Boogers!
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11-10-2005, 06:09 PM
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#3528
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by LessinSF
She is why I don't watch Jimmy Kimmel. I cannot stand the idea of him shtupping her instead of me.
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Jimmy seems like a pretty hardcore partier. I bet if you got him drunk enough, he'd schtup you. Or at least let you blow him.
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11-10-2005, 06:12 PM
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#3529
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The point of no return isn't when you're still walking and the doc tells you you only have three months to live.
The time you can say for sure what you'll do is 2 months 29 days later when you can't walk anymore. If you don't go back then- you win- but I don't see how you'll tell us.
Fake heart attacks are much more immediate than false cancer diagnosises.
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Try a real one. Pussy.
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11-10-2005, 06:13 PM
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#3530
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Posts: 14,167
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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Can we shoot your ashes out of a cannon?
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Mrs. Wonk plans on having mine turned into a diamond. Any leftovers are going to be buried in my bbq pit.
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11-10-2005, 06:13 PM
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#3531
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Treed
Posts: 224
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You're fucking kidding, aren't you?
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He's not Nuts! at all.
Just look at the cuties:
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11-10-2005, 06:16 PM
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#3532
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You're fucking kidding, aren't you?
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If I told you, it would be cheating.
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11-10-2005, 06:17 PM
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#3533
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
He's not Nuts! at all.
Just look at the cuties:
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Couldn't you have posted this under your Thurgreed primary? I don't get why you decided to log out and log in for this.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-10-2005 at 06:23 PM..
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11-10-2005, 06:17 PM
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#3534
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Who?
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Nobody you'll ever meet. Don't worry about it.
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11-10-2005, 06:20 PM
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#3535
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Couldn't you have posted thid under your Thurgreed primary? I don't get why you decided to log out and log in for this.
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'Cause they're not penguins.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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11-10-2005, 06:20 PM
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#3536
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Nobody you'll ever meet. Don't worry about it.
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?!?!? I don't know, his Son promised me an introduction (and autographed picture) if I pimp his act.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-10-2005, 06:22 PM
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#3537
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
?!?!? I don't know, his Son promised me an introduction (and autographed picture) if I pimp his act.
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Whoa. In a Keanu-like way. |
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11-10-2005, 06:25 PM
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#3538
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've never understood this.... good for you?
Good for you, you managed to ejaculate inside a woman?
Good for you, your semen aren't so fucked up that they can't find the egg?
Good for you, what?
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As in good for you, you're not the one who has to carry the kid inside you for nine months, you lucky bastard, and good for you you don't have to push something the size of a large grapefruit out of something that starts out about the diameter of a quarter, good for you.
Must I point out the obvious?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-10-2005, 06:28 PM
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#3539
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
As in good for you, you're not the one who has to carry the kid inside you for nine months, you lucky bastard, and good for you you don't have to push something the size of a large grapefruit out of something that starts out about the diameter of a quarter, good for you.
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A large grapefruit?!? I have never seen a nine-pound grapefruit. |
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11-10-2005, 06:29 PM
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#3540
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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It Doesn't Matter
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Whoa. In a Keanu-like way.
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I would feel this more if you had used "keanu" brackets:
[Keanu-like way] Whoa!! [/Keanu-like way]
Get with the program.
eta: is it still cool to use the "cooter" nickname now that she-whose-name-i-dareth-not-utter is gone?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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