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06-27-2005, 03:45 PM
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#3541
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Unfortunately, I have to report that oxygen deprivation (11,000+ feet) and multiple Pisco Sours do not improve on Penske or NFH, although I can report that, based upon the women I have seen so far, Miss Peru probably needed all the plastic surgery she received.
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How are the young boys?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-27-2005, 03:50 PM
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#3542
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Unfortunately, I have to report that oxygen deprivation (11,000+ feet) and multiple Pisco Sours do not improve on Penske or NFH, although I can report that, based upon the women I have seen so far, Miss Peru probably needed all the plastic surgery she received.
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Head to Chile. The women are muy caliente. Don't drink the Piscolas.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-27-2005, 03:58 PM
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#3543
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Greetings from Peru
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Unfortunately, I have to report that oxygen deprivation (11,000+ feet) and multiple Pisco Sours do not improve on Penske or NFH, although I can report that, based upon the women I have seen so far, Miss Peru probably needed all the plastic surgery she received.
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Poor Lester is such a loser that he has to log in to the FB from vacay. Sigh.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-27-2005, 04:05 PM
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#3544
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Poor Lester is such a loser that he has to log in to the FB from vacay. Sigh.
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Ah, don't feel too bad for Less. I hear he made up the Peru trip just to get away from some nag at home for a little bit.
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06-27-2005, 04:09 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ah, don't feel too bad for Less. I hear he made up the Peru trip just to get away from some nag at home for a little bit.
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I think he was blowing smoke up your ass...because I coincidentally called him to bitch about something moments before he departed and I think somehow the conversation got to him not having had a piece of ass in a while....i like to live vicariously through less (i stay disease free that way) and I'm pretty confident he's not escaping from anyone. any bets on how many women he nails before he gets back?
If he's gone 1 week, i'm betting 1, if he's gone two weeks, I'm betting three.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-27-2005, 04:12 PM
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#3546
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Seen this weekend
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I second the motion. Lovely movie - would have been lovelier without the not-so-cute child talking throughout the entire movie behind us. It was an 8:45 show - who brings their 3 year-olds to that? Musical score could have been better too. But definitely had its moments. The chicks are the cutest things ever.
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I had the same thing in my 4:00 showing. Shame my scapula isn't in shape for a quick backhand of the talking, kicking princess behind me. |
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06-27-2005, 04:12 PM
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#3547
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
any bets on how many women he nails before he gets back?
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do hookers count?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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06-27-2005, 04:14 PM
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#3548
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Mutant Inbred Tiger
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Secret Garden
Posts: 91
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
do hookers count?
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Why would they need to?
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Free Me!
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06-27-2005, 04:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think he was blowing smoke up your ass...because I coincidentally called him to bitch about something moments before he departed and I think somehow the conversation got to him not having had a piece of ass in a while
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Again, how do you manage to hold on to any friends?
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06-27-2005, 04:27 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think he was blowing smoke up your ass...because I coincidentally called him to bitch about something moments before he departed and I think somehow the conversation got to him not having had a piece of ass in a while....i like to live vicariously through less (i stay disease free that way) and I'm pretty confident he's not escaping from anyone. any bets on how many women he nails before he gets back?
If he's gone 1 week, i'm betting 1, if he's gone two weeks, I'm betting three.
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Oooh. Catfight! Who knows Less better IRL? I'm putting my money on Flinty now that all the SF male posters get together for a weekly poker game/circle jerk (nttawwt?) and apparently sing kumbaya together before rushing to each others' aid on the various lawtalkers boards. Plus, Less clearly was trying to sleep with sunny (Vainest!) so it is natural that he would forget to mention the current nag.
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06-27-2005, 04:30 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Head to Chile. The women are muy caliente. Don't drink the Piscolas.
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I saw bottled Mojitos last night while buying beer at the gas station. I must admit to being tempted, if only to be able to report my findings here.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-27-2005, 04:31 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Again, how do you manage to hold on to any friends?
TM
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06-27-2005, 04:32 PM
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#3553
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Live 8
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What is Maroon 5?
P Diddy is supposedly going to do a rap in the middle of the DMB's cover of Watchtower. Fucking sick.
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06-27-2005, 04:33 PM
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#3554
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Greetings from Peru
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Originally posted by Montecore
Why would they need to?
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06-27-2005, 04:34 PM
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#3555
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Greetings from Peru
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think he was blowing smoke up your ass...because I coincidentally called him to bitch about something moments before he departed and I think somehow the conversation got to him not having had a piece of ass in a while....i like to live vicariously through less (i stay disease free that way) and I'm pretty confident he's not escaping from anyone. any bets on how many women he nails before he gets back?
If he's gone 1 week, i'm betting 1, if he's gone two weeks, I'm betting three.
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Which part of this is the coincidence? |
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