Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am intrigued. Does this vast power function outside of the realm of AI?

Unfortunately I don't have any pics of coltrane or notfromhere to use as my avatar so I don't think we'll have a chance to find out.

Wait, maybe I can use this pic of Coltrane celebrating his marathon finish with a keg stand0:



Nice form!


edited to add: sorry for fucking up the margins. maybe someone smarter than I (yeah yeah, not difficult to find, I know) can fix the size.

[ABBAKiss]

Less and all you San Franciscoans (I think Less is in SF?) please pm me.

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That, combined with your list of "rules" is why you are still single and trolling internet forums, posting your criteria, looking for mates.

You need to loosen up that sphincter, baby.

Not doing anal doesnt mean she wouldnt be up for a MRimjob

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Memo to Coltrane:

I am not the only one who thinks you are a post frat meathead.

And it was very funny.

Paigow,

"Meathead" and "fraternity member" are not synonyms.

SD

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If there are any such chicks on the FB, please feel free to contact me. Although yours truly is not one of those sexy sex-having types, I know plenty of gentlemen who would be willing to drop plenty of dimes without this apparent distraction of Sebastion that he needs to "understand" you.

I just can't get off unless there's a true connection.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow,

"Meathead" and "fraternity member" are not synonyms.

SD

Memo to SD

Right. A Fraternity Member is just one type of Meathead.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If I were the type of Flower who engaged in the sexy sex type of stuff, I do not think I would favor the condom. Having said that, there are occasions when I prefer a good old burger to the finest cut of steak.

Both pale in comparison to a nice mound of greasy, quivering* roast beef.

* My hands shake. A lot.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Me
I am not single and will be wed this summer.

Wow! So, he's only about eighteen months away from actual sex? He must be excited.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Memo to SD

Right. A Fraternity Member is just one type of Meathead.

Too cheap and easy. I'll give you a mulligan.

Swing again after you've finished your coffee.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Memo to Coltrane:

I am not the only one who thinks you are a post frat meathead.

And it was very funny.

Memo? Good god.

Ooooooh please please tell about your PMs!!

Maybe they didn't teach "hyperbole" in college back in 1982.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This phrase is almost as universally appropriate of a response as "Whiff." I will never ever tire of it.

I find your tolerant acceptance so hot.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Memo? Good god.

Ooooooh please please tell about your PMs!!

Maybe they didn't teach "hyperbole" in college back in 1982.

Do you also get the sense that she's been ridden like a rented mule in a fraternity house? I just can't imagine that a person who ostensibly had the rich social life Paigow would have enjoyed in college would not have drowned in a bottle of Maddog in Freshman year and wound up riding some lax player who kept his "[insert Colgate, Dennison, Cornell, Lafayette, Brown or other school of choice here] hat on during sex.

* Flower - A bag of dimes if you know who Turner is off the top of your head. You're on the honor system - no google.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
you're nuttier than a Thai relish.

I know you cutout a safe harbor on Politics for culturally insensitive shit if you can claim ignorance, but holy shit, can the ignorance be this aggressive?

I'm sorry, you are a straight-forward- garden variety-tunnel-visioned racist fuck*. Take one relish (satay) and now Thai relishes are sterotyped as nutty? You see Spooky's girlfriend- "all woman have tails."

You are so xenophobic your picture should be in the dictionary...
I suppose cucumber relish and prawn/chilli relish and lemongrass relish and etc. don't count? In fact, other then satay sauce, which most thais see as Cheese Wizz for white trash, I can't think of a nutty Thai relish. Don't you think of how you might offend before you hit post?





*this is in response to an old Politics thread, but the opportunity came up here. sorry to have bothered those who don't read P.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Hey, I watch this stuff for the competition.

And Jennie Finch:

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And Jennie Finch:

Where are her eyebrows? She looks like Charlize in Monster.