Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

What the fuck were you doing reading a book in a bar full of 21-year old, drunk, horny co-eds?

His refractory period isn't what it used to be.

[Hank Chinaski]

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Originally posted by LessinSF
When one is approached while reading a book at an Irish bar in Portland (where part of my family lives) clearly patronized by many local college-age kids on a Friday night and asked if I am Italian, and then how old I am (after denying any Italian lineage), the answer is not the truth. The truth apparently turns off drunk, horny 21-year Portland State students just returned from a year studying in Salzburg. I apparently need to start lying about my age - heavily.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What the fuck were you doing reading a book in a bar full of 21-year old, drunk, horny co-eds?

TM

trying to appear Professorial?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The only sub-20 actress cuter than her is Jessica Alba, and she may be the hottest piece on this planet

You don't lie. She is amazing.









And she looks better on film than in photos.

TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You don't lie. She is amazing.









And she looks better on film than in photos.

TM

She's not bad but seeing her reminds me that I miss The Daintiest Petunia....[sigh].....her time here was too short. Too $hort indeed.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
She's not bad but seeing her reminds me that I miss The Daintiest Petunia....[sigh].....her time here was too short. Too $hort indeed.

no offense, but either JA or DP would want to know how old you are first thing, and that would be the end of it. nttawwt.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

[Slave] don't lie. [Alba] is amazing. And she looks better on film than in photos.

That all depends on the film. "Honey" sucked pretty bad.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Britishisms? Well-spokenness?

To answer your question, you, my dear.

Briticisms? Whatever. Clearly, you were the scammed guy, taken in by the "fancy" language.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Fugee
The only thing close to a bad present (the icky letter was sent to my parents, not me) is a bag of pot pourri I got from "Santa." I don't care for pot pourri and my cat would throw it around the house. My best presents were two things I've wanted but never got around to buying: an insulated casserole carrier and a pepper mill.

The worst present I received was just a stocking stuffer, but here goes -- a bag (like a bag of chips) of cotton candy. This would not have been so bad, but I insisted on opening and trying. It does taste like cotton candy (maybe a little stale). No one over the age of 8 should attempt to consume cotton candy. THey should print that on the bag. Blech.

Best present -- I received a beautiful flat-screen monitor for the home computer (necessitating some additional matching accessories in a later purchase). But still working out anti-virus kinks...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You don't lie. [Jessica Alba] is amazing.
And she looks better on film than in photos.

TM

I thought he was lying about sub 20. But I'm too lazy to try to figure it out. She was sub 20 when her show started, but wasn't that like 4 years ago?

(she is hot)


Edit: Dark Angel was 2000. She is not sub 20 according to IMDB: Born in Pomona, CA on April 28, 1981... Timmy lives.

[Jack Manfred]

Best gift: the watch I bought for myself. Sadly, the second, third, and fourth best gifts all came from people at work.

Worst gift: I didn't get enough gifts to get a bad gift. (But overstock.com is remedying the not getting enough gifts part.)

[leagleaze]

I came across this site yesterday. Among other things the owners review hentai video games. Some of the images are not work appropriate. In particular the link I followed took me to a game review about Battle Raper.
Here's the review. Again, some images, not work appropriate, though you have to follow links to see the more explicit ones.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dark Angel was 2000. She is not sub 20 according to IMDB: Born in Pomona, CA on April 28, 1981... Timmy lives.

And slave lies.

TM

Originally posted by LessinSF
That would have been better, but: (1) I had been drinking; (2) I was trying to converse with her in bad German - hell, for all I know, I may have said I was 57 or 13 or some other age as stupid as my own; and (3) I thought she was older than 21 - 21 year old chicks should not be hitting on me.

I either need to go back to Scandinavia where they have bars one must be at least 24 to get into, or back to Eastern Europe where they don't care so long as you speak English with a Canadian accent. I will work on my game for y'all, though.

How can you read drunk?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You people are all nuts.
TM

Whaddaya mean, you people?

Originally posted by Fugee
They're not for decoration; they're for identification. Do you never have parties where people are drinking from wine glasses when they aren't sitting at the table? It's cold and flu season -- you don't want to drink from the glass of anyone with whom you are not otherwise swapping spit. Wine charms are much "classier" than the paper tags.

These are so gay. Not homosexual gay, just gay.

And by the way. the use of quotes doesnt make classy ironic and it doesnt say "I, the poster, know I should not use this word but if I put quotes around it, I can use it without seeming prole".