Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 237

notcasesensitive · 10-12-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Who is this?

I am the most famous person living in my building and will gladly share my massuese with you, pretty lady.

Winner of RockStar INXS. You have a deal.

NotFromHere · 10-12-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
For the reality tv star portion of our "celebrity" height chart, he is about 5'10" (maybe 5'11") and more slight-of-build than I would have expected.

You are so cool. Of course you should have gotten her card. And maybe inquire about couples massage. Sorry Mr. Man.

I was just having this conversation yesterday about how celebrities are smaller than you imagine. Except for a lot of professional athletes who are larger than you imagine (except for Jeff Garcia). When I saw Linda Evans, she was about 5'2" and about 100 lbs. I would have thought she was much taller. Someone here had seen Pierce Brosnan and said he was under 6' tall. Why is that?

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-12-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You are so cool. Of course you should have gotten her card. And maybe inquire about couples massage. Sorry Mr. Man.

I was just having this conversation yesterday about how celebrities are smaller than you imagine. Except for a lot of professional athletes who are larger than you imagine (except for Jeff Garcia). When I saw Linda Evans, she was about 5'2" and about 100 lbs. I would have thought she was much taller. Someone here had seen Pierce Brosnan and said he was under 6' tall. Why is that?

Bruce Willis is short and looks like a little old man. A little old man who was checking me out!!

Replaced_Texan · 10-12-2005, 04:19 PM

So after 40 something years, Astroworld is closing at the end of the month, and everyone in town is doing the whole "I remember when" thing. The Houston Press got on the bandwagon, and I think everyone else can just stop, because this is probably the most perfect story ever about a cheesy theme park in the 70s/80s.

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Everyone, it seems, has at least one AstroWorld memory. Including roots rocker Jesse Dayton, mainstay of stages in Houston and Austin, who's played with Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings and Ray Price. He writes:

"I was a under-developed skinny sophomore in high school, trying desperately to get in the pants of this girl who was your classic bombshell-blonde senior, but she wouldn't have anything to do with me.

"One day I noticed that she had the band Cheap Trick written about ten different ways on the cover of her Algebra 2 book…a friend of mine told me Cheap Trick was playing in two weeks at AstroWorld…so I immediately got tickets for the show. I told her that I had backstage passes and that she would definitely get to meet Robin Zander, the singer of Cheap Trick…It was total bullshit.

"We get there…do the usual…ride the Cyclone, smoke a joint in the parking lot, play Galaga for an hour, get wet on the Bamboo Shoot…the whole time she's treating me like her little buddy/friend…zero rhythm from her! We go into the theater, and we wait for the band to come on. The whole time she's asking me, 'Why don't we just walk backstage?' 'When am I gonna meet Robin?'…I make every bad excuse you could make ('Ummm…these are only after-show passes'), praying for them to come onstage so she'd stop hounding me.

"They come out…it's a killer show…they do an encore of 'Surrender' and we all sing along…then the golden moment arrives…Do I tell her I lost the backstage passes?

"She starts walking over to the backstage area and I'm sweating bullets, then one of the roadies for the band immediately says, 'The meet and greet is over here.' He pulls us over with ten other people into a little area and there they are…Tom, Bunny, Rick and Robin Zander himself. She meets Robin…he flirts with her for all of five minutes…She never knows anything about me not having the backstage passes.

"We head out to the big empty parking lot, turn on Cheap Trick's Dream Police cassette in my old man's Suburban and then she proceeds to get completely naked and bangs my lights out right there in the AstroWorld parking lot.

"I felt like the king of the world…or maybe just the king of AstroWorld."

10-12-2005, 04:19 PM

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Bruce Willis is short and looks like a little old man. A little old man who was checking me out!!

I think he was looking at your airbrusher.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-12-2005, 04:21 PM

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Airbrushing.

eta - I don't have any cellulite. But then I have my own personal airbrusher who follows me around. Yay for me.

You know, I have no idea if I have a nice ass or not. I just don't pay attention. This should distinguish me from Sebby a little bit, b/c I guarantee he checks out his own ass in the mirror on a weekly basis.

ABBAKiss · 10-12-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
[Celebrities are tiny.] Why is that?

They have to fit into your television set.

ABBAKiss · 10-12-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Bruce Willis is short and looks like a little old man. A little old man who was checking me out!!

Really? He's short too? I used to heart him - no longer. Vince Vaughn remains on my list though - a very healthy 6'4". Just like Flower (on the internet).

10-12-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
They have to fit into your television set.

You made me laugh on an otherwise crappy day. Thank you.

notcasesensitive · 10-12-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You know, I have no idea if I have a nice ass or not. I just don't pay attention. This should distinguish me from Sebby a little bit, b/c I guarantee he checks out his own ass in the mirror on a weekly basis.

Sebby has no ass. It is documented.