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10-23-2003, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But, come on, you know there must be some great tales of Katie Couric's debauchery at UVa.

sadly, no. she was an exemplary goodie-goodie, and was even head resident advisor on the lawn, the highest honor u.va. bestows upon its nerds. sorta the congressional medal of honor for mega-tools. if she says she made it through without ever seeing, much less doing, a line of coke, i'd believe her, even if it was 1979.

one of my profs said she was known as a grade-grubber. she wheedled a gentleman's b+ in an english writing course into an a. sounds about right.

i would post rumors about her sex life, but that would be both ungentlemanly and completely made up.

robustpuppy · 10-23-2003, 05:09 PM

I can't believe Tucker Max's discussion board has nearly 8,000 members and right now, nearly 600 active users.

Atticus Grinch · 10-23-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe Tucker Max's discussion board has nearly 8,000 members and right now, nearly 600 active users.

Yeah, but how many of those are Penske?

ABBAKiss · 10-23-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
"The average American male today stands 5-foot-9 and the average female is just shy of 5-foot-4."

Really? There is no way the average male is 5'9". At least not around here.

leagleaze · 10-23-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that laminated? It is good to know her "gossip" is more jucier since she met him. Burger, you may want to drop her an email about the importance of pristine panties.

Apparently he had it laminated after the lawsuit.

Sidd Finch · 10-23-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How about something like, "in honor of your birthday, I'd like to give you the greatest gift a person can give to another: the gift of honesty."

We were thinking as one there, right up to the point where you substituted "honesty" for "a good-by blow job."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-23-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic

Women:
Height: 63.7 inches
Weight: 152 lbs"

The average woman is pretty damn dumpy. Although I guess that's not surprising. Is that weight median or mean?

robustpuppy · 10-23-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
We were thinking as one there, right up to the point where you substituted "honesty" for "a good-by blow job."

That's the beauty of it.*

*Really, only if the guy's a jerk, which dtb didn't say he was.

10-23-2003, 05:15 PM

I fucking hate them. Especially the little ones. More aggravating than an asshole driver who speeds up when heading towards a traffic light.

Sidd Finch · 10-23-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
If someone left this on my car, I would fucking freak out.

Here's the back of what she left:

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/vt_targetdesk.jpg

And this is the front

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/vt_backtarget.jpg

If a man left that on your car, you could get him convicted and sent to prison for felony stalking. That Miss Katy is out there promoting herself as a paragon of virtue is pretty sickening.

Penske_Account · 10-23-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am touched by the strength of your heart for me. This post is just for you, Penske. I know that you smile at your desk each time you get a chance to see my flair-covered avatar. Enjoy.

Indeed. I should have known my heart would be so shallow and created a tribute sock to masque it. Like I have always done in the past with Paigow. And SEC Chick. And Bilmore. And Plated. And PLF. NTTAWWT. Oh well. cat. bag. out.

Carry on.

prospectively edited to add: I lied, I don't heart PLF and never have. Good riddance.

retrospectively edited to add: While I am not the infamous "I *heart* PENSKE" sock, I do, in fact, *heart* myself. Daily. NTTAWWT.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 10-23-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
They've been dating not so long (a couple of months?) and she's just not all that into him. Not unlike the situation presented here recently by another enquiring mind, the dude's birthday is this weekend and she had made plans to cook him birthday dinner. ... The question... (she acknowledges how junior-high-school this is, but whatever -- I told her I knew the perfect place to get the answer to junior-high-type questions) is, what's her "lead-in"? Just launch into "I don't want to date anymore?"

If she has a date to cook him dinner, she should keep the date. She cannot cancel the birthday dinner plans because (i) you don't do that unless there is a death in the family (preferably your own) and (ii) it wouldn't leave him with enough time to make alternate birthday plans, and dumping someone in such a way that they are stranded alone to contemplate it on their birthday is really shitty.

She should not break up with him on his birthday. That is obviously a shitty move. Even if done after a goodbye fuck.

She should not break up with him before his birthday, because it would make the dinner, which must be followed through on, uncomfortable.

If she nevertheless really feels the need to break up with him before the birthday dinner, she should do so and then say "if you want to cancel the plans for your birthday, I'll understand," and accept a "no, we'll have dinner as planned" with a show of enthusiasm.

In any event, the way to break up with him is just to say "I've enjoyed our time together, but I'm afraid this just isn't going to work romantically. I hope we can still remain friends." Under no circumstances should she offer any explanation for why it won't work. (They always ask, and there is never an acceptable answer. Certainly not one that the dumped wants to hear. If you offer a non-crushing reason they tend to try to argue, requiring an escalation of reasons from the dumper, which leads only to regret on all parts.) She should just repeat "I'm sorry, I just can't," "I'm sorry, it just won't," and if pressed and desperate, "It's nothing you did, so there is nothing you can do about it," and, ultimately, "I'm afraid I just can't, and I can't discuss it with you further, there's nothing to say."

This is why breakups are, in fact, better handled in letters. It avoids the "but why? Is it something I did?" scene.

ltl/fb · 10-23-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The average woman is pretty damn dumpy. Although I guess that's not surprising. Is that weight median or mean?

Which way do you expect a skew such that they would be different?

Penske_Account · 10-23-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Yeah, but how many of those are Penske?

You beat me to it, you bastard! Lets just say I sock there as much as here, but since I'm retired from socking.....oh well you do the math.

retroactively edited to add: I give Tucker a standing ovation for self-promotion. He's the gold standard of a level of narcissism that I can only dream of achieving. I don't heart him, but only because I am scared of STDs, but I do say: Bravo! Bravo indeed!

NotFromHere · 10-23-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
"According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average U.S. woman is 5' 3.7 (162 centimeters) tall and weighs 152 pounds (69 kilograms)." http://www.wonderquest.com/size-women-us.htm

"Average Height and Weight for Men and Women ages 20+

Men:
Height: 69.1 inches
Weight: 180 lbs

Women:
Height: 63.7 inches
Weight: 152 lbs"

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/bodymeas.htm

good lord, I have to start eating more. I am extremely under weight for this country. Wasting away practically, by these standards.