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07-20-2007, 03:04 PM
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#3526
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is that good or bad?
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It would be not that bad if I could remember any other lines from the song. It is VERY repetitive. |
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07-20-2007, 03:08 PM
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#3527
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Recap
Hey guys, I have been busy this morning, can one of you just summarize what's been posted today? I'm sure it has been mind-blowingly exciting, since it's Fuck You Friday and everyone here is interesting.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-20-2007, 03:08 PM
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#3528
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Jack Russell Terrier
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was in a somewhat pissy mood yesterday, apparently. I think based on the way she has structured her life, it legitimately would be very difficult to find time for much of a workout, and she would have to give up something other than personal leisure time.
I would just have to give up personal leisure time, and I have beaucoup personal leisure time.
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I think what I was grappling for was inspiration to make the effort to make the time. I've at various times joined and quit gyms, worked out on weekends, walked at lunch, run after work, run in am. all of these things on various levels have failed. Like sebby noted it is a struggle with me. Sorry to bitch about it here....
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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07-20-2007, 03:10 PM
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#3529
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Jack Russell Terrier
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No, but can you walk the dog this morning? I had to work late last night and I am exhausted and need to sleep in. While you're out, can you get me a coffee and some food for the dog? Thanks.
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The fact that you have a job is a TOTAL. TURN. OFF. I thought you quit to go to rehab and were gonna now find yourself and maybe work 15-20 hours pre week at the Wedge or maybe Cheapo. And that would be hot.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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07-20-2007, 03:10 PM
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#3530
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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There was no thrusting whatsoever
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That's the second time this morning you've made me laugh out loud.
One more time and I am going to have to challenge you to a pillow fight.
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Thank you!
But the pressure's too much to do it one more time, so I may have to do like Costanza and leave on a high note. |
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07-20-2007, 03:11 PM
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#3531
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Paging RT
http://www.blacklabeladultshop.com/p...the_cone/127/1
Apparently Prince William's girlfriend has one of these. I think it looks interesting.
I'm not sure I want one yet... but I think I could be convinced.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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07-20-2007, 03:13 PM
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#3532
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Crystalline fructose. Just as bad, I'm afraid.
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Jesus. What the fuck is available that I can actually drink, then? Besides water. And beer. And wine. And liquor.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-20-2007, 03:15 PM
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#3533
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Jack Russell Terrier
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The fact that you have a job is a TOTAL. TURN. OFF. I thought you quit to go to rehab and were gonna now find yourself and maybe work 15-20 hours pre week at the Wedge or maybe Cheapo. And that would be hot.
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Night shift at The Wedge. Spreading dirt on the organic spinach to give it that earthy organicy feel. It was actually only from 7-9, but I'm still too tired to walk the dog.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-20-2007, 03:16 PM
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#3534
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Jesus. What the fuck is available that I can actually drink, then? Besides water. And beer. And wine. And liquor.
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Well, Ultima (recommended by PLF, I think) is sweetened with Stevia, so that's fine, but sometimes I get tired of the slight aftertaste of stevia and that's when I have a vitaminwater.
oh, Smartwater also has electrolytes, but I don't find that it is any more thirst-quenching than regular water.
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 07-20-2007 at 03:18 PM..
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07-20-2007, 03:17 PM
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#3535
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Jesus. What the fuck is available that I can actually drink, then? Besides water. And beer. And wine. And liquor.
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I really like vitamin water. a lot.
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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07-20-2007, 03:19 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My local homeless gal answered her cell phone in front of Mrs. Coltrane the other day. Mrs. Coltrane stated that she "almost kicked it out of her hand!"
Mrs. Coltrane is all talk.
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My local homeless guy just lost his foot. It's a little jarring to see his white white bandages against his dirty clothes.
He's got a wheelchair, though. So he was right back to his corner soon after the surgery. I'm pretty sure he gets more handouts now than he did before he lost the foot.
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07-20-2007, 03:19 PM
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#3537
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Recap
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hey guys, I have been busy this morning, can one of you just summarize what's been posted today? I'm sure it has been mind-blowingly exciting, since it's Fuck You Friday and everyone here is interesting.
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New York is hard. Reeaaaaal hard.
Crows may or may not actually fly in straight line, esp. when scarecrows are present.
What's-his-face couldn't find the tomato stuff to put in his processed cheese.
Penske is actually a secretary.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-20-2007, 03:23 PM
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#3538
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Recap
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
New York is hard. Reeaaaaal hard.
Crows may or may not actually fly in straight line, esp. when scarecrows are present.
What's-his-face couldn't find the tomato stuff to put in his processed cheese.
Penske is actually a secretary.
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I couldn't find the processed cheese, dumbass. Stay focused.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-20-2007, 03:24 PM
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#3539
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Paging RT
 "The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered."
What is it?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-20-2007, 03:25 PM
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#3540
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Paging RT
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered."
What is it?
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I am reasonably sure it's a vibrator shaped like a cone.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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